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"The 69 ?" Very good. | |||
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"A bus crashed through my bedroom wall " That’s usually how my naughty dreams end. They come crashing down 😂 | |||
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"The 69 ?" Oh yes, now that’s more like it. | |||
"Full of gremlins " Once upon a time 9 months later that actually happened | |||
"The doors of the bus opened, and out came a..." Go on | |||
"Cliff Richard lookalike" You’ve just actually ruined the moment 😂🤦🏻 | |||
"But first he asked, “Anyone for some tennis?”" I’ve actually seen him play tennis. Oh the shame. 😂🤦🏻 | |||
"But first he asked, “Anyone for some tennis?”" Cliff grabbed his balls and | |||
" Cliff grabbed his balls and" Started singing "Congratulations " | |||
"But first he asked, “Anyone for some tennis?” Cliff grabbed his balls and" Could suddenly reach notes he once deemed impossible | |||
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""I walking in the air" he squeaked as OP squeezed his balls tightly" Stop making a racket yelled OP. Come inside we must.... | |||
" Stop making a racket yelled OP. Come inside we must...." Start clearing the rubble from my bedroom. | |||
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"The gremlins all made themselves a cup of tea and searched for biscuits. " But could only find a sponge finger | |||
" But could only find a sponge finger" Which the look-alike Cliff was happy to take | |||
" But could only find a sponge finger Which the look-alike Cliff was happy to take" For his Christmas trifle | |||
" But could only find a sponge finger Which the look-alike Cliff was happy to take For his Christmas trifle" of mistletoe and wine | |||
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"I woke up from a dream where I was having crazy hot steamy sex and then………" You woke up and realised it was Monday morning and you had to go to work 😔 | |||
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"… but the Gremlins got wet!" because Thomas400's hot water bottle had leaked | |||
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"They all started to bubble and squeel " Cliff was fasinated by this wet sticky mess, so much so that he.. | |||
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"Danglydick asked "May I give you a hand, Cliff"" And he started to slowly arouse him. He took him to the Cliff's edge... | |||
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" He took him to the Cliff's edge..." Where he could see Eileen Dover spreadeagled on the ground below him. Cliff could feel himself going over the edge. "I'm coming !" he ejaculated. | |||
"Tickets please shouted the gremlin conductor" so the bubbling, squeaking gremlin passengers all leapt like lemmings to avoid paying their fare | |||
"Tickets please shouted the gremlin conductor so the bubbling, squeaking gremlin passengers all leapt like lemmings to avoid paying their fare" And joined with Cliff for a rousing chorus of Were all Going on a Summer Holiday 🎶 | |||
" And joined with Cliff for a rousing chorus of Were all Going on a Summer Holiday 🎶" Having lost their apostrophe in all the excitement  | |||
" And joined with Cliff for a rousing chorus of Were all Going on a Summer Holiday 🎶 Having lost their apostrophe in all the excitement "Or the holiday was cancelled 🤣 | |||
" Or the holiday was cancelled 🤣" Yes because the 69 bus crashed through Donglydick's bedroom wall and isn't going anywhere now. | |||
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