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"Why would anyone want to be 'rated' a) and by sex starved strangers on the Internet b)  "
I had my tongue firmly in my cheek. But for some folks a little light external validation is what they need in that moment 🤷♀️ |
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"Why would anyone want to be 'rated' a) and by sex starved strangers on the Internet b) "
I see your point but when it’s women rating men I do enjoy it, find it quite fun and does turn me on a little, haha
And if I’m honest women don’t have to worry at all, men will never give them a lie rating, especially in here!! 😂😂 |
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"Why would anyone want to be 'rated' a) and by sex starved strangers on the Internet b)
I see your point but when it’s women rating men I do enjoy it, find it quite fun and does turn me on a little, haha
And if I’m honest women don’t have to worry at all, men will never give them a lie rating, especially in here!! 😂😂"
I get that, its maybe a little light validation as a poster said above. I'm just very bah humbug with the whole 'rating' thing.. |
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs "
Nope! As a couple you have to split the rating, and we all know your husband is a respectable 8/10. So unfortunately... |
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
4? You’re punching high aren’t you 😂
The mr "
(But all the people in the inbox say I'm beautiful despite not seeing me 😭😂)
Mr arse deserves a 2 come on!!
And I've allocated my tits as a 2!
The rest well yeah I'll agree with you 😂
Fuck you Mr.
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
Nope! As a couple you have to split the rating, and we all know your husband is a respectable 8/10. So unfortunately... "
Your making these rules up as you go I'm sure if it.....
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
Nope! As a couple you have to split the rating, and we all know your husband is a respectable 8/10. So unfortunately...
Your making these rules up as you go I'm sure if it.....
Mrs "
Woah! I don't make the rules, I just make sure that things are fair and the law upheld.
A couple can't be two solid 10s! And let's face it, there is always one punching, the other taking pity. |
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
4? You’re punching high aren’t you 😂
The mr
(But all the people in the inbox say I'm beautiful despite not seeing me 😭😂)
Mr arse deserves a 2 come on!!
And I've allocated my tits as a 2!
The rest well yeah I'll agree with you 😂
Fuck you Mr.
🖕
Mrs "
Selling tickets to who wants to be a fly on the wall at KOTCT ….. roll up roll up … |
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
Nope! As a couple you have to split the rating, and we all know your husband is a respectable 8/10. So unfortunately...
Your making these rules up as you go I'm sure if it.....
Mrs
Woah! I don't make the rules, I just make sure that things are fair and the law upheld.
A couple can't be two solid 10s! And let's face it, there is always one punching, the other taking pity. "
It's true, someone's gotta pity fuck me though!
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
4? You’re punching high aren’t you 😂
The mr
(But all the people in the inbox say I'm beautiful despite not seeing me 😭😂)
Mr arse deserves a 2 come on!!
And I've allocated my tits as a 2!
The rest well yeah I'll agree with you 😂
Fuck you Mr.
🖕
Mrs
Selling tickets to who wants to be a fly on the wall at KOTCT ….. roll up roll up …"
Who's side you picking? Surely each arse cheek and each tit deserve a point each!
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"But like anyone is giving a real rating on a place where dicks are trying to get wet.
I'll rate myself 4/10.
Mrs
4? You’re punching high aren’t you 😂
The mr
(But all the people in the inbox say I'm beautiful despite not seeing me 😭😂)
Mr arse deserves a 2 come on!!
And I've allocated my tits as a 2!
The rest well yeah I'll agree with you 😂
Fuck you Mr.
🖕
Mrs
Selling tickets to who wants to be a fly on the wall at KOTCT ….. roll up roll up …
Who's side you picking? Surely each arse cheek and each tit deserve a point each!
Mrs "
Never come between a mr and his Mrs ( with consent) ….. I think you’re both gorgeous.. but an on line row … that’s funny to behold … |
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My guys a 10, lucky for me he thinks I am.... All in the eye of the beholder..... Like folk always told me..... You have a good personality lol..... I think that means awww, shame ur not pretty lol |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 weeks ago
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"I'm the name of fairness and equality you are all an average 5
But on fab we're all a 10
No! I gave you a 5 and you will get what you are given.
In fact you can be a 4.5 for that attitude "
Still higher than real life! |
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"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??  
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂"
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right? |
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"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right? "
Oh of course… once the rejection hits in comes the ‘stuck up cunt’ ‘fat slag’ comments haha. Disclaimer: Not all men, some do appear very genuine and lovely. |
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By *am450Man 2 weeks ago
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"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂
Ok may I respectfully say thayvyou really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish if any hetro sexual male with a pulse.do no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because ZI did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right?
