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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well if you don’t ask you don’t get apparently.

I’ll be available from 1430-1530 round the back of Asda by the wheelie bins and then later on from 1730-1800 round at Sid’s Plaice chippy getting a Steak and Kidney pudding and chips for me tea.

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By *a LunaWoman 5 days ago

Wales

Twice in one day Fiddles?!

I’m in!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Twice in one day Fiddles?!

I’m in! "

I need the pie to keep energy levels up.

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By *a LunaWoman 5 days ago

Wales

"Twice in one day Fiddles?!

I’m in!

I need the pie to keep energy levels up. "

Yeah, you’ll need your energy! I take a lot of fucking

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By *vaRoseWoman 5 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

At least offer me a saveloy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Twice in one day Fiddles?!

I’m in!

I need the pie to keep energy levels up.

Yeah, you’ll need your energy! I take a lot of fucking

Is it true that you’re part of the SAS selection course.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"At least offer me a saveloy

Of course, would you like curry sauce with it, I hear that ladies like a bit of spice to their saveloys.

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By *earditallWoman 5 days ago

Lancaster

Bloody hell Fiddles fancy picking a day when I'm working

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 5 days ago

Round the bend

You bloody tart. I thought you only had eyes for me 💔

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By *a LunaWoman 5 days ago

Wales

"Twice in one day Fiddles?!

I’m in!

I need the pie to keep energy levels up.

Yeah, you’ll need your energy! I take a lot of fucking

Is it true that you’re part of the SAS selection course.

I wish! My legs would be open 24/7

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 5 days ago

Leeds

If I bring you a happy meal, can I jizz in your ear, while you’re at Asda ?

The mr

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By *aitonelMan 5 days ago

Liverpool

*The Asda

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You bloody tart. I thought you only had eyes for me 💔"

Sorry, if it helps I can arrange a private 1230 in the shopping centre toilets. 🥸

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I bring you a happy meal, can I jizz in your ear, while you’re at Asda ?

The mr "

If it’s chicken nuggets you can jizz wherever you like.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 5 days ago

Crumpet Castle

"*The Asda"

Ha! is right lad. THE or ( Dee ) Asda.

where I will be getting petrol shortly.

I'm on the hour every hour today fiddles or I would. You know that.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man 5 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

"*The Asda

Ha! is right lad. THE or ( Dee ) Asda.

where I will be getting petrol shortly.

I'm on the hour every hour today fiddles or I would. You know that."

Granny, just put an order in.

I’m signed up to Just Fuck.

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By *rightonsteveMan 5 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Well if you don’t ask you don’t get apparently.

I’ll be available from 1430-1530 round the back of Asda by the wheelie bins and then later on from 1730-1800 round at Sid’s Plaice chippy getting a Steak and Kidney pudding and chips for me tea.

You’re a classy bastard, ain’t you just?

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