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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies. |
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"Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
Please can I be referee!!!
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies."
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By *agic.MMan 3 days ago
Kent/London |
"Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies."
I'm sorry are you saying you want me to slap you with my cock over your face? 😐 |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies.
I'm sorry are you saying you want me to slap you with my cock over your face? 😐"
Definitely not, it’s cock on cock, no faces will be harmed. |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Are we allowed to dodge the attacking todge?
Or must we stand still and take the full brunt of the opponents throbbing member?"
No dodging of the todge is allowed! If you dodge, you’re disqualified |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Referee steps in!! No dodging allowed
Thanks ref, good call. No need for VAR on this one, we have a keen eyed ref
Although I think we should have VAR just to double check via slow motion replay"
Oh alright then! One for the ladies, but no zooming in on the boys squirming faces |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Loving the idea OP, where ever did you come up with this lol"
I was working from home and it suddenly dawned on me, what the hell am I doing with my life, I need a new challenge and came up with this. I think it’s a winner. |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Oooh will there be corners like in boxing?
And walk on music?
Will there be a homoerotic face off before the
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Red and blue corners. Just like boxing.
Walk on music is optional. No pyrotechnics.
Definitely no homoerotic face offs |
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"Oooh will there be corners like in boxing?
And walk on music?
Will there be a homoerotic face off before the
Red and blue corners. Just like boxing.
Walk on music is optional. No pyrotechnics.
Definitely no homoerotic face offs"
No kisses like Chisora? Proper mind game that. |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Oooh will there be corners like in boxing?
And walk on music?
Will there be a homoerotic face off before the
Red and blue corners. Just like boxing.
Walk on music is optional. No pyrotechnics.
Definitely no homoerotic face offs
No kisses like Chisora? Proper mind game that."
He’s a master… no, no kissing and definitely no Chisora, he’d win very easily |
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"Oooh will there be corners like in boxing?
And walk on music?
Will there be a homoerotic face off before the
Red and blue corners. Just like boxing.
Walk on music is optional. No pyrotechnics.
Definitely no homoerotic face offs"
Bagsys Survivor - Eye of the tiger! |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Do we have to use our own cocks or can you take a swing with someone else's? "
You can’t bring along a cock, it’s got to be your own, that would bring all sorts of corruption into the game and we don’t need that |
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By *F25Man 3 days ago
kent |
"whos taking the first round? who against who?
There will be a draw after the channel 4 news, live. I’ve not got presenters yet, I need to sort that "
i heard phil and holly are free for this |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"whos taking the first round? who against who?
There will be a draw after the channel 4 news, live. I’ve not got presenters yet, I need to sort that i heard phil and holly are free for this"
Phil would defo be up for it. Not sure I’d trust him round all these cocks though. Ben Shepard would do it, he’s on everything |
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By *vaRoseWoman 3 days ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I volunteer to put the balls into ice baths after the match 😈
We’ve got ourselves a physio! You’re hired too. But not too much ice. Go easy "
Since when does any sports therapist go easy? Pffft
I wanna watch them squirm |
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By *F25Man 3 days ago
kent |
"whos taking the first round? who against who?
There will be a draw after the channel 4 news, live. I’ve not got presenters yet, I need to sort that i heard phil and holly are free for this
Phil would defo be up for it. Not sure I’d trust him round all these cocks though. Ben Shepard would do it, he’s on everything "
Ben it is lol |
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"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?"
I'll have to contact channel 4 to see if this one will be as popular! |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"I volunteer to put the balls into ice baths after the match 😈
We’ve got ourselves a physio! You’re hired too. But not too much ice. Go easy
Since when does any sports therapist go easy? Pffft
I wanna watch them squirm"
Only if you’re fully qualified? We don’t need no cowboy ice cube handlers! You could hurt someone |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
I'll have to contact channel 4 to see if this one will be as popular!"
Get on the phone. Referee / Communications director. Get us some presenters too if you can, we’ve got Ben Shepard so far but he can’t do it all on his own |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Ps no dildos, sorry ladies.
Discrimination!!
If I can't compete, I volunteer to be ring girl.
Yes yes yes! We need ring girls! You’re hired.
Yes 💪"
I can’t promise big bucks… you do this kind of thing for the love of the game though |
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"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In"
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!! |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Curious what are the rules.
Do you hold cock and swipe
Are you hands tied
Is there a no restriction area
What happens if you do a Tyson and nibble by mistake 🤔 "
You slap your cock down on your opponents… dead hard. Taking turns till one person submits.
No biting allowed, it’s strictly cock on cock |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago
Scotland |
"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!!"
I have a special technique just bear with! |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!!
I have a special technique just bear with! "
Woahh. Hold your horses! You’re the corner girl. How the hell are we going to know what round it is if you start boob bashing? |
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"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!!
I have a special technique just bear with! "
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By *Effy-Woman 3 days ago
Scotland |
"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!!
I have a special technique just bear with!
Woahh. Hold your horses! You’re the corner girl. How the hell are we going to know what round it is if you start boob bashing?"
I thought i was minge mashing?! |
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"Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies."
Is this like the cock magic episode of South Park? |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"In the name of equality we'll have to have a women's version where you slap each other with your boobs.
I guess we'll call it boob bashing ?
What about minge mashing?
In
In the blue corner, the Scottish nutcracker. You don't Eff with her, she Effs with you! It's...Effy!!!
I have a special technique just bear with!
Woahh. Hold your horses! You’re the corner girl. How the hell are we going to know what round it is if you start boob bashing?
I thought i was minge mashing?! "
I’ve no idea what minge mashing is but it sounds interesting, maybe we can have a bit of that in between rounds. can you minge mash and hold up a round card? |
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"whos taking the first round? who against who?
Jungle Vip v/s Tactile please  
Then, UF25 v/s Fuckme12 ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Windmill's his semi-on towards his opponent, its a helmet on helmet blow. 🌬️"
Can we get back to the cock fighting? Did I win? My opponent's gone AWOL. |
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By *rman82 OP Man 3 days ago
Manchester |
"Idea for a new game, cock fighting! Calm down all you PETA nuts, this is strictly humans, no animals will be harmed. I’m thinking we get a load of cocks and have a scrap, one on one, knock out! Winner takes all. You take turns, get a smack each, a bit like that weird slapping game where you submit when you can’t take anymore. Who is up for it?
And don’t worry if you’re not local, we can host it in the midlands so it’s fairly central for everyone.
Ps no dildos, sorry ladies.
Is this like the cock magic episode of South Park?"
I’ll google it! It’s my idea though with a bit of help from the referee! No plagiarism has taken place in the creation of this spectacle |
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"whos taking the first round? who against who?
Jungle Vip v/s Tactile please
Then, UF25 v/s Fuckme12 ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Windmill's his semi-on towards his opponent, its a helmet on helmet blow. 🌬️
Can we get back to the cock fighting? Did I win? My opponent's gone AWOL. "
Ur location is awesome hahahahahahaa.
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