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By *heikyerbouti OP Man 3 days ago

Leicester

Nice spread...

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 3 days ago

Bristol

White meat? Or dark..

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By *ino200Man 3 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

I'll have another one please

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By *dgin3Man 3 days ago

Cumbria

Someone's fingered that

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By *ornyperv100Man 3 days ago

Paddock wood

Are you stuffed or could you fit some more meat in.

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man 3 days ago

Kingswood

Can I eat some more?

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By *leasuresharerMan 3 days ago

southampton

It looks like a prawn

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By *hinstrapMan 3 days ago

sheffield

Can I get another portion?

The meats well tasty?

Check out the juices running out of that

I love a bit of breast

Do you want some meat?

I think I'll have the chocolate starfish for afters

Imagine all the people who have touched that

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By *orkshireloversCouple 3 days ago

manchester

Can I have another sausage

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By *ace400Man 3 days ago

near knock

Oh finger food

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By *incs HubbyMan 3 days ago

Bourne

I think my mates want to come back for seconds love

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By *ace400Man 3 days ago

near knock

Look at all that cream

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That person has double dipped.

I really don’t like crabs

Fancy a nibble?

I’m going back for seconds

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By *ynNicksxoxoCouple 3 days ago

Kings lynn

Tastes a bit salty 🤭

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By *actile TensionMan 3 days ago

Sussex

Is that cottage cheese?

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By *ndyswuk1972Man 3 days ago

Coleford

I do enjoy a dip!

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By *elix SightedMan 3 days ago

Cloud 8

Phew, there’s a pong coming off that.

I’ll just dip my sausage in this and let the next person in.

Oh my goodness, dear, have you had the crab puffs?

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By *adyLover56Man 3 days ago

Wisbech

Are you shaven or hairy?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 3 days ago

Maidstone

All you can eat

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By *ilverFoxLovesOralMan 3 days ago

Bath

Time for some seconds 😋

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Is that cottage cheese?"

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By *otsossieMan 3 days ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Are you sure that’s still ok to eat? It’s been out a while.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 days ago

The Deep Dark Woods

That's quite a smelly and ripe one

I'm sure you could squeeze in another sausage

Fancy a finger? (sandwich)

Have you washed your hands?

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By *ulldog_71Man 3 days ago

Sedgefield

That pie is delicious

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By *gMineheadMan 3 days ago

Minehead

Would you like some more of that?

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By *ulldog_71Man 3 days ago

Sedgefield

Would you like some cream on that

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By *ohn 66Man 3 days ago

South Birmingham

Excuse me, the queue is going this way

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By *haguar84Man 3 days ago

north

Tuck in.

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By *haguar84Man 3 days ago

north

Help yourself

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By *eeman1200Man 3 days ago

Paulton Nr Bristol

hot

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By *unxxx9911Man 3 days ago

Redhill

Great melons, and that looks like a great pear too.

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By *ilva69Man 3 days ago

stockport

Napkin? Bit of mayo on your lip.

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Squeeze harder, then it will come out.

Pop that in your mouth, dearie

That’s a good spread

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By *onjoliveMan 3 days ago

South Coast

Mind if I squeeze in here….

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By *oyboxcouple1Couple 3 days ago

Kilmarnock

That smells amazing cant wait to eat

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By *olteMan 3 days ago

second right and follow the road round

Let’s hurry cos coronation street starts soon.

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By *otNSweetCouple 3 days ago

Glasgow

That didn’t taste right, I won’t be back

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By *Rule_DFILMan 3 days ago

side you

Have you tried the cream pie

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 days ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That’s a big one

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By *iaisonseekerMan 3 days ago

Liverpool

Would you like a roll?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 3 days ago

London

So many options. Where do I start first?

It's dripping down my mouth.

This tastes familiar.

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By *onin25Man 3 days ago

Durham

Sorry I've dripped all over

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By *enk15Man 3 days ago

Evesham

Ewww... squid rings

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 3 days ago

cirencester

Do you like finger food

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By *H7in5Man 3 days ago

Chesterfield

Nice melons

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By *ensualDivaWoman 3 days ago

Galway, Mayo

It looked more appetising in the pictures

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By *luboyoMan 3 days ago

North West / Birmingham

Are you supposed to drink that or is it for your fingers?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 3 days ago

Hatfield

Those melons look nice …

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By *idnightcowboy69Man 3 days ago

cirencester

Don't eat the grapes

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By *H7in5Man 3 days ago

Chesterfield

Do you think it will stretch?

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By *rispy KremeMan 3 days ago

wolves

I didn't expect to be this full

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By *007ManMan 3 days ago

Worthing

Nice filling in this.

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan 3 days ago

Staffs

Everything looks so good, i'm going to have to loosen my belt for this.

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By *idnightWalrusMan 3 days ago

Surrey

You can go back for seconds, right

I want to try a little bit of everything

Keep going, I’m almost full

This is messy, but worth it

I didn’t think I could handle this much

You’re definitely my favorite option here

I need a minute before dessert

That was surprisingly satisfying

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By *heekychopperMan 3 days ago

Swansea

give me two minutes and I will be ready to go up again!

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 days ago

(User no longer on site)

Check out the size of this cocktail sausage.

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By *ourpornfixMan 3 days ago

East Cheshire

I knew it would be a good evening when I saw the pineapple.

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By *ino200Man 3 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Can i have sauce on that please

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By *andleit1980Man 3 days ago

BRISTOL

Dip a finger in and taste

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By *eresaAndDanCouple 3 days ago

Mansfield

Not a fan of that cheese

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 3 days ago

Coventry

I'll have a bit of everything

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By *otlovefun42Couple 3 days ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Can I have another finger roll please.

I never expected Doner Kebab.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman 3 days ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I've never tasted something so good before...

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan 3 days ago

Staffs

Who doesn't like a good spit roast?

I'm sure someone will clean up the cream pies

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By *H7in5Man 3 days ago

Chesterfield

I didn't realise you could fit so much in your mouth...

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By *ino200Man 3 days ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

Do you think i can fit another one in .

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By *howtime100Man 3 days ago

Stirlingshire

Very enjoyable but now my fingers are all sticky

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By *aughtyNymphsCouple 3 days ago

Gosport

Can't beat an all you can eat

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