OK I have a plan I will give left right , Melissa gives me hereft right chela is happy _eli is happy and I will end up with a better looking softer arse .

simples

Erm what's chela doing with all these arse parts by the way...

if they are going to commercial use I want paying by the ounce .. sacrifice or not..

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By *earditallWoman 1 week ago

Lancaster

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By *ellhungvweMan 1 week ago

Cheltenham

Bollocks to that. Shit, no, that was the wrong thing to say. I didn’t mean that…..

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By *earditallWoman 1 week ago

Lancaster

My left one has a spot on you can have that

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By *llie AssMan 1 week ago

South Yorkshire

"Good folks 👋🏻😃

Right: The great Cthulhu demands a sacrifice from you!

You may give him either….

a) Your right buttock or…..

b) Your left buttock

Which is it to be? "

Fail my Sanity check and lose both buttocks.

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By *ools and the brainCouple 1 week ago

couple, us we him her.

Damn you OP, now I want to get my lovecraft collection down from the loft and read them again.

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By *rightonsteveMan 1 week ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like the psychedelic music of H P Lovecraft

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