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Everyone gets one. Couples and schizophrenics get one each.
Suggest to me, your new supreme leader, a law that rights some wrongs. They could be small, self-serving laws or wide ranging, world improving super-laws.
Your new law may conflict with someone else’s, so you’ll need to provide your rationale, even if it is just “Because xxxxxxxxxx fucking irritates me.”
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I’m going with something I ranted about to friends earlier:
All cafes, restaurants, bars and other such public spaces are to be partitioned. One side for the decent people, the other for all the noisy selfish cunts. |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council.
There should be a test before people should be allowed to vote"
There should be a test before people are allowed to breed. |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council.
There should be a test before people should be allowed to vote
There should be a test before people are allowed to breed."
This! |
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New Law: Opinion is an opinion. Not fact! Everyone is entitled to an opinion and acknowledge it’s an individual opinion based on that person. If a person has an opinion, don’t generalise others that they will have the same opinion because they are of the same race, religion or any other similarity 🤷🏽♂️
Way too deep for me. Back to getting a drink 😂 |
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"There should be no such thing as billionaires. You get to 999,999,999.99 and a certificate that says "Well done for completing life" and the rest goes to those less fortunate."
Tell trillionaire Musk that ! 😂😂 |
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By *im_86Man 4 weeks ago
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My first law is that parking fines should not be a fixed penalty fine, but a percentage of the value of your car. That way all these rich fuckers who don’t care about a £70 ticket would start caring if it was a considerable amount, hopefully follow parking rules like the rest of us |
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"My first law is that parking fines should not be a fixed penalty fine, but a percentage of the value of your car. That way all these rich fuckers who don’t care about a £70 ticket would start caring if it was a considerable amount, hopefully follow parking rules like the rest of us"
What the rich fuckers that pay more tax than you, and spend more money on more expensive things than the majority of us? |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council.
There should be a test before people should be allowed to vote
There should be a test before people are allowed to breed."
Erm, that one was tried once  |
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My Supreme Leader would be Diana Ross - Natch.
My law that rights some wrongs would be : Umbrella Width Restriction - Any individual wielding a "golf sized" umbrel during rush hour is legally classified as a moving hazard.
Pedestrians are permitted to perform a "citizen’s joust," using their own normal sized brolly to knock 'big brollies' hat into a puddle.
My rationale for the above law is ........ I wan't a fuck off huge brolly and I haven't got one. When I do have one, I will change this law - Natch |
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"My Supreme Leader would be Diana Ross - Natch.
My law that rights some wrongs would be : Umbrella Width Restriction - Any individual wielding a "golf sized" umbrel during rush hour is legally classified as a moving hazard.
Pedestrians are permitted to perform a "citizen’s joust," using their own normal sized brolly to knock 'big brollies' hat into a puddle.
My rationale for the above law is ........ I wan't a fuck off huge brolly and I haven't got one. When I do have one, I will change this law - Natch"
^Rain reaction. |
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"My Supreme Leader would be Diana Ross - Natch.
My law that rights some wrongs would be : Umbrella Width Restriction - Any individual wielding a "golf sized" umbrel during rush hour is legally classified as a moving hazard.
Pedestrians are permitted to perform a "citizen’s joust," using their own normal sized brolly to knock 'big brollies' hat into a puddle.
My rationale for the above law is ........ I wan't a fuck off huge brolly and I haven't got one. When I do have one, I will change this law - Natch
^Rain reaction."
He's 'Swiiiiiiinging in the Rain' |
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Party manifestos should be a binding contract as that's why people vote them into power. Any deviation results in them being removed from power immediately, the 2nd party replaces them and the evicted party has to vote with the government for the remainder of the term. |
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By *alm_one4Man 4 weeks ago
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"Politicians have to have a degree in what they represent.
Treat government like a privately owned company.
You underperform, you sucked!"
Did you mean sacked?
Getting sucked if you underperform doesn’t sound like an incentive to work hard! |
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"Repeal the law of thermodynamics and replace it with something softer - the suggestion of thermodynamics maybe.
There are three laws of thermodynamics - which one are you planning to repeal?"
The musical one |
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"The politicians that start wars have to fight in them on the front lines whatever age they are."
