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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

Excluding your mobile phone, what's the closest thing next to you that's going up yer bum?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 3 weeks ago

Round the bend

Make up pallette. It's a big un

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By *herrybakewellCouple 3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Vr headset.

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By *igBeardyDanMan 3 weeks ago

Bilston

Unlucky for are springer but good for me as its not are 45kg black lab

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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago

Between your legs

An oak tree by the looks of it

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By *iss valelentinoTV/TS 3 weeks ago

easingwold

A ladder lol

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By *D666KellyTV/TS 3 weeks ago

drogheda

Water bottle

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By *gent CoulsonMan 3 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A bottle of superglue gel or a large piece of wood that had just had epyphites stuck to it.

Neither are appealing

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By *tormQueenWoman 3 weeks ago

All over the place

Laptop 😳😳

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By *evilinDavina1Man 3 weeks ago

Bristol

"Laptop 😳😳

Other passengers on the bus ❗❗❗‼️‼️⁉️⁉️❗‼️❗‼️⁉️❗

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By *peedyGMan 3 weeks ago

Telford

An inhaler

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By *uckie and CreamCouple 3 weeks ago

Stalybridge

It's either the Fruit Basket or the Air Fryer.

Hope we've got enough lube!

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By *laws and PawsCouple 3 weeks ago

South East

A can of WD40 😳

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By *aven RedWoman 3 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Aside from my phone, my hairdryer x

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By *nplainsight200Man 3 weeks ago

fareham

Oh jeez, a 17.2hh horse

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By *hank you sirMan 3 weeks ago

colchester

My wallet is usually in my back pocket

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By *heeky trucker100Man 3 weeks ago

barnsley

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By *heeky trucker100Man 3 weeks ago

barnsley

Twix

But it makes my mouth before my bum

Ps my original post said twin bloody predictive text 😆 🤣

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By *uckMe12FreeMan 3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Sky remote. It's a small Sky Glass one, hence why there are no penis comparison pictures next to it in my gallery.

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By *dstefiMan 3 weeks ago

Solihull

My vape pen apparently. I've often been told I blow smoke out of my arse anyway

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan 3 weeks ago

Shefford

"Excluding your mobile phone, what's the closest thing next to you that's going up yer bum?

Whatever you want to insert there

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 3 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

I was walking around. Now all my stuff is gone and I’ve got a sore bum.

In a surprisingly good mood though.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Excluding your mobile phone, what's the closest thing next to you that's going up yer bum?

Whatever you want to insert there

Be careful what you ask for, I have a warped imagination

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By *iddle aged and chubbyMan 3 weeks ago

Shefford

"Excluding your mobile phone, what's the closest thing next to you that's going up yer bum?

Whatever you want to insert there

Be careful what you ask for, I have a warped imagination

Sounds like we could be a perfect match lol

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By *vaRoseWoman 3 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Chocolate covered pistachios

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley

A pitching wedge , oh f**k 😳

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS 3 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10.

Don't think a carling can would fit.

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By *91kMan 3 weeks ago

Maidstone

In the middle of flat pack wardrobe building...

There isn't enough lube in the world to get one of these panels anywhere close, not without a trip to A&E anyway 😝

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 3 weeks ago

South Wales

A boiling pan of pasta! Xx 😄

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"I was walking around. Now all my stuff is gone and I’ve got a sore bum.

In a surprisingly good mood though. "

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By *cotslass2Woman 3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Cadbury fudge 🤣🤣

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By *aptivating24Man 3 weeks ago

castleford

The plug in the bath lol

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By *oastal1968Man 3 weeks ago

London/Stafford

A TV remote control or can of deodorant judging by most photos on here.

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By *iscreetfunin24Man 3 weeks ago

Halesowen

Car keys

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 3 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Wine glass

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By *ellylovesto69TV/TS 3 weeks ago

newcastle

A ducati 1299 panigale 😬

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By *ate2theparty808Man 3 weeks ago

Erdington

My vape, I’ll let you know how I get on.

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By *igA101Man 3 weeks ago

bridgwater

My bed frame

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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago

cheshire

cocker spaniel

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 3 weeks ago

Norwich

A clothes peg or my glasses. I’m not sticking my glasses up my arse.

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By *onin25Man 3 weeks ago

Durham

A copy of Closer by Joy Division on vinyl 👀

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By *tannersMan 3 weeks ago

stanley

"Cadbury fudge 🤣🤣"

A finger of fudge is just enough….

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By *awtybikerMan 3 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

A scented candle in a glass jar

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By *ntercouplemaCouple 3 weeks ago

Here, for a bit

TV remote

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By *aptivating24Man 3 weeks ago

castleford

They say up the bum not harm done

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By *ad NannaWoman 3 weeks ago

East London

A glass tumbler.

I've seen that video

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By *ad NannaWoman 3 weeks ago

East London

"They say up the bum not harm done

Unless it's a glass tumbler.

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"A glass tumbler.

I've seen that video

I've seen it also

He also has a video involving a screwdriver and his pee hole

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By *abble-onMan 3 weeks ago

Wheddon

Sky remote, but one of the new ones, so more compact and uniformly shaped thankfully

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By *hinstrapMan 3 weeks ago

sheffield

Fuck off. A pc monitor. Oh well plug first

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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago

In a galaxy far far away

"Fuck off. A pc monitor. Oh well plug first

You should do the plug last and have it sticking out like a tail

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By *91kMan 3 weeks ago

Maidstone

"A glass tumbler.

I've seen that video

Wish I could unsee that video!

Where's the bleach..

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