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Worst things you can says when having sex

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

Here are a few

The wrong name.

I like yours the bigs one hurt,

I like your flappy bits

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By *aventdecidedyetMan 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Your sister is tighter

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

"Your sister is tighter "

On dam

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By *wcjw70Man 4 weeks ago

Great Barr

Her sisters name

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By *lectrictouchMan 4 weeks ago

inverarary

Assume the position.

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

Whats that smell

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 4 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Is it in yet ? 🤣🤣

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

Wrong hole.

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

You husband is on his way home

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By *ohnhomeMan 4 weeks ago

Carlisle

I’ve cum already sorry

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By *elboy1957Man 4 weeks ago

Weston-super-Mare

Your as good as your mom

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By *hisIsMe58Man 4 weeks ago

Winchester

Your much better than your mum.

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

Shit wrong room

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By *eralDeviantWoman 4 weeks ago

Hull

Is that it, are you done 😅

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By *earditallWoman 4 weeks ago

Lancaster

Is it in yet?

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By *uonline69Man 4 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

I think I left the kettle on

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By *hilly1515Man 4 weeks ago

Chuw Chuw. all aboard the happy train...

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By *iver78Man 4 weeks ago

barton upon humber

Are we done yet

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

You have a hairy bum hole

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By *uonline69Man 4 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

Do you want a leaflet about the second coming of Christ

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 4 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Central

"Do you want a leaflet about the second coming of Christ"

Are Christendoms churches losing their grip?

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By *ornym66Man 4 weeks ago

Col /ips

Im thinking of decorating the bedroom

While he is pumping away lol

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

That's not how your mum used to do it

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By *upra1Man 4 weeks ago

essex area

If it itches in a few weeks just go to the doctors

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By *NMattMan 4 weeks ago

Northampton

I was watching that!

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By *ature-Gent-73Man 4 weeks ago

NN1

I think your nan is really hot

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

Yes, you have been given the seed of Satan. Mwahahahaha

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan 4 weeks ago

Hastings

Can you feel that. When your in as deep as you can get. 😆

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By *icknmix500Man 4 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

Is it in ?

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By *akat158Couple 4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

That'll do pig.

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman 4 weeks ago

Birmingham

Good girl.

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By *uonline69Man 4 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

You look just like your dad

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By *uonline69Man 4 weeks ago

Saddleworth, UK

You have a mole on your back like your brother ...... while she is in reverse cowboy position

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By *engali DelightMan 4 weeks ago

Camden

It’s not rising

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By *ermite12ukMan 4 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Is your forename Justin, by any chance?

Did you mean to scream/laugh, (Pick as appropriate) when I told you to open your eyes?

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By *aked beachMan 4 weeks ago

small cave, behind the big cave.

That sounded like you shutting the front door…..Hello!

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By *lrightthenMan 4 weeks ago

Bradford

What's for tea

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By *iaisonseekerMan 4 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've only got a couple of days left on the antibiotics

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By *ustus5555Woman 4 weeks ago

Nottingham

Are we nearly there yet ?

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By *elix SightedMan 4 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Blimey grandad, these coffins get hot with the lid down

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By *roublemaker2 OP Man 4 weeks ago

Colchester

Don't worry it's only a small cock ! to be honest rather you didn't have a cock

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By *tannersMan 4 weeks ago

stanley

Your sister is more enthusiastic

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By *rasshopper201Man 4 weeks ago

kendal

How’s about that then guys and girls lol

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By *indaCharmingDubMan 4 weeks ago

South Dublin

Did you learn that trick from your Mam or your sister?

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By *ardnutsMan 4 weeks ago

pensby

What's your name again? Can you shut your legs, makes it a bit tighter. I need the friction to cum.

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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago

So, can you tell me what’s going on down there , is that your finger ?

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By *ortySwitchMan 4 weeks ago

london

Gosh, your so sexy. This reminds me if the time Peter Mandelson and I were in this island together with Jeff…..

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By *nderson ByresMan 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

" *sigh* I'm so fucking bored. Get off me."

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By *lectrictouchMan 4 weeks ago

inverarary

Are we there yet ?

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By *ineapplePixieCouple 4 weeks ago

S.Wales

I'll finish my self off ✨️

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By *nderson ByresMan 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

*in a somewhat inquisitive, yet clearly uncomfortable tone

"That's weird..."

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By *etwife8230Couple 4 weeks ago

Newport

That was disappointing

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By *nderson ByresMan 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Which one's your vagina hole?

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