Ive just been in the middle of a glorious lady wank and then the source of my wank material left me to the knackers yard to finish myself off. (You know who you are)
What/who has interrupted/ruined your wanks.
The funnier the better welcome |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
That’s a pity you were left to finish yourself off. I’ve been interrupted when my son walked into my bedroom, when my auntie has walked into my house, thankfully never got caught by the Auntie and I don’t mean thankfully got caught by son but at least he would understand |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Took my laptop on holiday and everyone had gone to bed. Got some porn on and was having a great wank with headphones on when my mates mrs got up and went to the loo. She pretended she didnt see and rubbed her eyes. Nevertheless, ruined. 😆 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *en_kMan 1 week ago
North West |
First thing this morning was disturbed by work information coming through on WhatsApp. Then call from son “are you home? We’re just calling round in 10mins” … then another call from grandson wanting to go to the park.
My destiny today didn’t involve any self love |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My daughter has come and sat on my bed and talked to me for a good half hour whilst my toys were in situ. Luckily enough I’d managed to turn the noisy one off just in time. 🙈"
Give me a shout next time and I'll sit there to keep her away  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I had the next door neighbour come in and nearly catch me once!
I was working away and asked if she could pop in and feed the cat till i was back home! The fact my van was parked outside should have been a giveaway i was home! Anyway I’d got home had a shower as had an early start & long drive home,I got out of the shower and lay on the bed & decided to watch some porn and decided to have a wank…. Just as i was on the vinegar stroke the bloody front door opened and shes shouted upstairs that she would leave the keys on the side in the kitchen 🙈🙈🙈 why not post through the letter box is beyond me!!!! Luckily the volume was on low…but totally put me off my stroke! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ive just been in the middle of a glorious lady wank and then the source of my wank material left me to the knackers yard to finish myself off. (You know who you are)
What/who has interrupted/ruined your wanks.
The funnier the better welcome "
Sorry I shan’t abandon you mid wank again 😂 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
A few times I've been edging myself for hours and then gone one stroke too far before I was ready, and the eruption went everywhere, making cleanup a right faff. Plus the ruined orgasm is a big letdown.
Also when I was at uni I made the rookie error of having loud music on one time while I was going at it as no one else was home. I didn't hear the front door open and my housemate came to say hello as he heard the music... cue much embarrassment on my part and much laughter on his. Luckily it was only a few days before the end of the year so I escaped any major nicknames 🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Pulling on a dressing gown to answer the door to a delivery driver praying it doesn’t poke through the slit is always a bad interruption. Certainly not the slit I was thinking of previously "
Lol that's happened to me so many times. I always hope they can't smell the baby oil |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"One of the children Whatsapping me just before midnight to find out if I’d thrown away the Nutella. I was not happy.
Had you thrown it away? "
No, his sister had finished nearly half a jar in an afternoon! 😳🤬 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Pulling on a dressing gown to answer the door to a delivery driver praying it doesn’t poke through the slit is always a bad interruption. Certainly not the slit I was thinking of previously "
A waistband to tuck it vertically into is vital |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"One of the children Whatsapping me just before midnight to find out if I’d thrown away the Nutella. I was not happy.
Had you thrown it away?
No, his sister had finished nearly half a jar in an afternoon! 😳🤬"
Dont know which I'd be more fuming with   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
While still living at home for a period of several years I had no bedroom door as my dad took it off to replace then never did, I had perfected the art of very quickly pulling pants up and switching telly off in one fluid motion as soon as heard footsteps on the stairs haha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"One of the children Whatsapping me just before midnight to find out if I’d thrown away the Nutella. I was not happy.
Had you thrown it away?
No, his sister had finished nearly half a jar in an afternoon! 😳🤬
Dont know which I'd be more fuming with "
Both. Definitely both. And I’d really needed that wank after a rubbish day 🤣 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Fuck it! When I was younger I tried having a wank at home in the toilet, laying on the floor. Didn’t realise I hadn’t locked the door! My Granddad walked in and all that could come to mind was to say ‘I slipped off the toilet’..
He just laughed and said ‘I was young once’
🤦♂️ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Adult channels on jeans at the ankles cock in hand..next thing I hear a key going in the door..couldn’t get my jeans up quick enough🤯..while trying to turn the porn off😳..managed it by the skin of my teeth ..daughter and her pal came back from work..think they suspected something..because unbeknown to me yes I got the porn off..but then there was some shite on tv like the descovery channel or something..must have been like why am I sitting watching shit like that on a Saturday night 🤯😳😂 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Years ago I was at university, lying on the bed face down knocking one out, what I hadn't realised was the danger lurking nearby. Let's call it poor masturbation risk assessment.
Anyway I'm knocking one out, unaware that my window is open. The room is on the ground floor 🤦🏽♂️ just at the point I shot my load, my friend pulls the window to the side open and sticks his head through. I tried to cover it up and pretend he just woke me.
The funny thing is that was 30 years ago, last week we just happened to go back to uni, I haven't been there in 30 years. I was there with this mate and he remembered exactly which ground floor window was mine because the block is still there. 😂 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 1 week ago
|
Back in days of VHS porn my brother taped over the climactic moment in my favourite tape with Cliff Richard singing 'We're All Going on a Summer Holiday' !
Never lost the mood so quickly although I do still get a little twinge when Cliff is on TV. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
When I was a teen I climbed inside a sleeping bag on top of the bed. Of all nights to feel aroused I decided to strip naked and climbed inside and was happily pleasing myself and just about to finish when suddenly my brother and sister burst in to use my TV and then my parents walked in and told them off and to go to bed. The whole family were in my bedroom arguing while I lay naked inside my sleeping bag with jizz seeping out and running down my leg inside. Of all nights to have a wank, with the entire family present.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
When I first stopped using porn to get off I was really in the zone, I had found my rhythm and could feel it building, I was just about to get to the point of no return and bang, leg cramp, I found myself having a mediocre orgasm while trying not to move my leg.
For the next 10 minutes I tried desperately to massage my calf muscle as the discomfort of being covered in my own jizz set in.
1/10 wouldn’t recommend |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
