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Sexual euphemism..

By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

How many are there?

The British are a saucy lot who like their cheeky words... let's get down all those more and less well know words and phrases, and create the UKs first sexual thesaurus, sponsored by Fab.

I'll start us off...

Playing hide the sausage!

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By *insBadMan 3 weeks ago

& around

How's your belly for a lodger

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By *hickthighs26Woman 3 weeks ago

your hotlist

Ride him into battle.

Play with the man in the boat.

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By *he pleasure giverMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ride him into battle.

Play with the man in the boat.

Hahaha I love this one going use it x

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"How's your belly for a lodger

What the actual... 🤣🤣

Smashing uglies

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

this one's horrible really but it makes me snigger. needs to be delivered in a southern accent.

Smashed the granny out of her

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman 3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Get in the van.

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By *atch0101Man 3 weeks ago

The wrong place

Kissing the rockwall

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Get in the van."

I.mean, that may be on for the list of sexual threats 😬😉

Shag

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By *etwife8230Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Smash your back doors in

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By *ermanentlyHorny8082Couple 3 weeks ago

North West

Fancy bumping uglies?

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman 3 weeks ago

Newport

Doing the dance with no pants

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

Are you feeling hysterical.

no madame she is feeling mine..

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Give her a rodgering

get your leg over

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By *hams123Man 3 weeks ago

London

The beast with two backs

Blowing her back out

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By *iaisonseekerMan 3 weeks ago

Liverpool

As a fan of the Viz profanisaurus, there are many to choose from, but a couple of favourites:

Dutch wink - a flash of the pudenda a la Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct

Clearing the custard - having a long overdue wank

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Clearing the custard 🤣🤣

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By *iss_FickleWoman 3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Bedroom athletics

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By *hams123Man 3 weeks ago

London

Extra cardio

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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago

"The beast with two backs

Blowing her back out "

The 'beast with two backs' is from Othello.

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By *omeotherguy OP Man 3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"The beast with two backs

Blowing her back out

The 'beast with two backs' is from Othello."

And my trousers.

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By *hilly1515Man 3 weeks ago

ladies any chance of pummelling your pimples ?

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