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"Mocha please and breakfast would be a godsend and you'd be forever in my good books if a full English was on the cards. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏 ☺️☺️ ☺️"
Full works coming right up. I may pinch a sausage though  |
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"Mocha please and breakfast would be a godsend and you'd be forever in my good books if a full English was on the cards. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏 ☺️☺️ ☺️
Full works coming right up. I may pinch a sausage though "
I'm sure I could alow that (especially if your cooking 😅) |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too  "
I’ve already died up the air fryer who wants bacon |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please  "
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? "
 what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice "
It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up? |
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By *athomMan 8 weeks ago
South Coast |
"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do? "
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I’ll take a slice of toast with a side order of full English please OP |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice
It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up? "
Oh really! Don't tell me, I have to do it naked as well |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
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I’ll take a slice of toast with a side order of full English please OP "
No drink? I am all out of juices but I have council pop readily available |
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"Just finished my run, so I think a black coffee and an almond croissant is the order of the day please
I have a problem with your order. I'm all out of croissants. Would a slice of toast and a bag of nuts do?
what kind of establishment is this! I suppose a full English would suffice
It's a bit rubbish to be honest. Did I mention you have to wash up?
Oh really! Don't tell me, I have to do it naked as well "
What do you take me for? A pervert?
You can wear an apron 🤭 |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up "
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets.  |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets. "
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter "
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz |
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By *ilbzMan 8 weeks ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
I have had two coffees already! Aircraft at Fairford had me awake early.
But wouldn't say no to another strong white coffee with no sugar…i am sweet enough already ☺️
No breakfast though i already had avocado and eggs on toast (i know, i know avocado and for breakfast too) 🙃 |
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"Coffee. Strong
Hash browns
Sausages
Egg
Tomatoes
Mushrooms
And toast
Please and thankyou
I'm hungry!
That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated!
I ❤️ 🥓 "
So does Mr W. A little bit too much. I used to enjoy it prior to meeting him, then I got sick of the smell of it. |
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"I have had two coffees already! Aircraft at Fairford had me awake early.
But wouldn't say no to another strong white coffee with no sugar…i am sweet enough already ☺️
No breakfast though i already had avocado and eggs on toast (i know, i know avocado and for breakfast too) 🙃"
A breakfast of champions right there 🤤
White coffee coming up |
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"Coffee. Strong
Hash browns
Sausages
Egg
Tomatoes
Mushrooms
And toast
Please and thankyou
I'm hungry!
That is exactly what I would have. Bacon is overrated!
I ❤️ 🥓
So does Mr W. A little bit too much. I used to enjoy it prior to meeting him, then I got sick of the smell of it."
The only reason I don't eat it all the time is that it's not the healthiest of foods |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪"
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪 |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪"
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪 |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz "
Cheese and jam on crumpets? |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪"
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢 |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢"
Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz
Cheese and jam on crumpets? "
Haha knew you'd say that.....
Straw berry jam or similar and then cheese melted on top. ..do t knock untill you tried it. Sweet n savoury in one try |
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By *ilbzMan 8 weeks ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
"I have had two coffees already! Aircraft at Fairford had me awake early.
But wouldn't say no to another strong white coffee with no sugar…i am sweet enough already ☺️
No breakfast though i already had avocado and eggs on toast (i know, i know avocado and for breakfast too) 🙃
A breakfast of champions right there 🤤
White coffee coming up "
It was a very nice and unhurried breakfast
Thanks for the coffee |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢
Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her "
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢
Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it "
Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢
Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it
Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out"
Ok numb nuts. Make your own coffee. |
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"The usual barrister seems to be slacking this morning, so I'm on drinks duty.
What we all having?
If you ask nicely, I might whip up some breakfast too
Just coffee iv tasted your food 🤢🤪
In your dreams sunshine 🤪🤪
No its a bloody nightmare 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Here's your coffee. Made with love 🫶🏼
🤢🤢
Are you feeling ok your never this nice.....wheres wolvette gone what you done with her
I'm in a good mood. Don't get used to it
Nope dont beleive it your never nice to me..sort it out
Ok numb nuts. Make your own coffee. "
Phew thats better nice to have bitch face back |
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"...any chance of a couple of crumpets plz
A bit of morning crumpet coming right up
Awesome. Can I get a blonde 5ft n a squirt. Big boobs . And a red head. 5ft 7ish. A decent handful. With a fixation for oral.......
