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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

North West

Recently at a restaurant they had a robot bringing meals to tables. It was super cute but inefficient as the tables were too close together for effective meal delivery.

Which non-human waiter do you want to bring your meal? Justify your choice.

🤖 robot

🐨 koala

🐢 tortoise

🐐 goat

🐕 dog

🐒 monkey

🐌 snail

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By *aitonelMan 6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Dog

That is justification enough.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

A jewelled tortoise, like the one in Á Rebours, I think. A tray of canapés strapped to its shimmering shell.

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By *Effy-Woman 6 weeks ago

Scotland

Umm, the robot sounds like the most hygienic way. But the monkey comes in close second, only because it's my favourite animal.

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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago

near Windsor

🤖 robot ❌️ creepy

🐨 koala ✔️ cute, could provide cuddles, I can ignore any diseases

🐢 tortoise ❌️ will get cold

🐐 goat ❌️ does Parkour, too much spillage

🐕 dog ❌️ licks arse and bollocks

🐒 monkey ❌️ flings shit

🐌 snail ❌️ die of starvation

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

🐌 so I can keep sending the food back very slowly when it arrives cold. Could be there all night. Would still leave a good tip for the snail though.

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By *oeBeansMan 6 weeks ago

Derby

I mean, it has to be the robot. The animal lovers will probably block me, but they're filthy and gross and I don't want them anywhere near my food... The animals aren't great either!

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"🐌 so I can keep sending the food back very slowly when it arrives cold. Could be there all night. Would still leave a good tip for the snail though. "

Snails hide their tips at the slightest provocation. They've obviously encountered management.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Where was this

Ive only seen clips of it in japan so im going for the robot

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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago

near Windsor

I like the rollercoaster delivery in Alton Towers

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

North West


"

🤖 robot ❌️ creepy

🐨 koala ✔️ cute, could provide cuddles, I can ignore any diseases

🐢 tortoise ❌️ will get cold

🐐 goat ❌️ does Parkour, too much spillage

🐕 dog ❌️ licks arse and bollocks

🐒 monkey ❌️ flings shit

🐌 snail ❌️ die of starvation

"

The robot in the restaurant was kinda like a big WALL-E so it wasn’t creepy 😍

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds


"🐌 so I can keep sending the food back very slowly when it arrives cold. Could be there all night. Would still leave a good tip for the snail though.

Snails hide their tips at the slightest provocation. They've obviously encountered management."

At least they don’t have far to go come end of their shift.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

North West


"I mean, it has to be the robot. The animal lovers will probably block me, but they're filthy and gross and I don't want them anywhere near my food... The animals aren't great either!"

Joe, you’re taking this entirely too seriously 🤔🤣

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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago

near Windsor


"

🤖 robot ❌️ creepy

🐨 koala ✔️ cute, could provide cuddles, I can ignore any diseases

🐢 tortoise ❌️ will get cold

🐐 goat ❌️ does Parkour, too much spillage

🐕 dog ❌️ licks arse and bollocks

🐒 monkey ❌️ flings shit

🐌 snail ❌️ die of starvation

The robot in the restaurant was kinda like a big WALL-E so it wasn’t creepy 😍"

Hmmm, may have to rethink then!

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 6 weeks ago

London

Robot

All choices are risky. The robot is the most predictable and reliable.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

North West


"Where was this

Ive only seen clips of it in japan so im going for the robot"

A restaurant in Chinatown in Manchester

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I have James Corden bring my food?

I will then hurl suitable abuse at the cunty fellow as is apparently his proclivity towards restaurant staff 😃👍🏻

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By *inkShyWoman 6 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Can I have James Corden bring my food?

I will then hurl suitable abuse at the cunty fellow as is apparently his proclivity towards restaurant staff 😃👍🏻

"

😂 only if you order an omelette

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By *oeBeansMan 6 weeks ago

Derby


"I mean, it has to be the robot. The animal lovers will probably block me, but they're filthy and gross and I don't want them anywhere near my food... The animals aren't great either!

Joe, you’re taking this entirely too seriously 🤔🤣"

My food is a serious matter, Julie! 😂

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Goat, obvs. Good height for carrying plates on their backs on some kinda harness, plus they can carry napkins on their horns

Mrs TMN x

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Goat 😄

They take no shit

I spent an afternoon recently feeding and looking after Pygmy goats 🥰

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Where was this

Ive only seen clips of it in japan so im going for the robot

A restaurant in Chinatown in Manchester"

wow thats amazing

The ones i saw in.the.japan forum not that ive ever been there had a wide range of knowlege im hoping to go to one of tjeir restaurants one day

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By *ampireWolvesMan 6 weeks ago

Essex


"Recently at a restaurant they had a robot bringing meals to tables. It was super cute but inefficient as the tables were too close together for effective meal delivery.

Which non-human waiter do you want to bring your meal? Justify your choice.

🤖 robot

🐨 koala

🐢 tortoise

🐐 goat

🐕 dog

🐒 monkey

🐌 snail

"

What about a 🐼!?! Surely I don’t need to explain why! It’s a panda!

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

North West


"Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫"

And they’d be eating the tablecloths! But it would be exceedingly entertaining 😁

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

And they’d be eating the tablecloths! But it would be exceedingly entertaining 😁"

I really want to experience Goat Yoga. That looks weirdly fun 😁😁

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫"

My granddom

amd.grandfaughtrr favourite amimal is goat

You should

of heard them when they found.out it was there dads favourite mest to eat

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By *ensuallover1000Man 6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫My granddom

amd.grandfaughtrr favourite amimal is goat

You should

of heard them when they found.out it was there dads favourite mest to eat"

😱 Poor goats 😭😜 I don’t think I’ve ever tried goat meat (not knowingly at least).

I’ve certainly tried goats milk and cheese though.

They’re one of my personal favourite animals to😃

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Whoaaah - all you folks saying goats; They’ll not be content serving unless they’re stood atop the table. Or possibly upon your backs.

What is it with goats and having to stand on top of things? 😵‍💫😵‍💫My granddom

amd.grandfaughtrr favourite amimal is goat

You should

of heard them when they found.out it was there dads favourite mest to eat

😱 Poor goats 😭😜 I don’t think I’ve ever tried goat meat (not knowingly at least).

I’ve certainly tried goats milk and cheese though.

They’re one of my personal favourite animals to😃"

fainting goats are the best thing ever⁶

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