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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

You literally couldn't make this up. I am actually having two Dicks at home next week. I am having a dinner party for six of us. One of my friends is married to a Dick and now just heard that the other's boyfriend who she met recently is also called a Dick. Not sure if anyone else finds it funny but I do, having two Dicks over at the same time. 🤣🤣🤣

Ps. I really have not made this up. You would not have thought there are that many Dicks but just like busses, it seems you wait for one Dick and two come along at the same time.

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By *hinstrapMan 3 weeks ago

sheffield

Like busses

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By *onin25Man 3 weeks ago

Durham

It's a dickfest

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By *evilinDavina1Man 3 weeks ago

Bristol

"It's a dickfest"

Spotted dick for pudding to honour the moment?

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

"It's a dickfest

Spotted dick for pudding to honour the moment? "

Now that is a good one. Might go for it and call it 'Spot the Dick' pudding

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By *ourpornfixMan 3 weeks ago

East Cheshire

I do hope you live in Penistone.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Snigger

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By *its_and_TiramisuCouple 3 weeks ago

North Somerset

Two dicks coming at the same time?

Fnar fnar.

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By *earditallWoman 3 weeks ago

Lancaster

My dad was a Dick,and when I was younger I always wondered why people called him it and he didn't get mad

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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Hahaha

My daughters ex surname was Dick he works in retail and he said it always makes him cringe when the tannoy shouts Mr Dick to aisle 1 or whatever,

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 3 weeks ago

London

You could have a Dick sandwich. One on either side and you in the middle.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"You could have a Dick sandwich. One on either side and you in the middle."

Be more like a Dick baguette I think

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

"You could have a Dick sandwich. One on either side and you in the middle."

Not at dinner time

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By *rightonsteveMan 3 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

Is one Dick a sailor? A sea man?

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By *luebell888Woman 3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Two dicks are great fun. Enjoy.x

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By *rl444Man 3 weeks ago

sliema

199%

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By *estructionDollyWoman 3 weeks ago

Manchester

So jealous, I'd love two dicks for dinner

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

"So jealous, I'd love two dicks for dinner

You lot make me laugh so much, in a good way. Thank you

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By *im le2Man 3 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

This isn't the post I was expecting.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 3 weeks ago

Leeds

Two dicks don’t make a dong.

The mr

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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago

Scotland

Can I come?

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By *rl444Man 3 weeks ago

sliema

I can be there too

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By *obilebottom OP Man 3 weeks ago

All over

Might have to be buffet style dinner at this rate

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 3 weeks ago

London

"Can I come? "

With two Dicks? Definitely. There might even be a ding dong there.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 3 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"One of my friends is married to a Dick "

Don't like him much then huh? 😂😂

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By *gent CoulsonMan 3 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There are normally 3 other Mikes at my rope class, gets very confusing

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 3 weeks ago

London

"There are normally 3 other Mikes at my rope class, gets very confusing "

Mike 1

Mike 2

Mike 3

Fixed it.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 3 weeks ago

London

"There are normally 3 other Mikes at my rope class, gets very confusing

Mike 1

Mike 2

Mike 3

Fixed it."

Or Mike

Michael

Mick/Mickey

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"There are normally 3 other Mikes at my rope class, gets very confusing

Mike 1

Mike 2

Mike 3

Fixed it.

Or Mike

Michael

Mick/Mickey "

Or Mike

Not that Mike

knot not that Mike

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