"It's either lasagne and garlic bread and chips or chicken kievs and chips. Or spag bol. Or a roast dinner.
If I commit multiple crimes can I get multiple last dinners? "
Absolutely for all your hard work i would say thats fair |
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"Spicy chicken, ham and pineapple pizza, B&J birthday cake ice cream and can I have you for desert or is that too cheesy?
As long as im not gunna be added to your death row charge 🤣"
Now I’m wondering what I have to do to get on death row 😂 |
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"Either my usual order from the Chinese or ribeye steak with proper home made chips and onion rings, egg and a thick slice of uncut bread with butter "
Isn’t a slice of uncut bread something of a contradiction? |
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Is eating pussy considered a meal?
If not, then I'd get a kobe beef cheeseburger with a brioche bun, caramelized onions, dill pickle, lettuce, and thousand island sauce. If they put fucking tomatoes on it I'll execute myself. I'd also want garlic fries, a slice of chocolate devil's food cake, a packet of peanut M&M's, and a diet .
But surely, asking to eat pussy would be a simpler request?
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"Well I don't what you I'm not choosing. Pineapple on a Pizza. Not a chance in hell.
Pineapple belongs on pizza and I’ll take that to the grave"
Come on mate. I mean. Pineapple is great yeah. But you're just spoiling the pinapple and the pizza |
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sea food chowder where you
eat your own bread as
your.dish is.made out of bread. Then I.will have smoked.salmom.with.lemon.and with.lemobln.and cracked ground.pepper. That will keep.us.going awhile |
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"Either my usual order from the Chinese or ribeye steak with proper home made chips and onion rings, egg and a thick slice of uncut bread with butter
Isn’t a slice of uncut bread something of a contradiction?"
Haha yes but you cut your own slice uncut bread always tasted better but sadly don’t see it very often these days, every tea growing up came with a thick piece of uncut bread on the side |
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I did reply
but I got distracted. So for starters seafood chowder where you eat in.your own bowl. Then im going for smoked salmon.with.lemon and cracked ground pepper
with.super.seeded
bread
Desert of your choice as long as its lemony |
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Get you all and your posh posh menus eat what you like
If you dont know what something in the three thought he was going for his country and that nothing then to give him preparation just fall from the advert to advert themselves.why. Not.sure they afford.you
and free upholstery one.we will have to send them.face offs us thst er
can all coming into, you out thought.it.fully.as tight.
the |
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"Get you all and your posh posh menus eat what you like
If you dont know what something in the three thought he was going for his country and that nothing then to give him preparation just fall from the advert to advert themselves.why. Not.sure they afford.you
and free upholstery one.we will have to send them.face offs us thst er
can all coming into, you out thought.it.fully.as tight.
the "
🤣🤣🤣
I frigging love you Diamond!🤎🤎 |
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"Get you all and your posh posh menus eat what you like
If you dont know what something in the three thought he was going for his country and that nothing then to give him preparation just fall from the advert to advert themselves.why. Not.sure they afford.you
and free upholstery one.we will have to send them.face offs us thst er
can all coming into, you out thought.it.fully.as tight.
the
🤣🤣🤣
I frigging love you Diamond!🤎🤎"
Can you translate this? 🤣🤣  |
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"It's a growing list but at the minute it's Pop Tarts, a Rustler's burger, and Huel... I'm basically going for things I'd only eat if I've truly given up on life"
Even if I was fucking dying I wouldn't eat a rustlers burger 🤣 |
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