Their family have to also enlist - it will stop wars forever!
Also no prime minister/president should be given a second term - you failed once, no need for others to see the car crash again!
You also have to be under retirement age if you’re going to lead a country - just enjoy retirement!
Wow, this is political…erm, any women we message on FAB have to reply and meet us 😛
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People who can’t read profiles shouldn’t be allowed to message others 🤣
No close up vagina or arsehole profile pics
No unsolicited dick pics
And on more serious levels -
It’s not a law to bring in but the justice system needs a good old shake up - jury, length of sentences etc…. It’s shit |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council.
There should be a test before people should be allowed to vote
There should be a test before people are allowed to breed."
Would that include all of the Fab threads looking for breeding? Mods may have to get busier, testing everyone  |
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I would like to ban all single sex and private schools.
Watch how quickly UK test scores and teachers pay comes up across the board when the rich aren’t able to sequester their little darlings away from the common riffraff |
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Cruelty to animals results in identical cruelty to the perpetrator. See how quickly the stats drop.
And my big one - prison sentences are served in full. Prisoners are kept in cells for 23 hours per day with one hour of solitary exercise. No tv, visits or other privileges. Prison would very quickly become an effective deterrent. If anyone can’t handle it and kills themselves, fuckem. One less criminal to house. |
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An ID card linked to all departments like passport etc and holding DNA information.
I would be happy for all my medical details to be held, so medics can just swipe my card and everything is displayed.
Would have medical details held to be an opt in.
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"An ID card linked to all departments like passport etc and holding DNA information.
I would be happy for all my medical details to be held, so medics can just swipe my card and everything is displayed.
Would have medical details held to be an opt in.
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I don't want strangers seeing how much viagra I take ! |
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"An ID card linked to all departments like passport etc and holding DNA information.
I would be happy for all my medical details to be held, so medics can just swipe my card and everything is displayed.
Would have medical details held to be an opt in.
I don't want strangers seeing how much viagra I take ! "
Haha.
I think when you are being wheeled into A&E the last thing on your mind is your inability to maintain an erection.
Maybe I'm wrong.....maybe !!! |
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"An ID card linked to all departments like passport etc and holding DNA information.
I would be happy for all my medical details to be held, so medics can just swipe my card and everything is displayed.
Would have medical details held to be an opt in.
I don't want strangers seeing how much viagra I take !
Haha.
I think when you are being wheeled into A&E the last thing on your mind is your inability to maintain an erection.
Maybe I'm wrong.....maybe !!!"
Give them somewhere to hang my hat ☺️ |
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People, and im being kind referring to them as this, who stand in front of the train doors instead if letting people off the train first, should removed from society, and out to work in the mines! |
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"Suggest a new law for the country / world"
Any person within earshot is legally allowed to join the conversation of someone who takes a phonecall on speakerphone in a public place, and the phone user cannot object to them offering unsolicited life advice and joining in the conversation. |
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"Anyone that parks at a petrol pump just to use the shop and not refuel needs a day in the stocks.
And the assholes who block everyone else by stopping in the entrance to the station whilst waiting for the first free pump, meanwhile people queuing to get in are holding up traffic because this arse hole can't just pick a pump and waiting until it's available.
Stupid selfish ignorant cunts"
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"ANYONE littering should face a minimum of 5 years and that should be spent litter picking.  "
Especially throwing litter from cars.
All new cars should be fitted with cameras front, rear and internal.
These cameras would be linked to an AI system that detects litter throwing and other antisocial behaviour and automatically inform Police, an immediate fine would be issued.
An incar announcement informing you you have just been issued with an initial £50.00 fine.
The next litter throwing episode would issue a £100 fine and upwards thereafter. |
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"Suggest a new law for the country / world
Any person within earshot is legally allowed to join the conversation of someone who takes a phonecall on speakerphone in a public place, and the phone user cannot object to them offering unsolicited life advice and joining in the conversation."
In quiet carriages on trains, should a mobile be used during the journey everyone else in the carriage would be able to use their mobile to join in the conversation.
