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By *adyBugs OP Woman 4 weeks ago
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…I recently turned 46.
Is this officially middle age?
Does my midlife crisis automatically arrive by post or do I have to place an order for it?
Now I'm in the next tick box down on those form you fill in at the doctor, am I too old for the sex things?
And I read somewhere it’s a good idea to put little bags of snacks around on the floor in case I fall down. What snacks should I choose?
Looking forward to some answers…
Much luvs from Bugs  |
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I turned 46 last year, recently my left shoulder and left knee have both started hurting randomly and the other day I tried to have a conversation at work about Happy Days and nobody had seen it. You're not just middle aged, you're old, like me. |
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Is this officially middle age? No idea. I was told it's 30-50.
Does my midlife crisis automatically arrive by post or do I have to place an order for it? I think it arrives in quarterly payments so you can adjust to it.
Now I'm in the next tick box down on those form you fill in at the doctor, am I too old for the sex things? Definitely not! Plenty of sex to be had. Maybe more cushions or a bit of stretching to avoid injuries.
And I read somewhere it’s a good idea to put little bags of snacks around on the floor in case I fall down. What snacks should I choose? Avoiding allergies, maybe an assortment of nuts, chocolates and crisps. Something easy to unpack and put in your mouth while you rest. |
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"…I recently turned 46.
Is this officially middle age?
Does my midlife crisis automatically arrive by post or do I have to place an order for it?
Now I'm in the next tick box down on those form you fill in at the doctor, am I too old for the sex things?
And I read somewhere it’s a good idea to put little bags of snacks around on the floor in case I fall down. What snacks should I choose?
Looking forward to some answers…
Much luvs from Bugs "
Le sigh
*adds grippy socks to your birthday present list* |
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"…I recently turned 46.
Is this officially middle age?
Does my midlife crisis automatically arrive by post or do I have to place an order for it?
Now I'm in the next tick box down on those form you fill in at the doctor, am I too old for the sex things?
And I read somewhere it’s a good idea to put little bags of snacks around on the floor in case I fall down. What snacks should I choose?
Looking forward to some answers…
Much luvs from Bugs "
I think you’re alright until you get grey bum hairs.
I’d go with pork scratchings, they’ll survive the next 40 years on the floor and a nuclear blast. |
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The whole mid like crisis thing is a false narrative really.
It stems from people going through life missing out on things for one thing or another. Be it family responsibilities or not having the financial freedom most get as they get older.
When the freedom comes the people tend to act out of character (crisis) but really it's just having the freedom to do the things they've missed out on.
If you haven't missed out then in reality no crisis would happen |
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Yes, decidedly middle aged, I'm afraid. Enjoy the impending crisis. What stupid thing do you have in mind to mark it?
But good news on the snacks: you'll probably need to raise your sugar level after a fall so jelly babies or other sweets around is a good shout. |
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"According to Thickthighs and her threads we are middle aged when we hit 30 🥲😅
WTF?? I missed that memo. Do I not get a midlife crisis now then? "
Fuck midlife...
Suck as many tits, ride as many vaginas as humanly possible, then one more for the road... Rock & Roll! |
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"According to Thickthighs and her threads we are middle aged when we hit 30 🥲😅
WTF?? I missed that memo. Do I not get a midlife crisis now then?
Fuck midlife...
Suck as many tits, ride as many vaginas as humanly possible, then one more for the road... Rock & Roll!"
I'd rather just die now that do that tbh |
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"According to Thickthighs and her threads we are middle aged when we hit 30 🥲😅
WTF?? I missed that memo. Do I not get a midlife crisis now then?
Fuck midlife...
Suck as many tits, ride as many vaginas as humanly possible, then one more for the road... Rock & Roll!
I'd rather just die now that do that tbh"
If you die, your hair will get frizzy 🤔 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"According to Thickthighs and her threads we are middle aged when we hit 30 🥲😅
WTF?? I missed that memo. Do I not get a midlife crisis now then?
Fuck midlife...
Suck as many tits, ride as many vaginas as humanly possible, then one more for the road... Rock & Roll!
I'd rather just die now that do that tbh
If you die, your hair will get frizzy 🤔 😂"
More frizzy than it is already? FFS I can't catch a break |
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"According to Thickthighs and her threads we are middle aged when we hit 30 🥲😅
WTF?? I missed that memo. Do I not get a midlife crisis now then?
Fuck midlife...
Suck as many tits, ride as many vaginas as humanly possible, then one more for the road... Rock & Roll!
I'd rather just die now that do that tbh
If you die, your hair will get frizzy 🤔 😂
More frizzy than it is already? FFS I can't catch a break"
I'll let you into a secret there's a way to stop your hair from going frizzy... |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 4 weeks ago
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"Fuck sake.
Yes. Life is over
You ok Hun?
Clearly not. I'm passed middle age and there's no hope.
There's always hope.
Never give up - John Cena."
The song thread is over there 👉 👇🏽👉👈👆🏻 |
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"The secret to a happy life is to always keep a Werther’s Original in your pocket and some lube in your purse, because Vaginal Dryness is on its way!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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How does the werther’s original help with a dusty minge? |
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"The secret to a happy life is to always keep a Werther’s Original in your pocket and some lube in your purse, because Vaginal Dryness is on its way!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
How does the werther’s original help with a dusty minge?"
I'm guessing it works like a suppository? |
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"The secret to a happy life is to always keep a Werther’s Original in your pocket and some lube in your purse, because Vaginal Dryness is on its way!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
How does the werther’s original help with a dusty minge?
I'm guessing it works like a suppository?"
Oh see now I’m imagining it like an actual mouth sucking on a sweetie 😆 |
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By *eliWoman 4 weeks ago
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Happy belated birthday wishes, Bugsy!
Yep, you're middle aged. Have been for a few years. There's no official definition to it but I think most definitions would say yep, middle aged.
Of course you can still have sex. The majority of people on the site are middle aged and they still have sex. Well, the ones that can be bothered. Find someone to have sex with.
It's not a bad thing. You can take some years off and hope you're only around nice people who won't question it. Or people who want to have sex with you.
I wouldn't be dropping too many things, maybe some cod liver oil tablets. 🩷 |
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