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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol

How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Not a TV, obviously, but let me know if you want your poohol scratched.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Not a TV, obviously, but let me know if you want your poohol scratched."

From you Felix, I would be honoured.

Shall I bend over or squat?

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm just here to troll to keep the thread bumped for you until the other TVs decide to do their thing and drop by. The fuck are they anyway? Like buses they are!

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm just here to troll to keep the thread bumped for you until the other TVs decide to do their thing and drop by. The fuck are they anyway? Like buses they are! "

TVs are not reliable people...

They're way too busy turning their bathrooms in to a bomb site

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By *evilinyouMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol

God bless the TVs and all they go through

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By *ld Stella HeelsTV/TS 8 weeks ago

ross on wye


"How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

"

Good

No

Yes

Yes

No

Yes

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through "

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

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By *evilinyouMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? "

Great sound quality on mine though 👍

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size? "

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

Great sound quality on mine though 👍"

Lies! Even the most expensive TVs have terrible speakers and even worse positioning on them! Soundbars and sound systems required.

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room "

Is it a big room?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 8 weeks ago

North West


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

Great sound quality on mine though 👍

Lies! Even the most expensive TVs have terrible speakers and even worse positioning on them! Soundbars and sound systems required. "

You can improve the performance of your TV by turning it on. Also mounting it in an optimal position makes a big difference.

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her "

Read my mind 😔

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room? "

No it's remarkably tight

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 8 weeks ago

North West


"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her "

I was just thinking that I miss Jennie. I still have my “What would Jennie do?” keyring ❤️

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight "

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand? "

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

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By *evilinyouMan 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room "

Mines only 40" boy do I feel inadequate

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose "

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago


"

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

"

Every month 😆

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean "

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience "

Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience

Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits "

I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience

Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits

I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry "

What's the Energy rating?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 8 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

"

none of the above actually.... I've not actually been trannied up since Friday night before last when I went out and I'll be getting trannied up again this Sunday when I have a meet..I tend not to bother otherwise more than happy to spend my days in full time punk rock loser mode..😹

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience

Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits

I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry

What's the Energy rating? "

Solid D

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

none of the above actually.... I've not actually been trannied up since Friday night before last when I went out and I'll be getting trannied up again this Sunday when I have a meet..I tend not to bother otherwise more than happy to spend my days in full time punk rock loser mode..😹"

This is not good enough Robyn... You're making the rest of us look like baseless degenerates

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By *aitonelMan 8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"God bless the TVs and all they go through

Manufacturing, packaging, shipping, and then sit in a room far too small for its size?

I've squeezed 50" in to my room

Is it a big room?

No it's remarkably tight

Does the wall have a tight grip of the mount, or is it on top of a stand?

It's hung... But there's a few screws loose

You should probably screw them. Hard and tight against the wall for maximum pleasure... For viewing I mean

Noo... It's the unhinged ones that provide the best experience

Bit of a health and safety risk but I can see it may have benefits

I'm HASWA approved... Don't you worry

What's the Energy rating?

Solid D"

Oh! Better than most these days, most seem to be minimal performance for max energy. Multiple ports?

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By *elix SightedMan 8 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Not a TV, obviously, but let me know if you want your poohol scratched.

From you Felix, I would be honoured.

Shall I bend over or squat?"

You flatter me, Jo ❤️

I like it when you bend so let’s start there. I may get distracted…

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By *gly duck cdTV/TS 8 weeks ago

middlesbrough


"How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

"

I’m absolutely fantastic

I get waxed so takes a while to grow back and slow enough so no itch

I did stick a old pic up for a laugh ( probably put more people off )

£20 wouldn’t buy a gstring these days so I’ll stick with what I already have

I skipped the sauna as the makeup melts off

I’ve just spent 20 mins trying out a eye look to see if it would work , the action man looked like the googly eyed one by time I’d finished ( only did one eye )

Xxxx

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By *ian StephensTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Well this brightened up my day xoxo

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once tried washing a wig in the washing machine.

This wasn't a total success.

I looked like I was in a heavy metal band that couldn't make its mind up if it was a parody band or not

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By *avenwrexham75TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Wrexham

I just read all this and I forgot what the question was.

Red?

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By *eneralKenobiMan 8 weeks ago

North Angus


"How are you?

Is your bum itchy because you shaved it at the weekend and now it's growing back?

Did you post disgusting images of yourself in womens lingerie to the internet and then wonder what's wrong with you?

Did you spend £20 on that outfit from Amazon that didn't fit and looked awful and gave you a rash?

Have you been performing oral sex on groups of sleazy old men at gay Saunas?

Have you wasted hours trying out new makeup ideas only to end up looking like a melted Action Man in a wig?

"

I have spent most of the morning looking at cheap slutty outfits but have not bitten the bullet simply because, what if it looks awful

Butthole will be shaved later tonight

No, I don’t particularly like penis

No make up could cover this mug

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I wish davina was here ❤️ i miss her

I was just thinking that I miss Jennie. I still have my “What would Jennie do?” keyring ❤️"

That was my thought too. Always enjoyed Jenni's posts and have noticed Davina is not here and Micky Maraschino .... and one or two others - NOT because they are T.V.'s ... just because they were people that had life and personality ( have life ) think I might have just killed them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 8 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

And Robyn Graves.... them too .. could always rely on a little dark sarcasm/reality from Robyn.

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"And Robyn Graves.... them too .. could always rely on a little dark sarcasm/reality from Robyn. "

Miss Robyn did drop in briefly

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By *ldmagic4uMan 8 weeks ago

nailsea

I would be happy to shave you in those important places, & check it is smooth as a babies bottom after.

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