The user would have no idea who just told their boss he's a useless piece of shit. |
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No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world. |
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Levy a tax on MacDonalds,KFC Starbucks ...Costa and the rest of the junk food clan, every time one of their moron clients dumps their rubbish or worse still throws it out of their moving car instead of disposing of it in a bin or taking it home with them... |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world."
Sounds like a crazy Green Party policy!…🙄 |
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"That potholes should be fixed straight away, this can be done immediately using a cold lay tarmac mix for a quick, durable repair "
I vote for Shag to do it !!
Get yourself a bucket of cold lay tarmac mix and run around your local area completing quick, durable repairs.
Best wear a cape and super hero outfit with "Tarmac Repair Man" emblazoned on the front.
Make sure you call the press before starting to get some coverage.
There is a guy in Fuerteventura dressed in a super hero outfit with cape who runs around the beaches picking up litter, he's always on a mission and does a great job and gets loads of media coverage. |
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"Legalised public nudity.
Errm no, it's difficult enough keeping the pervs in check let alone giving them carte blanche to be a public nudity pervy.
Time and place old chap. "
It was ment to be tounge in cheek lol. |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world."
Look how well that idea is working out for every tax payers..... |
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"Cylists to pay road tax and have insurance
Tax would have to be commensurate with their weight and known caused road damage levels only. "
And then offset by ignoring traffic signals, self importance and the fact a speeding cyclist can and has killed, not to mention any vehicular damage caused.
If you use the road, you need to pay your fair share. |
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"Anyone that parks at a petrol pump just to use the shop and not refuel needs a day in the stocks."
Agreed! And also idiots that park their petrol/diesel cars in the EV charging spaces can join them, or be shot! |
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Littering is a big one. Talk about taking pride back in own country but there's so many lazy buggers who don't respect where they live.
Our neighbour leaves their bins at the end of drive, overfull and when the windy nights come, their crap is all over the street! At night though we dump it all back on their drive where the CCTV can't see |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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Littering is such a bloody awful thing now I hate it .. stop it with the death penalty threat.
Just back from Salzburg no litter no potholes no graffiti ( looking at houses to move too lol)
Plus people who stick in the middle fu…. Ck ing lane on motorways … die you bastards …
I am quite certain about this
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world.
Look how well that idea is working out for every tax payers....."
Could you explain further? |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council.
There should be a test before people should be allowed to vote
There should be a test before people are allowed to breed.
This! "
Preach. |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world.
Look how well that idea is working out for every tax payers.....
Could you explain further?"
I assumed he meant that, if no one is rooted in any one country, the taxation system of each would be thrown into disarray. |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world.
Look how well that idea is working out for every tax payers.....
Could you explain further?
I assumed he meant that, if no one is rooted in any one country, the taxation system of each would be thrown into disarray. "
Another problem for another day 😜
Or perhaps the same tax rate wherever you go? A global tax, possibly. Universal currency. Or no tax. Like Star Trek. Too far? |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world.
Look how well that idea is working out for every tax payers.....
Could you explain further?
I assumed he meant that, if no one is rooted in any one country, the taxation system of each would be thrown into disarray.
Another problem for another day 😜
Or perhaps the same tax rate wherever you go? A global tax, possibly. Universal currency. Or no tax. Like Star Trek. Too far?"
I was seeking world ideas so - well tabled. |
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"Ban all political parties and have the state consist of various councils and directorates which work in tandem with each to guide the state via their respective areas of expertise."
Maybe I've played too many civilisation building video games  |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world."
It basically exists.
If you are qualified,fit the bill for a job and the job exists then work permits, entry clearance, visas etc can be obtained.
I work overseas, have done for over 30 years.
Its all very doable with a bit of effort.
Give it a whirl, you will never regret having a stint abroad and you will meet some very interesting and forward looking people. |
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"There should be a test that people need to pass before people are allowed to stand for parliament or council. "
I thought this was going to say
There should be a test that people need to pass before they can have children. |
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"There should be no such thing as billionaires. You get to 999,999,999.99 and a certificate that says "Well done for completing life" and the rest goes to those less fortunate."
