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If I waved it in your face
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"What are you waving? 😄" It! | |||
"Only if it made eye contact" constant dead pan stare, or blinking possible? | |||
"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. " If it was a pork pie, I'd be immediately triggered and rip it from your grip, squat in the corner and stuff my face like I hadn't eaten for a week. | |||
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"If I say no are you going to leave the thread? Don't want to cause any upset. 🤗" If I say no, are you going to say no? | |||
"Only if it made eye contact constant dead pan stare, or blinking possible? " Constant stare during the waving. Followed by a slow wink. | |||
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"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. " Is it a dark chocolate kitkat? | |||
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"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. Is it a dark chocolate kitkat?" What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲 | |||
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"Depends on if I really really want IT...." Typo you mean ET | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET " What’s ET short for? | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET " Extra testicle? | |||
"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. Is it a dark chocolate kitkat? What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲" How do you not know this!? | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET What’s ET short for?" Because he has little legs Mr 🐺 | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET What’s ET short for? Because he has little legs Mr 🐺 " 🤦♂️🤣 | |||
"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. " If it was tickets for a hot balloon ride then absofuckinlutely. Same goes for yellow roses and a double decker too! | |||
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"Are we talking a cream filled pastry? In which case, yes please." Phrasing! | |||
"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. " Definitely. | |||
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"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET What’s ET short for? Because he has little legs Mr 🐺 " I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉 | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET What’s ET short for? Because he has little legs Mr 🐺 I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉" Awesome team effort guys...take a bow | |||
"Depends on if I really really want IT.... Typo you mean ET What’s ET short for? Because he has little legs Mr 🐺 I’m so glad the set up wasn’t wasted! 😘🎉 Awesome team effort guys...take a bow" Now ET can phone home | |||
"Would you take it? Honest answers only please. Is it a dark chocolate kitkat? What? Wait... There's dark chocolate KitKat??? 😲 How do you not know this!? " Because I generally don't eat chocolate, and the rubbish corner shop doesn't sell them when I do venture in there to sate the rare craving... | |||
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