For the same reason we first needed fabric conditioner and now need fabric conditioner and 'in wash scent boosters' because human beings are awful smelly things that must be neutralised. That and it makes money ... |
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When I see those ads where women rub it on their thighs and spray their fanny and slop it on their ankles and whisper it at their arse crack ...... I go 
What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets..... |
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"When I see those ads where women rub it on their thighs and spray their fanny and slop it on their ankles and whisper it at their arse crack ...... I go
What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets....."
I tapped out when they started telling me I needed femfresh |
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"When I see those ads where women rub it on their thighs and spray their fanny and slop it on their ankles and whisper it at their arse crack ...... I go
What a great advertising ploy. Instead of spending out on your arm pits you now have to have your deoderant brought in on pallets.....
I tapped out when they started telling me I needed femfresh"
Me too ...... i'd never be bringing the dogs home if I came in 'odourless flavour' |
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I’ve seen adverts for all over body deodorant - they managed to say ‘balls’ with a man spraying it down his briefs but couldn’t say ‘genitals’ or ‘penis’ and the lady sort of wafted it near her lower abdomen and they didn’t mention anything.
ANYWAY….to the point…
From a marketing point of view it would be better to have separate deodorants for feet, armpit, body, genitalia etc in 10 different smells for active sport, every day, special occasion, casual, formal etc and different ones for male, female and gender neutral, so at least 100 different ones. Same ingredients, different smell. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 weeks ago
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"So let me get this straight
I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural. "
Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup.
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"So let me get this straight
I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural.
Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup.
Finally, that's all we want.
In return we'll be over 8ft have a 12 pack, earn more than Elon musk, own land on every content and keep our mouths shut 😜 lol
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"So let me get this straight
I must be hair free from the eyebrows down, smell of nothing but chemicals but remain natural.
Remember you also need to look fresh and put together but also like you’re not wearing any makeup.
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I can achieve one of those things 😝 |
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻
Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper? "
😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned… |
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻
Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper?
😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned… "
Sounds a bit like mordor. |
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"I simply heave open my buttocks and spray Lynx into the great chasm 👍🏻
Does that not get uncomfortable when all the local women jump into it like they're looking for the Pied Piper?
😂 So many enchanted souls have entered my Lynx lined, magic ring piece….but none have ever returned…
Sounds a bit like mordor. "
I must admit that I was a bit shocked to find two Hobbits trying to lob a ring into my back passage one day…. ‘One does not simply march into my arse.’ 😜 |
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"Ball or aerosol?" 