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By *annyC73 OP   Man 2 weeks ago

North West

What is a piece of 'common sense' or everyday knowledge you learned embarrassingly late in life?

For me, did you know that Microwaves have a ‘Silent Mode’?

You can stop that beep beep beeeeeeep by holding down the "0," "1," or "Stop" button for a few seconds can usually mute the sound, allowing for stealthy late-night snacky snacks.

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By *cotslass2Woman 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I didn't know that!!

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By *ex HolesMan 2 weeks ago

Up North


"What is a piece of 'common sense' or everyday knowledge you learned embarrassingly late in life?

For me, did you know that Microwaves have a ‘Silent Mode’?

You can stop that beep beep beeeeeeep by holding down the "0," "1," or "Stop" button for a few seconds can usually mute the sound, allowing for stealthy late-night snacky snacks."

Just turn it off at -2 seconds 🤷🏻

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By *annyC73 OP   Man 2 weeks ago

North West


"I didn't know that!! "

Works on mine but to be fair, it’s noisy without the beeps. Less annoying though.

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By *ampireLoveMan 2 weeks ago

Essex

Tonsils! Not where I thought I was 🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *annyC73 OP   Man 2 weeks ago

North West


"What is a piece of 'common sense' or everyday knowledge you learned embarrassingly late in life?

For me, did you know that Microwaves have a ‘Silent Mode’?

You can stop that beep beep beeeeeeep by holding down the "0," "1," or "Stop" button for a few seconds can usually mute the sound, allowing for stealthy late-night snacky snacks.

Just turn it off at -2 seconds 🤷🏻"

Works if you’re arsed standing to watch

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Tonsils! Not where I thought I was 🤦🏻‍♂️"

You thought it was the thing hanging down in your mouth too, huh?

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By *annyC73 OP   Man 2 weeks ago

North West


"Tonsils! Not where I thought I was 🤦🏻‍♂️"

Thankfully you didn’t take mine out then…

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By *ampireLoveMan 2 weeks ago

Essex


"Tonsils! Not where I thought I was 🤦🏻‍♂️

You thought it was the thing hanging down in your mouth too, huh?"

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 no comment 😳😳

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By *ampireLoveMan 2 weeks ago

Essex


"Tonsils! Not where I thought I was 🤦🏻‍♂️

Thankfully you didn’t take mine out then… "

😂😂😂😂

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By *essTTWoman 2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"What is a piece of 'common sense' or everyday knowledge you learned embarrassingly late in life?

For me, did you know that Microwaves have a ‘Silent Mode’?

You can stop that beep beep beeeeeeep by holding down the "0," "1," or "Stop" button for a few seconds can usually mute the sound, allowing for stealthy late-night snacky snacks.

Just turn it off at -2 seconds 🤷🏻"

Certified late night snackers know that this is the way

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By *umfun24Man 2 weeks ago

wilmslow


"What is a piece of 'common sense' or everyday knowledge you learned embarrassingly late in life?

For me, did you know that Microwaves have a ‘Silent Mode’?

You can stop that beep beep beeeeeeep by holding down the "0," "1," or "Stop" button for a few seconds can usually mute the sound, allowing for stealthy late-night snacky snacks."

Really !! This is news to me and genius

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By *cLovin2Man 2 weeks ago

London

I didn't know till my 40s that when doing the laundry you wash whites separately...

I wondered why they called me pink man 🤔

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By *verageHoesCouple 2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

You know the envelope neck on baby vests that allow you to pull it down over the body in the event of a poonami? I didn't realise its purpose until my second baby was 3 months old. Poo in hair is never good

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 2 weeks ago

Beverley

How would you know your food is done if it doesnt beep?

Not had a microwave for a couple of years, tbf

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By *elix SightedMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud 8

That protecting the environment by switching to paper condoms is not a sensible idea.

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