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Cleanliness is next to godliness so they say.
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Does anybody really turn up to a meet and not be clean.
And if not, do they declare it.
Just in case, I consider myself to be clean, except after a run when I am sweaty.
If you have just had sex with somebody are you no longer clean, that could be awkward. |
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My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud  |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud "
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!? |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?"
Do they shower on UFOs. |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?"
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂 |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂"
When’s the wedding? |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂"
Haha oh my!! Did he seem at all normal prior to meeting?
And what was your answer!?  |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂"
he`s a keeper  |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂
Haha oh my!! Did he seem at all normal prior to meeting?
And what was your answer!? "
Absolutely normal i was concerned he was having a mentyb or on drugs and it was a no to the mask although he had put some effort into it  |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂
Haha oh my!! Did he seem at all normal prior to meeting?
And what was your answer!?
Absolutely normal i was concerned he was having a mentyb or on drugs and it was a no to the mask although he had put some effort into it "
Okay then....👀😵💫 That is a weird story. |
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By *ino200Man 2 days ago
Bournemouth,london and Sienna |
"Does anybody really turn up to a meet and not be clean.
And if not, do they declare it.
Just in case, I consider myself to be clean, except after a run when I am sweaty.
If you have just had sex with somebody are you no longer clean, that could be awkward. "
exactly a gangbang omg the sweat and spunk everywhere after the first hole ,guess the gangbangers just dont care |
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We had a regular friend who turned up to meet us on my birthday at a club. He had to come straight from work and I could smell sweat 🤢🤢
We made our excuses and never saw him again. Sounds harsh as he was always so clean, but the smell just killed it. |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂"
Was he called Angelos, owned a burger van somewhere in the North East and displayed an unhealthy obsession with Ulrika Jonsson? |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂
Was he called Angelos, owned a burger van somewhere in the North East and displayed an unhealthy obsession with Ulrika Jonsson? "
You know what he did weirdly reassemble him with the glasses and anorak |
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"My first stop on getting home after a meet is the shower unless ive had one there,yeah you're all a sweaty mess after sex usually.
I've been pretty lucky everyone I've met so far has looked and smelt clean.
Apart from the social with the ufo guy who was covered in mud
I feel I want to know more about this UFO guy!?
It was the nuttiest meet I've ever had,He looked like he had been mud wrestling when he turned up,at Starbucks.
Had a massive bag of charity shop buys that he proceeded to show me...kept going on about 🛸 ruling the world and then pulled a furry mask out asking if I'd wear it 😂
Was he called Angelos, owned a burger van somewhere in the North East and displayed an unhealthy obsession with Ulrika Jonsson? "
That is very specific and unsettling. Former work colleague? |
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I’ve had someone come to meet me straight from work (on the previous site I was on - not this site!) and they had travelled from Bristol. They absolutely hummed of BO.
Thankfully it was just a social, but I never met him again. |
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By *CExeCouple 2 days ago
Hong-Kong/Exeter |
Not a Fab meet, but had a social drink with a female client in Liverpool last year. Absolutely stank of bo and stale fags. I was sitting across a table in a pub from her and could still smell her.
She may have been a mate of ufo man above as she was loudly telling me how Trump and Putin were holding secret meetings in a base on the moon.... I've never wanted the ground to open up and swallow me so much. |
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