Is that cash in the bank or gross wealth. |
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"My first law is that parking fines should not be a fixed penalty fine, but a percentage of the value of your car. That way all these rich fuckers who don’t care about a £70 ticket would start caring if it was a considerable amount, hopefully follow parking rules like the rest of us"
So drive a beat up old banger and park where you like 👍 👌 |
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Ban ALL car parking bays within 50 feet of the doors to all gyms.
This will stop motorists doing 63 point turns to squeeze their (often oversized) vehicle into the tightest bay just because its the one nearest the door!!!
Its the GYM you're going to! The 30+ second extra walk will actually help! Duh!!!
PS - Disabled bays remain unaffected of course! |
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Anyone driving a convertible car in the bright hot sunshine…. with the roof up….. should get 3 penalty points in their licence
It’s a crime against convertibles
In the sunshine the roof must be down |
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It’s illegal to have a vehicle with front lights on but nothing on the rear.
The amount of people driving around with no idea their car can’t be seen from behind!
Why would auto manufacturers make this feature?? |
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"Cylists to pay road tax and have insurance
Tax would have to be commensurate with their weight and known caused road damage levels only.
And then offset by ignoring traffic signals, self importance and the fact a speeding cyclist can and has killed, not to mention any vehicular damage caused.
If you use the road, you need to pay your fair share. "
And all driver's who cause the death's of pedestrians and cyclists should be sentenced to life in jail.
I think you'll find the latter greatly outweighs the former in terms of numbers of incidents.
I'm not going to get going on this subject as it's meant to be a lighthearted thread but I get greatly annoyed by entitled car driver's who think it's OK to target cyclists a d act dangerously and aggressively towards them.
Knowing people killed by reckless car driver's and been the victim of moronic behaviour plus my son was almost killed by a idiot car driver gives you a different perspective.
Sorry I'll shut up now. |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Cylists to pay road tax and have insurance
Tax would have to be commensurate with their weight and known caused road damage levels only.
And then offset by ignoring traffic signals, self importance and the fact a speeding cyclist can and has killed, not to mention any vehicular damage caused.
If you use the road, you need to pay your fair share.
And all driver's who cause the death's of pedestrians and cyclists should be sentenced to life in jail.
I think you'll find the latter greatly outweighs the former in terms of numbers of incidents.
I'm not going to get going on this subject as it's meant to be a lighthearted thread but I get greatly annoyed by entitled car driver's who think it's OK to target cyclists a d act dangerously and aggressively towards them.
Knowing people killed by reckless car driver's and been the victim of moronic behaviour plus my son was almost killed by a idiot car driver gives you a different perspective.
Sorry I'll shut up now. "
Well said Brain 👏 |
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"No borders or visas. Any human being can travel anywhere in the world, no restrictions. This would enable people to live in a climate that suits them, as well as fill any vacancies or skill gaps around the world.
It basically exists.
If you are qualified,fit the bill for a job and the job exists then work permits, entry clearance, visas etc can be obtained.
I work overseas, have done for over 30 years.
Its all very doable with a bit of effort.
Give it a whirl, you will never regret having a stint abroad and you will meet some very interesting and forward looking people."
Cheers for the advice. I've always wanted to travel around the world. So much to see and experience. 👍🏾☺️ |
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"It’s illegal to have a vehicle with front lights on but nothing on the rear.
The amount of people driving around with no idea their car can’t be seen from behind!
Why would auto manufacturers make this feature??"
Because the designers and specification writers don't drive in the real world.
It was never a problem when dashboard not lit equalled car not lit. |
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"Mandatory Movie-Picking Act" - couples have to finalize film selections within 5 minutes, or the choice defaults to a 1980s North Korean documentary about agriculture (with subtitles) which they must then watch, otherwise the TV will switch itself off. This prevents hours of scrolling, aims to reduce relationship strain, and ensures that indecision is met with a boring consequence.
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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago
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""Mandatory Movie-Picking Act" - couples have to finalize film selections within 5 minutes, or the choice defaults to a 1980s North Korean documentary about agriculture (with subtitles) which they must then watch, otherwise the TV will switch itself off. This prevents hours of scrolling, aims to reduce relationship strain, and ensures that indecision is met with a boring consequence.
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We have a rule at home, if they can’t decide I put on Jurassic park |
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