Oh of course… once the rejection hits in comes the ‘stuck up cunt’ ‘fat slag’ comments haha. Disclaimer: Not all men, some do appear very genuine and lovely. "
Ok may I respectfully say thay you really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with an amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish of any hetrosexual male with a pulse.so no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because I did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Bloody friction burns at my age FFS!!Talk about schoolboy error it's like beeing 16 all over again!!, or might have been if I felt extremely turned in by your very average womamly curves , which I didn't of course. I also haven't added you to my hotlist so I won't be wanking and bashing "the old fella"all over again tomorrow night im any remotely pleadsursble way. So obviously there is no point in you asking if you could meet with me. I hope you are not too disappointed by me saying so sd I'm sure you would wish to meet. |
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By *am450Man 2 weeks ago
Sidcup/Bexley |
"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂
Ok may I respectfully say thayvyou really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish if any hetro sexual male with a pulse.do no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because ZI did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right?
Oh of course… once the rejection hits in comes the ‘stuck up cunt’ ‘fat slag’ comments haha. Disclaimer: Not all men, some do appear very genuine and lovely. "
Ok may I respectfully say thay you really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with an amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish of any hetrosexual male with a pulse.so no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because I did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Bloody friction burns at my age FFS!!Talk about schoolboy error it's like beeing 16 all over again!!, or might have been if I felt extremely turned in by your very average womamly curves , which I didn't of course. I also haven't added you to my hotlist so I won't be wanking and bashing "the old fella"all over again tomorrow night im any remotely pleadsursble way. So obviously there is no point in you asking if you could meet with me. I hope you are not too disappointed by me saying so sd I'm sure you would wish to meet. |
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"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂
Ok may I respectfully say thayvyou really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish if any hetro sexual male with a pulse.do no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because ZI did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right?
Oh of course… once the rejection hits in comes the ‘stuck up cunt’ ‘fat slag’ comments haha. Disclaimer: Not all men, some do appear very genuine and lovely.
Ok may I respectfully say thay you really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with an amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish of any hetrosexual male with a pulse.so no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because I did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Bloody friction burns at my age FFS!!Talk about schoolboy error it's like beeing 16 all over again!!, or might have been if I felt extremely turned in by your very average womamly curves , which I didn't of course. I also haven't added you to my hotlist so I won't be wanking and bashing "the old fella"all over again tomorrow night im any remotely pleadsursble way. So obviously there is no point in you asking if you could meet with me. I hope you are not too disappointed by me saying so sd I'm sure you would wish to meet."
Wow that was quite something. Good job there was no compliments or anything 😂 |
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By *am450Man 2 weeks ago
Sidcup/Bexley |
"Most men aren’t fussy what they will wank over 😂
Good point well made I think, don't you fellas??
I always take compliments on Fab with a pinch of salt 😂
Ok may I respectfully say thayvyou really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish if any hetro sexual male with a pulse.do no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because ZI did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Best way. On here you are the most beautiful person in the world. Until no reply and then boom. Ugly, wasn't interested anyway. Am I doing it right?
Oh of course… once the rejection hits in comes the ‘stuck up cunt’ ‘fat slag’ comments haha. Disclaimer: Not all men, some do appear very genuine and lovely.
Ok may I respectfully say thay you really are NOT stunningly gorgeous with an amazing complete set of natural womanly curves and you are also NOT both incredibly sexy and fit as f@ck likely to be a perfect wish of any hetrosexual male with a pulse.so no compliments there. Infact I will also disprove your earlier comment about males. Because I did not touch my cock and give it a seriously good "tug and a tickle" while I was intently perv, sorry researching the photos on your profile of your un curvaceous unincredible very average body which is in no way truly stunning. Obviously therefore I also haven't made my cock a bit sore by not having a proper wank and so not giving the "old fella" a thorough work out while not looking at your photos that I obviously have no reason to do so.
Bloody friction burns at my age FFS!!Talk about schoolboy error it's like beeing 16 all over again!!, or might have been if I felt extremely turned in by your very average womamly curves , which I didn't of course. I also haven't added you to my hotlist so I won't be wanking and bashing "the old fella"all over again tomorrow night im any remotely pleadsursble way. So obviously there is no point in you asking if you could meet with me. I hope you are not too disappointed by me saying so sd I'm sure you would wish to meet.
Wow that was quite something. Good job there was no compliments or anything 😂"
Was there anything borderline in this? I didn't think there was it was meant light heartedly but you can get a funny odd lot in here sometimes.That'll send them running from where they are. I could be in trouble I fink. Any hassle I could always carpet bomb them with Dic Pics won't help but I'd feel better, If I look at your profile I'm sure I would soon be "in a fit state" to be able to take some new gooduns having fired up "me old fella" in no time at all. AlthoughI"d have to work around the friction burns.No problem Years of practice and if you'll allow me to say your Uber FAF curvaceously lovely body to inspire me. That I meant that truthfully. Be back shortly (could be VERY shortly)
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