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"Please can I have, a bacon sarnie but in a buttered croissant instead of bread, with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Thank you kindly 😘 "
And if you have any cheddar, a slice on top of the bacon would be amazing, ta 😘 |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders 
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ill pass iv just got over the shits "
Charming |
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By *inkShyWoman 7 weeks ago
near Windsor |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders "
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ill pass iv just got over the shits
Charming "
Sends a cook book to ya |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x"
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣 |
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By *inkShyWoman 7 weeks ago
near Windsor |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣"
🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is! |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is!"
Can't think why. Fussy bugger 🙄😂😂😂 |
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"If you've one of them flash machines I'll have a large mocha, extra shot of espresso with squirty cream.
Failing that.. black coffee no sugar
Please and thank you "
Black coffee no sugar coming right up then 🤣 |
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"If you've one of them flash machines I'll have a large mocha, extra shot of espresso with squirty cream.
Failing that.. black coffee no sugar
Please and thank you
Black coffee no sugar coming right up then 🤣"
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Can I have you please "
Yes  but you will have to wait until I've served these peasants  |
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By *inkShyWoman 7 weeks ago
near Windsor |
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Get your orders in early. I am running low on supplies after yesterday's busy period. 🫖☕🥐🥞🥓🍞🍳
Disclaimer: I may have to improvise on some orders
Smoked salmon and scrambled egg bagel, please. With a giant mug of tea. Failing that, bacon sarnie x
I don't have any salmon on account of not liking it. I can heat up a tin of red salmon if that is acceptable 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Bacon it is!
Can't think why. Fussy bugger 🙄😂😂😂"
🤣 don't want you to stink out your kitchen 😘 |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘"
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx"
Directions .....drink quick as slow drinking can lead to stiff necks |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx"
Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx
Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up "
What kind of menu is gong on here ? |
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"Can I have my usual black coffee with a little sugar please. Is anyone cooking breakfast and room for 1 more? "
Of course. I'm on breakfast with but rations are low. You might not get what you ask for. |
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"Builders tea please and can I press you for two poached eggs on sourdough toast and diced ( not smahed) avocado …… thank you Mrs W … much appreciated… "
You certainly can. Thats what you call a breakfast |
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By *ace400Man 7 weeks ago
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"Can I have my usual black coffee with a little sugar please. Is anyone cooking breakfast and room for 1 more?
Of course. I'm on breakfast with but rations are low. You might not get what you ask for. "
I’m sure you will satisfy my needs 😜 |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx
Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up "
You make it so hard to refuse 😜 |
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"Good moaning you beautiful woman 😘👱♀️
Good moaning sexy pants 🫶🏼😘
Hearditall & I have formulated a new cold remedy based on Lemsip with the added ingredient of viagra, we've called it Pervsip and wondered if you'd put it on your menu? xx
Absolutely. We can share one over a nice chat and talk about the first thing that pops up
You make it so hard to refuse 😜"
I must have got the ratio right 🤪🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ?
I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! "
You are too kind! And i would appreciate something to wash it down with |
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ?
I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !!
You are too kind! And i would appreciate something to wash it down with "
Omg you’re a keeper … !! |
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ?
I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !! "
Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please. |
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ?
I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !!
Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please. "
Oh |
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"Mrs Wolves you can put your feet up for a moment and I’ll offer to make you breakfast and drink …. What’s your choice ?
I can highly recommend my sausage between two baps …. !!
Decaf coffee..white, 2 sweeteners please.
Oh "
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"Oh, double espresso or ristretto , if you have the time, please.
Coming right up for you ☕"
You are a legend. Thank you!
Can I get you anything while I'm out? |
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