Good folks 👋🏻😃
Fear not! - This is not a decidedly crass thread pertaining to some undisclosed and ghastly genital disease but rather the term colloquially employed to describe the commonly reported dull, testicular ache that occurs when a very aroused chap doesn’t get to jettison his erm….’cargo’.
So….
Penis bearers: Have you experienced this phenomenon?
Ladies: Is there are female equivalent? (Please describe the symptoms if so) 👍🏻👍🏻 |
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Why not just have a wank?
The whole blue balls thing is kinda off-putting, like they are looking for anything to ejaculate into to relive the supposed "blue balls"
Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.
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"I’ll never be able to watch another cum shot video without picturing the semen as mini paratroopers parachuting into battle.
As a woman, you do get a clit throb.
That may be similar.
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I always bark military orders at my unruly troops; ‘Forward march men!’ and ‘Charge!!!’ |
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"Why not just have a wank?
The whole blue balls thing is kinda off-putting, like they are looking for anything to ejaculate into to relive the supposed "blue balls"
Did you know when we shave our pussy and get no action a unicorn dies.
Mrs "
I shave my balls….this apparently causes Fairy genocide unless one chants, ‘I do believe in fairies…I do, I do!’ whilst doing so… |
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"I’ll never be able to watch another cum shot video without picturing the semen as mini paratroopers parachuting into battle.
As a woman, you do get a clit throb.
That may be similar.
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😂 God bless those guys dropping into enemy territory |
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"Fanny flutters.
Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though. "
Fanny flutters: It evokes such delightful images of a vulva…with butterfly wings….in a cottage garden 🥰🥰😜 |
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By *Effy-Woman 4 days ago
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"Fanny flutters.
Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though.
Fanny flutters: It evokes such delightful images of a vulva…with butterfly wings….in a cottage garden 🥰🥰😜"
If only it was that pretty in real life. |
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"Have you ever experienced it OP?
I've always wondered if it causes actual discomfort or it's a line."
In truth, I can only recall ever experiencing it on one occasion.
The sensation was a bit like a mild toothache….but centred on the ballacks.
That’s an admittedly terrible description 😵💫😵💫 Sorry 😜🥰 |
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By *eliWoman 4 days ago
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"Have you ever experienced it OP?
I've always wondered if it causes actual discomfort or it's a line.
In truth, I can only recall ever experiencing it on one occasion.
The sensation was a bit like a mild toothache….but centred on the ballsacks.
That’s an admittedly terrible description 😵💫😵💫 Sorry 😜🥰"
Ha, no. It's beautiful imagery, really appreciate it. 🥰
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"Fanny flutters.
Or sometimes I get an "ache" when I'm really turned on and seems to subside after orgasm. I'm not sure if this is just a me thing though.
You're not alone with the ache "
Funnily enough, I had an ex who complained of a sort of ache ‘downstairs’ whenever she was aroused.
Only penetration could sate her - she preferred oral sex and other forms of sexual touch afterwards.
It was a bit like having desert followed by the main course I suppose (what a godawful analogy eh? I’m really struggling with my descriptions today!) 😵💫😵💫🫢
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"I also get achy downstairs when I'm turned on and don't get release, but it just subsides and goes away after a bit. "
Ahhh….I’m seeing a pattern here.
I must hasten to ascribe a scientific name to this phenomenon and get myself an place amongst the scientific community. ‘Frustrated Fanny’ sounds rather nifty doesn’t it? 😜 |
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