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I learned that I can hold my temper to impressive levels when a former manager spends three days trying to get a rise out of me
I cannot guarantee it lasting the week but I’ve learned I have more patience than I thought |
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"I learned that I can hold my temper to impressive levels when a former manager spends three days trying to get a rise out of me
I cannot guarantee it lasting the week but I’ve learned I have more patience than I thought "
Learning from Yoda you have 🤣 |
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By *onin25 OP Man 4 days ago
Durham |
"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow.
Did your hand fly off during a particularly aggressive wank?"
It hit off the most spectacular erection, harder than a brick. Either that or I hit it off a door handle |
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That if my boss asks if I need anything from town and I tell him a unicorn, that he brings back cherry rum marzipan chocolates.
And also that all of those things are better individually than all smashed together 💜 |
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"That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant.
How so? "
It seems that once you reach a certain age you no longer have a valid opinion and it's just classed as " moaning "
As in " oh just ignore dad he's just moaning about something again "
Seems odd that if I said that I'd get moaned at ! |
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"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?
Well I sucked up her nectar first, and then performed in a position I'd never even heard of before today. "
What was it? And did you announce it first? …”I’m about to do a reverse maryland…”* |
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"I learnt how to fuck in the butterfly position. flitting? Or sucking up her nectar?
Well I sucked up her nectar first, and then performed in a position I'd never even heard of before today.
What was it? And did you announce it first? …”I’m about to do a reverse maryland…”*"
The butterfly, she suggested it. I had no idea what she was talking about. I guess there are images/videos on various search engines. 🦋 |
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"That I'm invisible and practically irrelevant.
How so?
It seems that once you reach a certain age you no longer have a valid opinion and it's just classed as " moaning "
As in " oh just ignore dad he's just moaning about something again "
Seems odd that if I said that I'd get moaned at !"
I like this your so right |
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Yesterday I did.
Dont lend someone on site your impact drill just as you are putting everything away. Even though it is a nice thing to do, being helpful and all that.
The dickhead broke it.
Seriously pissed off but he'll have to buy me a new one.
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By *rnicaMan 3 days ago
Cork, Kerry, Waterford and surrounds |
I learned today that the word Kangaroo is aboriginal for "I don't know".
As in...
Ted: "Hey Ned. What the fuck is that big red thing bouncing across the yard?"
Ned: "I don't know" 🤷🏼♂️
Fact. |
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"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow. "
I've done this putting rubbish in the wheelie bin with one hand, wasn't quick enough and.... OUCH!!! |
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"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow. "
I’ve learnt that you can hit a ladies vulvar nerve and make it tingle the same as if you you stick your cock up her arse  |
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"I've learnt that you can hit your wrist in a way that makes your ulnar nerve tingle the same way as if you hit your elbow.
I’ve learnt that you can hit a ladies vulvar nerve and make it tingle the same as if you you stick your cock up her arse "
Ffs 🙈😂😂😂😂😂 |
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