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If I said you had a beautiful body would you ……….

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you smother me in baby oil and writhe on me like an eel on St Writhes day during the second week of Writhetide.

Failing that just send pics of boobs and bums and willies and things, even fannies if the fancy takes you.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

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By *omeotherguyMan 10 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

I think she fancies you 🤔

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

I think she fancies you 🤔"

Do you think, I thought she was sitting on the fence with this one.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language. "

Don't bring Star wars into this lol

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By *omeotherguyMan 10 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

I think she fancies you 🤔

Do you think, I thought she was sitting on the fence with this one. "

I definitely sensed the flirting.

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By *ifelover999Man 10 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original. "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 10 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

Don't bring Star wars into this lol"

Haha. It’s how I’m programmed.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 10 weeks ago

Round the bend

In

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By *ifelover999Man 10 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"In "

In and accepting pics

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 10 weeks ago

North West

Oh Fiddles, are you telling *everyone* they have a beautiful body too? I thought the oily eely thing was just ours 😭

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By *hickthighs26Woman 10 weeks ago

funky town

I would fiddle with you

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

I was going to send one in, but I dropped the camera.

"Fiddlesticks" I exlaimed!

I picked up the camera, lens broken. However it only broke when I looked at it.

Think you've all had a lucky escape.

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By *hesblokeMan 10 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Laugh? Yeah!

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By *otsossieMan 10 weeks ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

If you told me I had a beautiful body I’d drive you to Specsavers.

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By *egnMaxCouple 10 weeks ago

East Midlands

If I said I had a beautiful body you should ask me if it was in my boot or under my patio!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 10 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m not a cockney, I don’t like eels, will a carp do ?

The mr

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By *xydadbodMan 10 weeks ago

towcester


"I'd be like oh, another guy talking bollocks. How original.

Apologies but bollocks seems to be my primary language.

Don't bring Star wars into this lol"

Dont.. we dont need a lightsaber battle 😅😅🤣🤣

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By *napologeticallyUS55Couple 10 weeks ago

Ipswich

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you lend me a tenner? X

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By *ust RachelTV/TS 10 weeks ago

Crawley Down

Laugh at you, as you must not be wearing your glasses

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cheeky wee bump for this one.

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By *lusive KittyWoman 3 days ago

In the countryside


"Cheeky wee bump for this one. "

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

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By *tarbeckCouple 3 days ago

york


"Cheeky wee bump for this one. "
pass me the oil

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X"

Hello lovely. 😉x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cheeky wee bump for this one. pass me the oil "

Perfect. Do I lie down or touch my toes. 😘

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By *lusive KittyWoman 3 days ago

In the countryside


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

Hello lovely. 😉x"

Hey Fiddles, how are you?

I'll bring the baby oil then x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

Hello lovely. 😉x

Hey Fiddles, how are you?

I'll bring the baby oil then x"

Perfect, I’m happy to gladly oil every inch of you too. X

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By *eardofVampiresWoman 3 days ago

Lancaster


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

Hello lovely. 😉x

Hey Fiddles, how are you?

I'll bring the baby oil then x

Perfect, I’m happy to gladly oil every inch of you too. X"

Can we have crisp butties after

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By *lusive KittyWoman 3 days ago

In the countryside


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

Hello lovely. 😉x

Hey Fiddles, how are you?

I'll bring the baby oil then x

Perfect, I’m happy to gladly oil every inch of you too. X"

We could oil each other and have a very slipping and sliding time x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man 3 days ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cheeky wee bump for this one.

What are doing the cheeky wee bump with Fiddles? X

Hello lovely. 😉x

Hey Fiddles, how are you?

I'll bring the baby oil then x

Perfect, I’m happy to gladly oil every inch of you too. X

We could oil each other and have a very slipping and sliding time x"

Slip sliding away. X

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By *mf123Man 3 days ago

with one foot out the door

No but i would put pepper in ur cornflakes

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