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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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On today’s hit list: I’m starting to question whether I have age dysmorphia. There are a lot of men in my inbox who are apparently 42 and they look really bloody old. Which has led me to the deeply unsettling possibility that I might also look really bloody old and am just blissfully deluded into thinking I look my age.
Equally concerning:
Receiving the least erotic messages known to humankind, immediately followed by “mmmmmmm” . Which to be honest, is the noise I make when I have a cuppa.
People who cannot convert a file to a PDF in the year of our lord 2026.
People who cannot raise their own IT ticket and instead treat me like a human helpdesk portal.
People who phone me instead of emailing. Why are you like this?
People who email me. Also why are you like this?
That’s it. That’s my mood. Carry on |
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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago
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You probably don't have it OP. You'll look your age, the majority do.
If it helps quash any notion - think of people as being lenient with knocking a year or two off their age. Or five or ten or even more. |
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"On today’s hit list: I’m starting to question whether I have age dysmorphia. There are a lot of men in my inbox who are apparently 42 and they look really bloody old. Which has led me to the deeply unsettling possibility that I might also look really bloody old and am just blissfully deluded into thinking I look my age.
Equally concerning:
Receiving the least erotic messages known to humankind, immediately followed by “mmmmmmm” . Which to be honest, is the noise I make when I have a cuppa.
People who cannot convert a file to a PDF in the year of our lord 2026.
People who cannot raise their own IT ticket and instead treat me like a human helpdesk portal.
People who phone me instead of emailing. Why are you like this?
People who email me. Also why are you like this?
That’s it. That’s my mood. Carry on"
I’m most definitely not 42!
I’ve only just turned 41 |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"You probably don't have it OP. You'll look your age, the majority do.
If it helps quash any notion - think of people as being lenient with knocking a year or two off their age. Or five or ten or even more. "
This is what I was kind of hinting at rather than calling 42 year olds old  however my ranting usually results in a self inflicted misunderstanding and the occasional message from someone asking me if I’ve heard myself  |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"On today’s hit list: I’m starting to question whether I have age dysmorphia. There are a lot of men in my inbox who are apparently 42 and they look really bloody old. Which has led me to the deeply unsettling possibility that I might also look really bloody old and am just blissfully deluded into thinking I look my age.
Equally concerning:
Receiving the least erotic messages known to humankind, immediately followed by “mmmmmmm” . Which to be honest, is the noise I make when I have a cuppa.
People who cannot convert a file to a PDF in the year of our lord 2026.
People who cannot raise their own IT ticket and instead treat me like a human helpdesk portal.
People who phone me instead of emailing. Why are you like this?
People who email me. Also why are you like this?
That’s it. That’s my mood. Carry on
I’m most definitely not 42!
I’ve only just turned 41"
are you using a phone yet to take photos and enlarge the nutrient tables on the back of food packets ? |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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People who constantly send voice notes even though you never do and they know you never do and you only reply by text…only to be followed up with another voice note  and it’s always someone who you can’t trust to play the voice note in public lol |
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" are you using a phone yet to take photos and enlarge the nutrient tables on the back of food packets ? "
I use my phone in the supermarket to take photos of labels, cos who remembers to take their reading glasses to the supermarket? |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"People who constantly send voice notes even though you never do and they know you never do and you only reply by text…only to be followed up with another voice note and it’s always someone who you can’t trust to play the voice note in public lol"
Guilty as charged |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"People who constantly send voice notes even though you never do and they know you never do and you only reply by text…only to be followed up with another voice note and it’s always someone who you can’t trust to play the voice note in public lol
Guilty as charged "
🤣 I admire the honesty lol |
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"People who constantly send voice notes even though you never do and they know you never do and you only reply by text…only to be followed up with another voice note and it’s always someone who you can’t trust to play the voice note in public lol"
So long as they don't expect one back. Crack on with it, message however you like.
