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When do you stop being a newbie?
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"you stop saying 'discuss' at the end of a post - then you are not a nube" Lol, ok. Also, Granny-crumpet with her words of wisdom  | |||
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"When you are accepted by the "clique"" Uh oh perpetual newbie here then. | |||
"Have you got all the stickers in your Fab swingers sticker book? If so you're fully qualified ✴️" There's a sticker book?!!! | |||
"Have you got all the stickers in your Fab swingers sticker book? If so you're fully qualified ✴️" Someone keeps stealing mine. I blame the Mods  | |||
"Have you got all the stickers in your Fab swingers sticker book? If so you're fully qualified ✴️ There's a sticker book?!!! "  | |||
"Have you got all the stickers in your Fab swingers sticker book? If so you're fully qualified ✴️ Someone keeps stealing mine. I blame the Mods "Swopsies | |||
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"When you are accepted by the "clique" Uh oh perpetual newbie here then." Me too 😂 | |||
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"With the sticker book, rather than saying got, got, need. Do you say, had them, had her, want them 🤭"  | |||
"When you are accepted by the "clique"" I miss the clique. Thought they had all retired or UNLOSd but guess they just reincarnate? | |||
"When you are accepted by the "clique" I miss the clique. Thought they had all retired or UNLOSd but guess they just reincarnate?" Most of the old ones have.... new ones have taken over | |||
"When someone wants to 'wifey' up with you" Married at First Sight. Fab Edition? | |||
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"When someone wants to 'wifey' up with you Married at First Sight. Fab Edition?" Shouldn't that be fuck at no sight? | |||
"When someone wants to 'wifey' up with you Married at First Sight. Fab Edition? Shouldn't that be fuck at no sight?" Fucking in the dark? | |||
"When someone wants to 'wifey' up with you Married at First Sight. Fab Edition? Shouldn't that be fuck at no sight? Fucking in the dark?" Feel your way? | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…." Oh God yes. This is us 🤦♀️🤣 Mrs | |||
"When you are accepted by the "clique" I miss the clique. Thought they had all retired or UNLOSd but guess they just reincarnate? Most of the old ones have.... new ones have taken over "Planning on taking over the world are they? | |||
"When you are accepted by the "clique" I miss the clique. Thought they had all retired or UNLOSd but guess they just reincarnate? Most of the old ones have.... new ones have taken over
Planning on taking over the world are they?"Nah, just fab 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…." What if it's more that 4 times? | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times?" An old timer? 🤔 | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times? An old timer? 🤔" Or mentally unstable? | |||
"If you are still looking for houses with pampas grass then you are definitely a newbie discuss" 🤣 | |||
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"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. Oh God yes. This is us 🤦♀️🤣 Mrs " Fourth time? Mere amateurs!!! | |||
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"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times?" UB, do you keep a record of your previous user names? I generally have been HKP43 for most of my returns (might have tried a couple of other pseudonyms). | |||
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"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times? UB, do you keep a record of your previous user names? I generally have been HKP43 for most of my returns (might have tried a couple of other pseudonyms)." I can barely remember who I've met never mind my usernames | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times? UB, do you keep a record of your previous user names? I generally have been HKP43 for most of my returns (might have tried a couple of other pseudonyms). I can barely remember who I've met never mind my usernames " Its the upbeat, fun filled profiles you write that give you away. You just cant hide that happy go lucky positive vibe (i detest the word vibe !) | |||
"It’s like AA, you get badges: 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, 10 years First shag First verification First verification stating you are genuine and that ladies should treat you with respect First shag refusal First forum thread asking why you can’t get any action, despite being a nice guy, having a nice profile and sending individually crafted polite messages First forum argument First forum ban First club attendance First group social attendance First forum enemy Clique approval Clique guest Clique junior member Clique member Clique senior member Clique associate partner Clique partner Clique chairperson Forum mod " Felix, does it have to be that order? I skipped the club attendance, chickened out on the last social (the lovely cookie has asked if I still wanted to be on the reserve list), but have had the Forum ban (on a number of occasions, and now am in danger of another as we must not mention such things - at my school, in my day, we still had lines, standing in the corner of the classroom, the blackboard rubber [wodden block with felt] thrown at you, sitting outside the heads office, the slipper, the cane, detention, suspension, expulsion - I sense that some of the Mods may have attended my school!!). I have been to the clique inititiation meeting at the 251 bus stop outside Arnos Grove Tube Station at 19.12 on the third Tuesday of the month, but not progressed beyond that (again I blame the Mods, who may have been prefects at my school - though some of them used to join us for a fag at the blank gable wall to the library). If I am sent to the naughty step, I will offer a protest and point out that it was you who used the word 'ban' in the post to which I am replying, so it is only fair that you get a yellow card too/  | |||
"It’s like AA, you get badges: 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, 10 years First shag First verification First verification stating you are genuine and that ladies should treat you with respect First shag refusal First forum thread asking why you can’t get any action, despite being a nice guy, having a nice profile and sending individually crafted polite messages First forum argument First forum ban First club attendance First group social attendance First forum enemy Clique approval Clique guest Clique junior member Clique member Clique senior member Clique associate partner Clique partner Clique chairperson Forum mod Felix, does it have to be that order? I skipped the club attendance, chickened out on the last social. If I am sent to the naughty step, I will offer a protest and point out that it was you who used the word 'ban' in the post to which I am replying, so it is only fair that you get a yellow card too/ "Dude! What a massive stitch up
No, it doesn’t have to be done in order (other than the clique hierarchy which happens over several years, unless you bang all of them). | |||
"When you are accepted by the "clique" Uh oh perpetual newbie here then. Me too 😂" We can be our own clique | |||
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"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times? An old timer? 🤔 Or mentally unstable? " The majority of fab? | |||
"When you delete your profile and then come back for the fourth time…. What if it's more that 4 times? UB, do you keep a record of your previous user names? I generally have been HKP43 for most of my returns (might have tried a couple of other pseudonyms). I can barely remember who I've met never mind my usernames " But that’s a good thing. Every time like the first 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
"When you fuck someone who has been “on the scene” for less time than you. When you use the term “on the scene” (Bonus points for “in the lifestyle”) When you start a thread saying “has fab gone downhill”? " Love this 😂 | |||
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