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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman 3 days ago

your hotlist

Ladies the men have have lynx cans, sky remotes, bottles of pepsi max or cans of red stripe to measure their appendages but what could we use to measure our flaps?

The best answer wins a good finger one thumb

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By *icecouple561Couple 3 days ago
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East Sussex

Two bananas

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By *ampireLoveMan 3 days ago

Essex

Post it notes?

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By *uitedGent.Man 3 days ago

Milton Keynes

The flared leg of some jeans from the 70’s.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman 3 days ago

your hotlist


"Two bananas "

🤣

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

a stick of gorgonzola

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By *exxyyDy11Man 3 days ago

North West

I've created a monster

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By *uitedGent.Man 3 days ago

Milton Keynes

Oh wait, I was going for comparison.

You’re after insertables ?

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By *roticismMan 3 days ago

Preston

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By *ilooking4funMan 3 days ago

Plymouth

Cheesy triangles x

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 3 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

2 slices of square value ham (all retailers accepted)

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By *hilly1515Man 3 days ago

what about black pudding or white pudding..

that was risqué I know but it was meant in my usual dickhead silly bollox manner

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By *aphunterMan 3 days ago

horsham

Got to be baps, held over the nipples, surely 😂😂

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By *partharmonyCouple 3 days ago

Tonbridge


"Two bananas "

What about one peeled banana?

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By *aitonelMan 3 days ago

Liverpool

A penis being compared to a lynx can

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 days ago

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It's got to be a dirty kebab, dropped on the floor and thrown back into the carton... medium sized, a large would be too much for any man or beast.

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By *og and MuseCouple 3 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Calamari

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By *ornyguy666Man 3 days ago

Nottingham

Don't understand the question lol

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By *ate2theparty808Man 3 days ago

Erdington

Using mens standards, a cheerio but say it’s a donuts

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 3 days ago

Stratford upon Avon


"Ladies the men have have lynx cans, sky remotes, bottles of pepsi max or cans of red stripe to measure their appendages but what could we use to measure our flaps?

The best answer wins a good finger one thumb

"

To quote from Donald and Jacqueline on Benidorm... Padded coat hangers

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 days ago

Hatfield

You can use my tongue to measure …..

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