Earphones/ear buds/headphones solves the last part. |
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A lot are older and will say when you meet at times as do this to get over the filters. I go on what I like and he look off and how they come across in my messages and at times a web cam. Also there feedback. Fab is about fast lane sex and you get a real mix of people here. You have to go with gut feelings. Why I love a good swingers club . |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"People who constantly send voice notes even though you never do and they know you never do and you only reply by text…only to be followed up with another voice note and it’s always someone who you can’t trust to play the voice note in public lol
So long as they don't expect one back. Crack on with it, message however you like.
Earphones/ear buds/headphones solves the last part."
Fair point but do I wanna hear them telling the kids off in the background or the sound of them eating at the same time though? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?"
I’d like to follow that with a meeting that’s boring everyone to tears. But at the end they say ‘does anyone have any questions?’ And there’s always that same individual with some bullshit question they could have asked them privately 😅 |
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?"
The pleasure in my life is when I sit down to a show or waiting for a gig and it starts bang on time. 🕰️ |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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"People who post on FB asking what time a certain place opens or what’s the best way to do a certain thing
Just go on google ffs!!!"
Classic attention seeking 🤣 or they say ‘oh are you there? Can you grab me this’ no dick head, go there and get it yourself! 😅 |
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Working in cyber security has its own challenges.
Today, had to deal with an employee who thought it hilarious to start downloading confidential files and emailing out to his personal email.
And then, THEN, he has the fucking cheek to say it’s my fault. Had to bite my tongue and not slap him back to the Stone Age |
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"Working in cyber security has its own challenges.
Today, had to deal with an employee who thought it hilarious to start downloading confidential files and emailing out to his personal email.
And then, THEN, he has the fucking cheek to say it’s my fault. Had to bite my tongue and not slap him back to the Stone Age "
Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣 |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?"
X is waiting in the lobby. Time to go make a cup of tea and concoct a why I am 15 minutes late lie |
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?"
Punctuality is a positive trait |
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You have a bloody stunning body OP.
Men definitely age quicker than women....both me and Jay think this.
So many early 40s men message....but they look closer to 50....and thats just not for me.
Mrs. |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣 "
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail. |
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"You have a bloody stunning body OP.
Men definitely age quicker than women....both me and Jay think this.
So many early 40s men message....but they look closer to 50....and thats just not for me.
Mrs. "
I think some people just age worse than others. I also think that a lot of people are massively lying about their age on here. |
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"You have a bloody stunning body OP.
Men definitely age quicker than women....both me and Jay think this.
So many early 40s men message....but they look closer to 50....and thats just not for me.
Mrs.
I think some people just age worse than others. I also think that a lot of people are massively lying about their age on here. "
Plus, scrub that make up off a lot of women and they ain't looking quite as shit hot as they like to put out to the world. |
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"You have a bloody stunning body OP.
Men definitely age quicker than women....both me and Jay think this.
So many early 40s men message....but they look closer to 50....and thats just not for me.
Mrs.
I think some people just age worse than others. I also think that a lot of people are massively lying about their age on here. "
Yup, met someone who lied by at least 10 years. Arsehole. |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail. "
Is the daily mail even still a thing? I only remember the daily sport and I wasn’t reading it for the sport I can tell you that 🤣 |
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail.
Is the daily mail even still a thing? I only remember the daily sport and I wasn’t reading it for the sport I can tell you that 🤣"
Have you lived in a cave your whole life? |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail.
Is the daily mail even still a thing? I only remember the daily sport and I wasn’t reading it for the sport I can tell you that 🤣
Have you lived in a cave your whole life? "
Maybe I have, with the current times though I’d probably say that has more positives than negatives  |
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail.
Is the daily mail even still a thing? I only remember the daily sport and I wasn’t reading it for the sport I can tell you that 🤣
Have you lived in a cave your whole life?
Maybe I have, with the current times though I’d probably say that has more positives than negatives "
Put it like that and I am a little jealous |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail.
