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"Director, they usually walk away unscathed and With a nice pay check
Cast, not production! "
Oh then generic back ground extra right at the start of the movie that has nothing to do with the polt |
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The underdog.
Survives the whole film, cracking jokes and generally loved by all, only to be brutally killed in a freak out of nowhere accident just as you (the veiwers) think the film is over and the heroes all survived. |
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"The one who doesn't die.
The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣"
Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜 |
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"I reckon I'd end up the killer, not young enough to be the hero 🤷🏽♂️"
We need new stories. You can be the hero and one of the young ones can be the villain. Maybe they are brainwashed by Chatgpt? |
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"The one who doesn't die.
The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣
Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜"
Ahhhh but did you account for tripping over nothing while running away? |
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"The one who doesn't die.
The one that doesn't want to do the most always ends up dead first 🤣
Not me. I won't be entering the haunted house. Splitting up is always a bad idea. Dark rooms, alleyways, low lighting is a bad idea. Headphones on and not being aware of my surroundings is a bad idea. Bathing with an electrical device nearby is a bad idea. I'm not getting caught out. 😜
Ahhhh but did you account for tripping over nothing while running away?"
Of course! I'm good on my feet. Anti-Slip Shoes (or ASS for short). This is why horror films are actually comedies. |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭"
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one. |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one."
😂😂😂😂 I’ve never felt so much love for the woke mob more than at this moment! |
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By *Effy- OP Woman 6 days ago
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"The one who is trying to run away but keeps stumbling and falling over all the non existent objects...the one you wanna scream at through the screen 😂😂 "
This would probably be me. Or the one antagonising the the scary dude with a knife, then act surprised when I get stabbed 🤣 |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one."
I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂 |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.
I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂"
I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.
A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive? |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.
I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂
I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.
A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?"
Need to be more fab focused…
I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.
A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams! |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.
I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂
I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.
A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?
Need to be more fab focused…
I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.
A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams!"
We're going to need more swingers. |
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"The token ethnic friend who dies first
The token ethnic friend AND the hot one. Yeah, the odds are stacked against you 😬
And who said pretty privilege was a thing? 😭
You could survive. Token ethnic friend who's hot has a high survival rate. The woke mob won't allow you to be killed and the fans need eye candy for the sequel. You could be the chosen one.
I like the way you think, can we get this to a director, ASAP? 😂
I Know What You Lifted Last Summer starring Joe Beans.
A group of gym influencers are trapped in a state of the art AI gym on an island and there's a killer on the loose. A livestream feed is active and the world is watching. Who will survive?
Need to be more fab focused…
I Know What You Did Last Social… starring Joe and Shams.
A bunch of swingers trapped by a vampire talking about Burger King and Metal festivals bleeding their ears as a source of blood! Enter Joe and Shams!
We're going to need more swingers."
And if you’re at sea… you’re gonna need a bigger boat! |
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I'm a natural psycho so I'd have to be the guy who... well, you know. Sure, I die at the end. but I have the most fun.
Also, no one remembers the names of the victims. But they all remember mine! Muhahaha... |
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The bad ass bitch who kills the baddie. Who then gets in her car to drive off into the sunset to live happily ever after, not realising baddie’s accomplice is knelt down on the back seat, waiting.
*insert spooky music*
D’oh! 🤦🏻♀️ |
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"The one who is trying to run away but keeps stumbling and falling over all the non existent objects...the one you wanna scream at through the screen 😂😂
This would probably be me. Or the one antagonising the the scary dude with a knife, then act surprised when I get stabbed 🤣"
Or the one who goes into the creepy, dark basement when they hear a noise
Yep, that's me  |
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