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By *elloWoman 14 weeks ago
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"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?
Has anyone here got one?
Used one?
Want one?
Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻
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Going to Japan in October and the first thing I'm doing is going to the king of kings throne room |
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"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?
Has anyone here got one?
Used one?
Want one?
Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻
Going to Japan in October and the first thing I'm doing is going to the king of kings throne room "
😍😍 That’s the spirit! May any subsequent ‘movements’ be glorious enough that you will sing proud songs of the wondrous experience for years to come 😜👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"Not used one, but I know a few people who've been to Japan and they all rave about the toilets. One is even looking into getting one "
I’ve been studying them online and am amazed by the technology; I so want one 😍😍 |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻"
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"
Not just the seated toilets either. Some urinals have LCD screens with games you can play, using your pee as a control. |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍
Not just the seated toilets either. Some urinals have LCD screens with games you can play, using your pee as a control."
😂😂 For real? I absolutely MUST find (and play on) one of these! 😁😁
I can just imagine it….Call Of Duty Urinal Edition. My god - that would be amazing! 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"
The lengths some people go to just to get men to sit down so we don't miss! |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍
The lengths some people go to just to get men to sit down so we don't miss!"
😂😂😂 |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the
Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"
sounds like I'm still shitting in medieval times |
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"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?
Has anyone here got one?
Used one?
Want one?
Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻
Surely those would be "arsewarming" experiences?
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By *oelMan 14 weeks ago
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"Wow! How amazing are they, eh?
Has anyone here got one?
Used one?
Want one?
Please share all your heartwarming experiences of sitting on one here 👍🏻👍🏻
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Stayed in a very nice hotel in London that had them, was a huge suprise sitting down |
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"Do they clean themselves also? As I fucking hate cleaning/bleaching the bog and no matter how much I demand the boy do it he refuses "
Apparently some models do indeed clean themselves 😍😍 Utilising both water and UV light no less. The toilet has suddenly evolved 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 |
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By (user no longer on site) 14 weeks ago
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"Do they clean themselves also? As I fucking hate cleaning/bleaching the bog and no matter how much I demand the boy do it he refuses
Apparently some models do indeed clean themselves 😍😍 Utilising both water and UV light no less. The toilet has suddenly evolved 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻"
That’s great ha want one now |
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"Am I missing something here? One enters, defecates, flush, wash hands and then departs.
I didn't know one had to be a 'bon vivant' or a connoisseur of latrines and water closets. 🚾🚻
Oooo they’re amazing things; the Lamborghini of toilets in effect. Heated seats, self flushing, warm water spraying, drying and self deodorizing.
Some even have LED lights on 😍😍"
If it doesn’t play a klaxon and repeat’ warning…warning… unexpected item in the logging area’. Its shit and im not interested!!   |
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I studied in Japan when young. They were all Toto brand and warm to the touch. More bottoms than Starship Enterprise also. I realised that the water flushed in the opposite direction. I thought it was due to natural forces but it's a myth, just a Japanese engineer's design.
That's all I have to say on the matter |
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I'd be too scared to use one on a Saturday morning after a Friday night spent eating vindaloo or phal washed down with copious amounts of alcohol.
I'd be half expecting to press the wrong button only to unintentionally discover it has a built-in ejection seat function. |
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