What delights are on your status feed this evening, as those excitable perverts get revved up for the weekend?
I have someone asking for a lift, someone else seeking all the VWE guys and the usual array of pictures of rotting minge corpses. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 2 days ago
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Someone is free for exactly 1 hour (I’m guessing the wife has popped out)
Someone can’t wait to see Debbie finally in the flesh
And the worst of all is the guy off to the physio tomorrow who always gets rock hard when he gets a massage from him
Then there’s the usual array of knob pics, assholes and adverts for a blow job |
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"What delights are on your status feed this evening, as those excitable perverts get revved up for the weekend?
I have someone asking for a lift, someone else seeking all the VWE guys and the usual array of pictures of rotting minge corpses."
Rotting minge corpses 😂😂
Don't make me look!! 🤢
What perplexes me is, if everyone's local feed is as dire, and the fab rule of long distance attraction also applies, then which alternative universe is the local feed from?! In fact, don't tell me. I want to keep well away haha
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"My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining."
So delighted I bothered. It’s just the usual graphic sausage and mash. |
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In a surprising and innovative development, a woman is offering to let men watch her and her friend apply fake tan and fake eyelashes.
In a less surprising and innovative development, she is asking the men to pay for it and bring it to her. |
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A wife is away so she wants to send her sub hubby to suck someone's cock and record it for her.
Another wife is married to a sissy cuck, she is looking for a lover to live with. The hubby will live with them too, as their sissy maid. No time wasters please. Only serious offers.
A "hijabi slut" is looking for guys for anal gangbang because she wants to remain a virgin for her Muslim fiancee.
A couple apparently had a blindfolded gangbang yesterday and whoever came should verify them or they won't be invited to the next one. The profile only joined this morning. She since did a pregnancy test and is overjoyed as positive.
The pièce de résistance is a 23 yrs old "cum slut" who wants guys to drop off condoms full of cum to an anonymous location so she can drink it.
I swear the local updates are more and more unhinged. |
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Loads of verification updates, someone referring to their pussy as a " playground now open for fun" (names redacted). So cringey a bit of vomit came up 🤮
Another person stating "let the drinking begin" sounds like my type of lady x
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By *ylvieMWoman 2 days ago
Aylesbury |
Could really do with a bj..
A bloke complaining women want a chat first when this is a fuck site and wants to get down to business straight away
A bloke looking for women for throat fucking, anal, pain exploration
A man has posted a picture that he has uploaded every day for 2 weeks now.
New nipple piercings
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Someone looking for an electrician, another looking for someone with a car jack broken down. I think my local updates list is full of people that think they're putting a card in the newsagent window |
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By *mily36CWoman 2 days ago
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"My age range setting means zero local updates. Blissful. I may pop onto my couples accounts to see if there’s anything entertaining."
Haha same as this ^^^ makes it peacefully clear  |
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