I'm not a bad cook/baker. I can turn my hand to anything, and like to experiment. I'm pretty good at pizza, having perfected recipes over the last 10 years or so. I recently tried the proper Sicilian variety, and it was absolutely wonderful! In fact, the totally disproportionate ratio of taste/heathly eating has meant we are limiting them to once a month!
When the Wife's regular gentleman callers visit, I'm often cooking their dinner whilst they're having fun. The poor things are starving afterwards, so it's only right to feed them. I've done Lasagne for them, the aforementioned Sicilian pizza, an authentic traditional Tagliatelle (no tinned tomatoes, thanks!) and god knows what else.
For another of her Gentleman callers, I bake something for the two of them to have during their break, be it Chelsea Buns, Angel Food Cake or just a plain, old Genoise sponge.
She gets sex, I get the chance to bake. Given all the guys she's screwed, I'm probably just short of a bloody Michelin star!!  |
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