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"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg   "
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg! |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!"
True.
I meant if we were in same kitchen  |
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"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!
True.
I meant if we were in same kitchen "
If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen! |
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"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!
True.
I meant if we were in same kitchen
If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!"
You mean like a fancy coffee making machine? |
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"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!
True.
I meant if we were in same kitchen
If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!
You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?"
Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!
Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions! |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"Can't you have a creampie in a creme egg....which I call Monday.
I can do that for you in less than the time it takes to fry an egg
I don't think you can, as your travel time is longer than the time it takes to fry and egg!
True.
I meant if we were in same kitchen
If that were the case, I think you would be distracted with other things happening in the kitchen!"
I know!
I'd be keeping an eye on the Butter Chicken and the pilau rice and Saag Paneer and asking why you want me to spurt into your Creme Egg and why you're naked in my kitchen  
Can't you wait for the main course??
What else is distracting me?😈 |
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You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?
Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!
Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!"
Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.
(.) (.) |
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You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?
Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!
Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!
Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.
(.) (.)"
It is a common error for those of us not lactating, although I have been milked, was an interesting outcome. No babies were fed during this event.
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
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You mean like a fancy coffee making machine?
Oh you heard about that did you? Yes, complete with a milk frother!
Which is what my cunt has been called on many occasions!
Now there was I thinking a milk frother was located higher up.
(.) (.)
It is a common error for those of us not lactating, although I have been milked, was an interesting outcome. No babies were fed during this event.
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Dreaming of being milked  |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"In the male/prostate version
I understood what you meant lol
Rare to meet a woman who does
I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol"
Not in my experience.
Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile |
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"In the male/prostate version
I understood what you meant lol
Rare to meet a woman who does
I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol
Not in my experience.
Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile "
Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!
I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol |
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"Crème eggs all day long.
Until the seasons change
Then I’m down for the creampie.
A cream egg is for life, not just for Easter! (No season change)  "
So where do you buy yours after Easter? If you have a personal stash I might have to ingratiate myself to you |
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"Creampie whenever available to clean and nothing in return
Not the best business plan, you won't get far on the apprentice!
I know but as a sub it is my role "
I hear you, as a sl@ve completely get your role  |
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By *dfabMan 2 weeks ago
Dunboyne |
"In the male/prostate version
I understood what you meant lol
Rare to meet a woman who does
I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol
Not in my experience.
Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile
Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!
I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol"
Unfortunately my fantasy is not.on your list of tasks. |
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"In the male/prostate version
I understood what you meant lol
Rare to meet a woman who does
I find that hard to believe, surely everyone does lol
Not in my experience.
Sorry for delayed response, I was reading your profile
Ooooh a rare skill....reading profiles! Quick tell the FAB admin you're not someone to ban of this site!
I am joking of course, the admin never ban anyone off this site lol
Unfortunately my fantasy is not.on your list of tasks. "
I imagine not, may I suggest 'Jim'll Fix It', a far broader range of wishes granted, including but not limited to milking a cow blindfolded! |
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"Late to this thread but not a fan of cream eggs so giving or giving and extracting a cream pie for me 🤣 took me back when I entered the thread and jim”ll fix it was the latest post 👀🤣"
A ruined childhood, but he never had a request to shove a creme egg in his chuffer, followed by a cream pie, and then a 'cream pie'....it's like a bloody sweet shop up there! |
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Childhood was great..correct never had a request to shove a cream egg up my arse but doesn’t mean I wouldn’t 😅 only issue I have with your post is I can’t get on board with you saying it’s like a sweet shop? I’d be bitterly disappointed if I was promised a sweet shop but only found chocolate 🤣 |
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