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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
 I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum  "
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum "
Rex, squeeze in a sachet of that takeaway mayonnaise and pretend you just shot your load. Bonus points if she swallows whilst having a bag of chips handy 🤷🏽♂️ |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x"
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago "
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x"
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid "
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x"
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop... |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x"
The ‘ Strait of Hormuz’ is shut as well so he’s fucked. Sorry |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop..."
Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said.
Mrs x |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop...
Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said.
Mrs x"
he's got a few miles left in him, just don't pull the gear stick out of it's holder 😬 |
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"Nope, but used a condom as a Toffee Crisp wrapper....
I’m not coming to yours for tea and biscuits
Clearly, youre coming in toffee crisps packets!
Mrs x
I’m 50. I don’t cum
So what comes out once you hit 50 instead, a cloud of dust?
Mrs x
Steam.
A bloke only has so much spunk in their lifetime and I emptied my tank a long time ago
Christ! My husband is 45, best make the most of it while I can.
Mrs x
His internal petrol light is on I’m afraid
Shit!
Cant I take him in for an overhaul or something? Surely i can get new parts for him?
Mrs x
Can I be your courtesy car... Err penis?
Can't be going without whilst he's in the shop...
Dunno, "kicks your shoe as i walk around you checking out your junk" not sure the engine size matches what im used to. Also your an older model too. I bet your check engine light is on like Rex said.
Mrs x
he's got a few miles left in him, just don't pull the gear stick out of it's holder 😬"
Nah I'll pass, cant get the parts because of the strait of Hormuz anyway so not sensing him in for repairnow. My old man will have to do.
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