Was doing oven chips, accidentally set it to grill, realised about 10 minutes later, then thought I’d turned to oven but had turned everything off , only realised my second screw up when the timer beeped 🤦‍♂️

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS 15 weeks ago

Bristol

"After the last couple of days disaster ive been disaster free"

Well that's good.

The disasters have been kind enough to leave your Friday in peace

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS 15 weeks ago

Bristol

"Ate a large kebab for lunch.. After tea, I'm a bit full"

Large kebab for lunch?

That's an evening meal...

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By *oodmessMan 15 weeks ago

yumsville

"Ate a large kebab for lunch.. After tea, I'm a bit full

Large kebab for lunch?

That's an evening meal..."

Yeah I was still feeling it at 4 or 5.. It was a bit good though

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman 15 weeks ago

Hampshire

Broke my tooth!

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By *iking 777Man 15 weeks ago

Wick

Agreed to work tomorrow

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By *hat.coupleCouple 15 weeks ago

Kent

Went to work 🙄

Mrs x

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By *luerooMan 15 weeks ago

Bridgwater

i woke after a night shift thinking i might just get to suck some cock.

doesn't get any dumber than that !

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP TV/TS 15 weeks ago

Bristol

"Broke my tooth!

Ah shit, how'd you do that?

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