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If You Had One Condom…

By *ampireLove OP Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

… would you use it to store water to survive while stuck in the ocean/desert/artic/jungle or use it on the kiss/shag/marry choice that’s with you?!

NB: The condom also has a hole in it 😂😂

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By *a LunaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wales

I’d inflate it and make my very own Wilson, but call him Willy.

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist

"I’d inflate it and make my very own Wilson, but call him Willy."

🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

How can it store water if it has a hole in it?

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By *offiacoolWoman 2 weeks ago

Alsager

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it? "

Tie a knot in it

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

your hotlist

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it? "

Dont worry he has been drinking again. He gets like this 🤭

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 2 weeks ago

cirencester

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it?

Tie a knot in it

Ouch !

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By *ampireLove OP Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it?

Tie a knot in it

Poor Willy! 😂😂

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By *offiacoolWoman 2 weeks ago

Alsager

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it?

Tie a knot in it

Poor Willy! 😂😂"

Willy can't hold water anyway. D'oh

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By *ampireLove OP Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

"How can it store water if it has a hole in it?

Tie a knot in it

Poor Willy! 😂😂

Willy can't hold water anyway. D'oh

Depends on Willy’s age. Over 40, no chance it can hold

It through the night! 😂🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman 2 weeks ago

Manchester

Go for the water and hope he hasn't got STIs as my coil will be fine for another couple of years. Hopefully we will find our way back to civilisation before that

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

There wouldnt be enough water to survive..so fuck.

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

Do I need a condom for the person that I am with? It best hold water, I may be busy for a little while.

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By *ampireLove OP Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

New info! The water is actually alcohol (in case it changes anyone’s choice)!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Im glad im not the only one that gets pissed and comes on the forums

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By *ate2theparty808Man 2 weeks ago

Erdington

Like the condom, this premise doesn’t hold water.

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

"Im glad im not the only one that gets pissed and comes on the forums "

You're typing properly, so can't be pissed this time.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

"Im glad im not the only one that gets pissed and comes on the forums

You're typing properly, so can't be pissed this time."
Im not to bad tonight but ive had a bottle of gin. Think its the vodka that gets me lol

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By *offiacoolWoman 2 weeks ago

Alsager

"Im glad im not the only one that gets pissed and comes on the forums

You're typing properly, so can't be pissed this time.Im not to bad tonight but ive had a bottle of gin. Think its the vodka that gets me lol"

Your typing is massively better than when you first joined

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By *ampireLove OP Man 2 weeks ago

Essex

"Like the condom, this premise doesn’t hold water."

😂😂😂😂 I’m sure Bear Grylls would be proud of this thread!

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By *lirtyFilthWoman 2 weeks ago

Barnstaple

"Like the condom, this premise doesn’t hold water.

😂😂😂😂 I’m sure Bear Grylls would be proud of this thread!"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *inky claireWoman 2 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It's good for nothing if it has a hole in. Id have the fun n die with some sort of satisfaction

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