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By *nerge OP Man 1 week ago
Hull |
Anyone left, (or found) a black pair of M&S panties in a lay-by off the Fosse Way A429 just north of Morton-in-Marsh. I saw them, lovely juices in the gusset, but was unable to pick up as I had my Mrs in the car. |
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First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing? |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?"
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief. |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief."
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮 |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?"
Glad im not the only one who was thinking this. I cant even read the info on my label on my boxers without ot being 6inches away from my face 😂
Also why we calling them panties? Are we not British? Do we not use the term knickers anymore? |
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By *inkShyWoman 6 days ago
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?"
Perhaps they were surrounded by an unwanted surplus of M&S picky bits, and packaging? 🤔😂 |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief.
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮"
I haven't even got there.
If you're taking a sly look without being caught by your spouse, you haven't seen the details the OP says. This is "shit that never happened" territory. |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief.
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮
I haven't even got there.
If you're taking a sly look without being caught by your spouse, you haven't seen the details the OP says. This is "shit that never happened" territory."
Yep, fantasy, looking at the OPs posting history I'd say he has a panty/knicker fetish |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief.
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮
I haven't even got there.
If you're taking a sly look without being caught by your spouse, you haven't seen the details the OP says. This is "shit that never happened" territory.
Yep, fantasy, looking at the OPs posting history I'd say he has a panty/knicker fetish"
I write fiction too. But you need to make it plausible 😂 |
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief.
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮"
Yeah, I feel a bit ill 😅 |
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"Not panties related but clothing, I phoned the Mrs at work and said I’m washing my favourite T shirt what setting should I use? She replied what does it say on your T shirt? I said Pink Floyd lol"
haha good one  |
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I've just checked the online Ordnance Survey maps (Crown Copyright™ ⚜️) and spoken to a chum at the Highways Agency — I can confirm there is no such lay-by off the Fosse Way, A429.
Seriously, some of the things I have to do that mimics "BBC Verify©".
Worse still the OP's totally ruined the mystique of Morton-in-Marsh for me. It's such a quaint and idyllic part of The Cotswolds. |
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"I've just checked the online Ordnance Survey maps (Crown Copyright™ ⚜️) and spoken to a chum at the Highways Agency — I can confirm there is no such lay-by off the Fosse Way, A429.
Seriously, some of the things I have to do that mimics "BBC Verify©".
Worse still the OP's totally ruined the mystique of Morton-in-Marsh for me. It's such a quaint and idyllic part of The Cotswolds."
Perhaps the ‘marsh’ bit explains the alleged soggy knickers. |
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"Can't a woman pish her knickers in peace without it being plastered all over the internet nowadays. Ffs. "
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The OP said "panties" and not knickers.
Goodness me, not a day goes by when a newbie woman starts throwing inaccuracies like confetti. 
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"First thing that came into my mind that if you had the missus in the car, how you got close enough to know the brand and what was in the gusset, without your missus seeing and wondering what the hell you were doing?
Yeah, I'm struggling to suspend my disbelief.
The mind boggles as to the levels of depravity needed to actually consider picking up a strangers dirty knickers, presumably as wanking material. 🤮
I haven't even got there.
If you're taking a sly look without being caught by your spouse, you haven't seen the details the OP says. This is "shit that never happened" territory.
Yep, fantasy, looking at the OPs posting history I'd say he has a panty/knicker fetish
I write fiction too. But you need to make it plausible 😂"
Shit! I was half way down the M6 in the hope of rich pickings in Cotswold lay-by’s.
I am having to turn round now and head back north!  |
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