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While I get this is a sex site..for adults who are looking for fun with others and everyone's kink is different BUT ive just been asked - If we meet would you mind if I can put my fingers in your mouth,up your nose 👃 and in your ears👂 ..Holy fck😬 |
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"I got asked a question today about credit default swaps, I was like wtf?
It was during a job interview and I didn't have a clue. 🤦🏽♂️"
I don't think you've got the job, mate. It's ok. Maybe they are hiring at Ignite? |
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"I got asked a question today about credit default swaps, I was like wtf?
It was during a job interview and I didn't have a clue. 🤦🏽♂️
I don't think you've got the job, mate. It's ok. Maybe they are hiring at Ignite?"
Somehow I don't think the pay is the same, but the benefits would probably be better at ignite, I don't think 'lonely vaginas' is a benefit in financial services 🤷🏽♂️
It should be though! 😂 |
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“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!! |
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"If they could shave me whilst im blindfolded.. what in the Britain's got talent 🤷🏽♀️"
I personally wouldn't trust anyone else with a razor blade like that myself, especially in the sensitive region.
When you have the blindfold on and you're tied up. You realise the hard way that they're short sighted and can't see for shit... |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!! "
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯"
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂"
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨"
She’s sweet and innocent really haha |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨
She’s sweet and innocent really haha "
Utter filth, I don't know what this country is coming to. 🧐
Back in the day we had more homely filth, none of this namby panby filth, full on 6th gear unrestricted filth...
...hang on what was I talking about... |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨
She’s sweet and innocent really haha
Utter filth, I don't know what this country is coming to. 🧐
Back in the day we had more homely filth, none of this namby panby filth, full on 6th gear unrestricted filth...
...hang on what was I talking about..."
Ha ha ha ha ha again definitely not things I would like to do myself haha 😛 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨
She’s sweet and innocent really haha
Utter filth, I don't know what this country is coming to. 🧐
Back in the day we had more homely filth, none of this namby panby filth, full on 6th gear unrestricted filth...
...hang on what was I talking about..."
I think you were about to ask if you could watch KinkyF take a 💩 while listening to steps and crying. Hahaha welcome to the new age sir 🤣 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨
She’s sweet and innocent really haha
Utter filth, I don't know what this country is coming to. 🧐
Back in the day we had more homely filth, none of this namby panby filth, full on 6th gear unrestricted filth...
...hang on what was I talking about...
Ha ha ha ha ha again definitely not things I would like to do myself haha 😛 "
I was born in Nottingham, what do the locals do when they want to get their leg over? |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂
....yeah I believe you.... 🤨
She’s sweet and innocent really haha
Utter filth, I don't know what this country is coming to. 🧐
Back in the day we had more homely filth, none of this namby panby filth, full on 6th gear unrestricted filth...
...hang on what was I talking about...
I think you were about to ask if you could watch KinkyF take a 💩 while listening to steps and crying. Hahaha welcome to the new age sir 🤣"
Watching anyone take a dump is off putting... hardly conducive to sex... |
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"Someone said i looked like their sister and if I would be interested in some sibling on sibling action.
I politely declined. "
I had one quite similar to that recently so it was followed up by a delete and block |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!! "
Actually lost for words..I thought mine was guna take some beating..but nope you win 😁 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!!
You really are kinky by name, kinky by nature 👀🤯
Let’s be clear these were questions asked to us….not by us 😂😂😂"
😆😆😆😆 |
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"“Will you do a 💩 and watch me eat it”
Wanting a used sanitary product ( namely a pad from the time of the month) to lick sniff and then finish over 💦
“Have you got any pets……I like to eat really dirty items like pet droppings because I’m a loser” or “can you feed me the contents of your vacuum cleaner”
“Can you not wash your cock for at least at a week I want to smell it and taste it “🤮🤮
I am sure there are loads more my mind has gone blank!! "
Jesus, and I thought our message were a cess pit lol |
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some absolute classics 🤣
I’ve had “ Breed me Daddy “ 
“ Sneak in and fuck my wife “ 