Oh you meant other crumpets.
I am but a mere serving wench.
Not Harry Potter
Not even magic can help me. I'm praying fur a miracle.
Until then I'll take my crumpets with cheese n jam plz
Cheese and jam on crumpets?
Haha knew you'd say that.....
Straw berry jam or similar and then cheese melted on top. ..do t knock untill you tried it. Sweet n savoury in one try "
I'm going to have to try it. I've had them with cheese and marmite which was lovely |
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️
No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though.
Licked the chocolate off 🤭"
Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜 |
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"Rooibos Tea for me. My go to in a morning or evening x
I've not heard of that before. Can you do Tetley? This is not a fancy establishment "
South African tea. The root only grows there. Has health benefits apparently. It belongs to a specific tribe over there. Nestle tried to patent it and failed. |
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️
No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though.
Licked the chocolate off 🤭
Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜"
Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want |
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"White tea, pain o chocolate and a little peace and quiet please. I'll be over here in the corner. XX
White tea is brewing. Bare with me for the pain and chocolate "
If it's no trouble, do you have a copy of today's paper? Preferably without the crossword done.
Thanks. XX |
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️
No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though.
Licked the chocolate off 🤭
Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜
Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want "
Mrs Wolves, I would like more than a bit of saliva from you. If there's any chocolate left on your lips... 😏 |
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"White tea, pain o chocolate and a little peace and quiet please. I'll be over here in the corner. XX
White tea is brewing. Bare with me for the pain and chocolate
If it's no trouble, do you have a copy of today's paper? Preferably without the crossword done.
Thanks. XX "
What do you think this is. A public library  |
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"Mint coffee with a drop of milk. No sugar. Some dark chocolate digestives. Please and thank you 👍🏾☺️
No problem lovely. I only have plain digestives though.
Licked the chocolate off 🤭
Thank you very much, Mrs Wolves. Licking the chocolate off happens. We're all guilty of that at some point 😜
Cool. As long as you don't mind a bit of saliva, you can have as many as you want
Mrs Wolves, I would like more than a bit of saliva from you. If there's any chocolate left on your lips... 😏"
Oh yes. And chin |
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By *anSMan 8 weeks ago
Shrewsbury |
"A cup of builders tea for me, strong but milky, two sugars please 🫖😊
Another one that I thought was sweet enough. Coming right up 🫖"
Nooooooo, I’ve got a helluva sweet tooth, I’d drink it without sugar, but I wouldn’t enjoy it..
I’ll have you know It takes a lot to maintain this physique of mine 🍪🍫🤣.. |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘"
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe"
Monkeys blood? |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?"
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? "
Yeah that think barely runny syrup sauce they have |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood? "
If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood?
If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know "
It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood?
If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know
It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream "
Ask the ice cream man for it, he'll give you the good stuff |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
If he's getting ice creams can I have one with monkeys blood. Cheers Joe
Monkeys blood?
Doesn't every ice-cream van have monkeys blood?
If you tell me what it is, I'll let you know
It's just a sweet red syrup (not sure if it's raspberry or strawberry) that goes on ice cream "
Ohhhhhhh 😂😂😂 |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘"
Now there's a good idea! I might get one for myself so yours makes it to you in one piece 😜😅 |
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"I'm sorted for breakfast and coffee thanks, Mrs WC! But do you need a break? What can we get you? 😊
I could just eat a 99 with strawberry sauce, if you would be so kind thank you.😘
Now there's a good idea! I might get one for myself so yours makes it to you in one piece 😜😅"
No pinching my flake 🤪🤪 |
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"Right Wolves.......... One HUGE black tea please....quick dunk of the bag. No sugar . No milk. And put it in a quiet spot ....... i'm logging off. "
Coming right up GC. The kitchens closed but I'll make an exception for you |
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