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"North = north of the M25
South = south of the M25
South of the river Thames, there be dragons and no one has ever come back alive.
So.im im hell?? 
Since you are on my blocked list, I guess so."
So heaven then |
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"North = north of the M25
South = south of the M25
South of the river Thames, there be dragons and no one has ever come back alive.
So.im im hell?? "
It’s Eastbourne, so yes. More like a waiting room for purgatory. |
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"North = north of the M25
South = south of the M25
South of the river Thames, there be dragons and no one has ever come back alive.
So.im im hell??
It’s Eastbourne, so yes. More like a waiting room for purgatory. "
Brighton over priced london wannabe |
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"North = north of the M25
South = south of the M25
South of the river Thames, there be dragons and no one has ever come back alive.
So.im im hell??
It’s Eastbourne, so yes. More like a waiting room for purgatory.
Brighton over priced london wannabe"
You’re not wrong. |
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"North = north of the M25
South = south of the M25
South of the river Thames, there be dragons and no one has ever come back alive.
So.im im hell??
It’s Eastbourne, so yes. More like a waiting room for purgatory.
Brighton over priced london wannabe
You’re not wrong. "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
This debate is nothing new.
There's an Anglo-Saxon charter from possibly Æthelræd Unræd's reign that mentions someone as bishop for Oxford and the North - or it runs along those lines, anyway.  |
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"Northerners who like to complain about Southerners using a r sound in ‘barth’ & ‘parth’….. tell me….. how do you say can’t?"
The "harf passt" people I find odd. Shouldn't it be either haff passt or harf parst? |
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"Northerners who like to complain about Southerners using a r sound in ‘barth’ & ‘parth’….. tell me….. how do you say can’t?
The "harf passt" people I find odd. Shouldn't it be either haff passt or harf parst?"
Good point. Of course, it is harf parst 🫖 |
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"Northerners who like to complain about Southerners using a r sound in ‘barth’ & ‘parth’….. tell me….. how do you say can’t?
The "harf passt" people I find odd. Shouldn't it be either haff passt or harf parst?
Good point. Of course, it is harf parst 🫖 "
Thank you!
This is, of course, correct. |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Very English thread, you lot have a weird obsession with all that. Personally we know we live in the south of our country, where the middle,North and West are. But it doesn't matter all the same. |
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Historically, the River Trent is the beginning of the North.
When Richard of Gloucester (Richard III) was Warden of the North for his Brother Edward, his writ began on the North bank of the Trent.
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"Poor Brummies. Neither Southern nor Northern. Just floating around there.
No one wants to claim them 
They're just there 😂
Not only am I a middler, im a midlander too 😭😭😭"
Do you know any Highlanders? |
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"If it has more Greggs than Pret it's North. Although the map is more of a diagonal than a straight North/South divide."
What if I am in the south, but I prefer Greggs to pret? 🤔 Outrageous I know. |
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"If it has more Greggs than Pret it's North. Although the map is more of a diagonal than a straight North/South divide.
What if I am in the south, but I prefer Greggs to pret? 🤔 Outrageous I know."
That's your choice. I'm not a fan of Pret myself. Overhyped and overpriced. |
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"Poor Brummies. Neither Southern nor Northern. Just floating around there.
No one wants to claim them
They're just there 😂
Not only am I a middler, im a midlander too 😭😭😭"
You remind me of that time at school when you pick football teams and there's always one kid at the end, that neither side wants. That's you lot in the middle 😂 |
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I would say Coventry.
Why? Because like some Southern men on here I am beset by The Fåb Curse™. Most, if not all, of my dates have been with women from Coventry upwards (Birmingham, Manchester, Stirling, Fife...).
The south eludes me. So, yes, Coventry is the demarcation point.
This is a mystery. But then so are women. |
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"Poor Brummies. Neither Southern nor Northern. Just floating around there.
No one wants to claim them
They're just there 😂
Not only am I a middler, im a midlander too 😭😭😭
Do you know any Highlanders?"
Only 12% of the population of my town 😂 |
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In the Great British tradition of divide and conquer (yes, other nations have also done the same) I have drawn a line. Leeds is now the divide between the North and the South. There is no Midlands. Anything below Leeds is the South. Anything above Leeds is the North. Leeds itself will be split into North Leeds and South Leeds. Enjoy the civil war. May the odds be ever in your favour. |
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