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"Granny I have no love for arseholes at all. I’m sorry 
Me neither Nora ..... just my own. It's perfect and it's staying that way. "
I’ve never really studied mine granny. Could you have a peek and tell me if it’s lovable? |
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My sister held her arsehole when she was poorly and ran for the loo before she shat herself.
It was probably one of the funniest things I ever saw...although I did have to cry laughing quietly in between asking if she was ok. |
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"So I just need to hold my arse to be part of the gang?
How long for?
Stop it Scarletts..... I had a finger slip didn't I?
Tell us your arsehole story ...... person or physical feature"
I don't love many arseholes if honest. I had a boss who was a complete arsehole, we got him fired!
A finger or 2 is fine just go slow!  |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 weeks ago
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I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up. |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
I was thinking that!! Sometimes your bum hole is like "Thank you very much I'll take that" and it's sucked right in like a henry hoover....my friend told me that anyway?!?! |
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"Granny I have no love for arseholes at all. I’m sorry
Me neither Nora ..... just my own. It's perfect and it's staying that way.
I’ve never really studied mine granny. Could you have a peek and tell me if it’s lovable?"
No Nora! I might fall in love. Just back into a mirror or squat over one of your meets and ask them to take a pic .. |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
That's what concerns you, not the circumference? |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up.
That's what concerns you, not the circumference? "
Depends how big your apples are I guess? Gala slightly smaller than some? |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
That would’ve been a hoopels that he put up there |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
Up his own arse ?
He could put it in a handled food bag and shove that up for leverage on exit |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up.
That's what concerns you, not the circumference?
Depends how big your apples are I guess? Gala slightly smaller than some?"
Probably also depends on the circumference of other things that have been in your arse |
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" I also like that it's a multifunctional word .
A bit like another word I won't say as it's a special day "
Like.... Fuck me you fuck like a fucker on a fucking fuck machine i'm fucked if im fucking fucking you again |
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up.
I was thinking that!! Sometimes your bum hole is like "Thank you very much I'll take that" and it's sucked right in like a henry hoover....my friend told me that anyway?!?!"
It's true years ago got a call out to someone with a light bulb stuck in his and was too scared to move incase it broke.
Known of other things including an action figure dissappear n all...not mine obviously. |
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Your boss is supposed to be an arsehole, but mine is brilliant, he’s really good at man management, likes a laugh, and is really good at his job, he is probably too good for the company we work for though and I don’t think he will be with us much longer.
Bumholes I can take or leave.
People who are arseholes, I generally leave them to it, you never know why someone is being an arsehole, they might be going through something, but I’m not going to stick around while they’re being arseholes because when someone is being an arsehole to me I turn into a complete dick. |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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I was recently watching some porn in close up and the lady concerned - I believe she was a receptionist or secretary of some importance - had a few delicate wisps of strawberry blond hair framing her otherwise pristine arsehole. I was so overwhelmed with erotic fervour that I actually had to stop knocking one out, and now the rest of my life will be dedicated to finding the perfect hairy arsehole, much like the Prince sought Cindarella and her glass slipper. |
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"I was recently watching some porn in close up and the lady concerned - I believe she was a receptionist or secretary of some importance - had a few delicate wisps of strawberry blond hair framing her otherwise pristine arsehole. I was so overwhelmed with erotic fervour that I actually had to stop knocking one out, and now the rest of my life will be dedicated to finding the perfect hairy arsehole, much like the Prince sought Cindarella and her glass slipper. "
What a Quest Tom ..... some people quite like gingers .. ( im off biscuits for now ) |
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted "
Oh God me too ! How the hell .......
I'd have to be legs akimbo on my back arsehole up .... and hot chocolate has to burn....
Are you making this up ? |
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By *rAitchMan 2 weeks ago
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"I knew a guy who was obsessed with anal sex. That was fairly normal I guess, he also had a fantasy about shoving fruit up there, not a banana as that's was too tame.
An apple. A bloody apple. It concerned me slightly as there is no obvious 'handle' to an apple and it could easily be swallowed up."
Was it a Cox? |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
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"I saw you can get a mould made of your own arsehole to make chocolates…. I’m tempted
Oh God me too ! How the hell .......
I'd have to be legs akimbo on my back arsehole up .... and hot chocolate has to burn....
Are you making this up ? "
Here you go Granny. I believe the company is called Edible Anus
https://youtu.be/elQGa97sNFM?si=u-Mcq0Q8dYB_yXmI
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