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Selfies... anyone else crap at taking them?
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I will admit I'm absolutely rubbish at taking selfies and a few people have said I look better in person. Which is fair enough as I am absolutely rubbish at taking them.
I don't know how some people do it and take marvellous selfies. |
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"Same mate I always look like a mong in selfies I much prefer how I look in real life, I just hope ehst I see with eyes in mirror is how I really look and not the photos ha otherwise I’m fucked "
Hahaha same mate. I always take shit selfies and I just think ah fuck this and I don't bother until next time |
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Make sure the light is hitting your face, ideally from the side so your not squinting if it's in sunlight. Never take a pic with the light source behind you.
Look directly at the camera, and imagine your looking at someone you adore - shouldn't be difficult if you have yourself on the screen. 😂
Point and click. Don't overthink it.
We're all our worst critics, and you can guarantee you'll hate any pic that other people adore, so learn to embrace it! |
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"Something I use to do, was take a video instead of a selfie, and capture the best still shot from it. The timer is also quite handy. "
I’ve heard of this but I can’t cope at the thought of someone at a later finding that video of me looking gormless cos I forgot to delete it tho 😅 |
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I never smile in them, to busy concentrating. I solved it with a little camera that has a small screen that seperates. It's an axcrion camera, but means I can actually take a pic and not get it so badly wrong |
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Funny enough i posted about this a while ago, suggesting meets where people can dress/ undress and take photo shoots of each other. If it leads any futher all well & good.
But guess what ? Everyone replied saying no need we are able to take our own pics lol confused.com. |
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"Pics in general I’m decent at, but as soon as my face gets involved it’s another story. The more natural I try to act the more deranged I look 🤷♀️"
You and me both. I’ve just accepted it about myself. |
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I'm the same, I've gotten good at taking body pics and knowing what angles and lighting to use but haven't really cracked a natural looking selfie that also helps minimise the look of my hamster cheeks 😑 |
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rite I come bearing good news ..
so I got myself a grouchy marks moustache , glasses and nose set...
Hey presto instant god like pics .. and now I shall go to the ball...
I think it will work for the ladies also.  |
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"I will admit I'm absolutely rubbish at taking selfies and a few people have said I look better in person. Which is fair enough as I am absolutely rubbish at taking them.
I don't know how some people do it and take marvellous selfies. "
I'm also terrible at taking selfies, but I'm equally as awful looking in person 🤣🤣 must just be my face  |
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"I will admit I'm absolutely rubbish at taking selfies and a few people have said I look better in person. Which is fair enough as I am absolutely rubbish at taking them.
I don't know how some people do it and take marvellous selfies. "
Definitely same here |
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"I look equally crap in a selfie and in person
Settle your Aubrey Plaza ass down ya wee hottie 🤣😂
What is an Aubrey plaza ass? "
Ahhh Aubrey Plaza looking ass, I forgot a word after seeing you in green 🤦🏻♂️ |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 1 week ago
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"I look equally crap in a selfie and in person
Settle your Aubrey Plaza ass down ya wee hottie 🤣😂
What is an Aubrey plaza ass?
Ahhh Aubrey Plaza looking ass, I forgot a word after seeing you in green 🤦🏻♂️"
Maybe try forgetting your pants next time |
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"I look equally crap in a selfie and in person
Settle your Aubrey Plaza ass down ya wee hottie 🤣😂
What is an Aubrey plaza ass?
Ahhh Aubrey Plaza looking ass, I forgot a word after seeing you in green 🤦🏻♂️
Maybe try forgetting your pants next time "
Who says I didn’t 😇 |
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By *oyoteUglyWoman 1 week ago
Somewhere dark and gloomy |
"I look equally crap in a selfie and in person
Settle your Aubrey Plaza ass down ya wee hottie 🤣😂
What is an Aubrey plaza ass?
Ahhh Aubrey Plaza looking ass, I forgot a word after seeing you in green 🤦🏻♂️
Maybe try forgetting your pants next time
Who says I didn’t 😇"
On a Monday afternoon aswell, positively scandalous |
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"I look equally crap in a selfie and in person
Settle your Aubrey Plaza ass down ya wee hottie 🤣😂
What is an Aubrey plaza ass?
Ahhh Aubrey Plaza looking ass, I forgot a word after seeing you in green 🤦🏻♂️
Maybe try forgetting your pants next time
Who says I didn’t 😇
On a Monday afternoon aswell, positively scandalous "
I forgot them this morning, the day just got away from me |
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I had so many attempts at photos for the Copycat Challenge, and just kept hitting delete.
Not only am I crap at taking a photo of my face, but now I can't even take a decent arse pic (since when did it have wrinkles?!) |
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"Okayish. Not great, not awful. My face isn't too bad and that translates. Taking photos of face and body? Not great. Can't really do the whole posing thing without feeling like a tit."
I am surprised that others have not yet provided a response to your 'tit' comment, given the marvellous expanse of boobage in one of your public pics  |
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"I will admit I'm absolutely rubbish at taking selfies and a few people have said I look better in person. Which is fair enough as I am absolutely rubbish at taking them.
I don't know how some people do it and take marvellous selfies. "
Google how to do it and pose like a porn star 😂 |
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"I will admit I'm absolutely rubbish at taking selfies and a few people have said I look better in person. Which is fair enough as I am absolutely rubbish at taking them.
I don't know how some people do it and take marvellous selfies.
Google how to do it and pose like a porn star 😂 "
Do I need to grow a tash? |
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