Is the daily mail even still a thing? I only remember the daily sport and I wasn’t reading it for the sport I can tell you that 🤣
Have you lived in a cave your whole life?
Maybe I have, with the current times though I’d probably say that has more positives than negatives
Put it like that and I am a little jealous "
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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Plus, scrub that make up off a lot of women and they ain't looking quite as shit hot as they like to put out to the world. "
Most women aren’t pretending makeup isn’t an enhancement, i rate a red lip myself and any other enhancement I can afford at this stage in my life. But if we’re calling that ‘deception’, beards have been doing heroic work for weak chins and suspect jawlines for years. |
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?
X is waiting in the lobby. Time to go make a cup of tea and concoct a why I am 15 minutes late lie "
Internet dropped, had to get a delivery from a neighbour 20 doors down, the notification didn't pop up, headset wasn't working... I may have used a few of these 😅 |
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?
Punctuality is a positive trait "
Don't care. Starting a meeting on the dot is absolute jobsworth behaviour! |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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Plus, scrub that make up off a lot of women and they ain't looking quite as shit hot as they like to put out to the world.
Most women aren’t pretending makeup isn’t an enhancement, i rate a red lip myself and any other enhancement I can afford at this stage in my life. But if we’re calling that ‘deception’, beards have been doing heroic work for weak chins and suspect jawlines for years. "
Don’t feel like any man can argue with that 🤣 |
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"On today’s hit list: I’m starting to question whether I have age dysmorphia. There are a lot of men in my inbox who are apparently 42 and they look really bloody old. Which has led me to the deeply unsettling possibility that I might also look really bloody old and am just blissfully deluded into thinking I look my age.
Equally concerning:
Receiving the least erotic messages known to humankind, immediately followed by “mmmmmmm” . Which to be honest, is the noise I make when I have a cuppa.
People who cannot convert a file to a PDF in the year of our lord 2026.
People who cannot raise their own IT ticket and instead treat me like a human helpdesk portal.
People who phone me instead of emailing. Why are you like this?
People who email me. Also why are you like this?
That’s it. That’s my mood. Carry on
I’m most definitely not 42!
I’ve only just turned 41 are you using a phone yet to take photos and enlarge the nutrient tables on the back of food packets ? "
I do that!  |
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?
Punctuality is a positive trait "
As the saying goes, if you are on time, you're late |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"When there's a meeting in the calendar and someone starts literally the second it ticks over to the start time. Do you really have little other pleasure in your life?
X is waiting in the lobby. Time to go make a cup of tea and concoct a why I am 15 minutes late lie
Internet dropped, had to get a delivery from a neighbour 20 doors down, the notification didn't pop up, headset wasn't working... I may have used a few of these 😅"
I live by the Katt Williams rule of time keeping. I don’t need to be early. I know I’m coming, they know I’m coming, so what am I rushing for?”
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"Working in cyber security has its own challenges.
Today, had to deal with an employee who thought it hilarious to start downloading confidential files and emailing out to his personal email.
And then, THEN, he has the fucking cheek to say it’s my fault. Had to bite my tongue and not slap him back to the Stone Age
Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣 "
Eh? How are we pissing around? 🤔 Our jobs have serious legal ramifications if things go south. |
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Kind of concerns me that people working in cyber security are pissing about as you’ve described 👀🤣
You’ve filled in your own details there . Do you work for the daily mail?
But when it comes to cyber security those test emails you. The only reason I don’t get caught is that I don’t read my mail. "
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Ahh, that last line reminded me of that meme; “modern problems require modern solutions”. 😁
Though speaking of test emails, did successfully phish the CFO last week.
Oops. 😬 |
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By *rectic OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"You have a bloody stunning body OP.
Men definitely age quicker than women....both me and Jay think this.
So many early 40s men message....but they look closer to 50....and thats just not for me.
Mrs. "
Missed this!
Ohhh stop it you, you’ll give me an ego I can’t maintain 😄
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