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The Chinese Detective, starring David Yip. It's a shame it was cancelled. |
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In murder she wrote if she turned up where i live id move someone always dies😱 |
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Ted Hastings
Now we're sucking diesel |
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By *ootyLoverMan 3 weeks ago
Waterford/Tipperary/Cork/Limerick |
Sherlock has to be up there |
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"Jessica Fletcher "
See shes always sorrounded by death |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Jessica Fletcher
See shes always sorrounded by death"
And it's always her friends who are the suspects  |
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"Jessica Fletcher
See shes always sorrounded by death
And it's always her friends who are the suspects "
Yea id see her and fucking run  |
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By *wcoMan 3 weeks ago
West Midlands |
DI Regan - very much a man of his time, recited the greatest TV line ever, took more people down in London than the plague, the great fire and the ICF together.
The man. |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Frost ❄️"
There's lots of Frost episodes on the ITV Drama YouTube channel  |
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Inspector Clouseau of course you stupid fools... |
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"Frost ❄️
There's lots of Frost episodes on the ITV Drama YouTube channel "
Oh really. I just love david jason |
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As Jonathan creek isn't a proper detective. Im going Jane tennison, always wanted a bit of Helen mirren in my life |
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Taggart
There’s been a muuuuurrdur! |
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No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes |
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"No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes"
All versions? Although I think Brett is the canon version, I do like Benedict Cumberbatch. A lot. |
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As Inspector Clouseau has already been mentioned:
My vote goes for, Cybil Shepherd in Moonlighting. |
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"No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes
All versions? Although I think Brett is the canon version, I do like Benedict Cumberbatch. A lot. "
I agree. Brett is the best traditional Holmes. I enjoyed how the writers adapted original themes first the Cumerbatch series. |
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"No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes
All versions? Although I think Brett is the canon version, I do like Benedict Cumberbatch. A lot.
I agree. Brett is the best traditional Holmes. I enjoyed how the writers adapted original themes first the Cumerbatch series."
For not first dammit! |
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Definitely DCI Burnside from The Bill 🤣
But yeah, Columbo |
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"Is Columbo "
hands down it columbo. |
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"Is Columbo hands down it columbo. "
Columbo is up there, but Dangermouse is the greatest, he’s the ace, wherever there is danger he’ll be there….. |
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Actually now I think about it Batman's gotta be up there |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
I also like DCI Barnaby from Midsomer Murders.
John Nettles is a good actor. |
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Endeavour Morse.
Then Jack Regan
Big John Thaw fan |
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"Actually now I think about it Batman's gotta be up there"
Batman's a vigilante.
70's - Colombo
80's - Jessica Fletcher
90's - Poirot
00's - Gene Hunt
Modern day surely it's Luther.
Overall Colombo for the shear amount of episodes they made! |
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By *wcoMan 3 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes"
"Put yours trousers on Sherlock, you're nicked!"
I think Jack's just trumped him
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"Actually now I think about it Batman's gotta be up there
Batman's a vigilante.
70's - Colombo
80's - Jessica Fletcher
90's - Poirot
00's - Gene Hunt
Modern day surely it's Luther.
Overall Colombo for the shear amount of episodes they made!"
Fuck, I forgot John Luther. I love that series. |
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For me it's Columbo, I watch them every year. The way they're shot, the era, the actors, I don't think you can beat it.
I did try Silk Stalkings that's on Tubi right now, it's an odd opening episode with thick hard-boiled dialogue but it finds its feet and it has very attractive people in it - a lot of horny, violent people in Palm Beach! |
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Different greats in different eras but overall it HAS to be Columbo |
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"No one will ever be better than Sherlock Holmes
All versions? Although I think Brett is the canon version, I do like Benedict Cumberbatch. A lot.
I agree. Brett is the best traditional Holmes. I enjoyed how the writers adapted original themes first the Cumerbatch series.
For not first dammit!"
I found “Sherlock” to be sub-par, as they tried to stick closely to the original Victorian stories, in the present era. Having to ignore plot holes created by technology
I found “Elementary” to be closer to the spirit of the stories whilst embracing modern technology. |
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By *iver78Man 3 weeks ago
barton upon humber |
That bloke in back to paradise can't remember his name |
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Alex Drake and/or Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes. |
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Magnum P.I Tom Selleck
Jesse Stone Tom Selleck
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
I think you'll find it's Sharky & George 🦈🐠 |
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By *wcoMan 3 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Alex Drake and/or Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes."
C'mon, Hunt was just a DI Regan parody, the UB40 of detective world. |
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Wexford |
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Maigret (en Français naturellement) |
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Father Brown or Sherlock Holmes |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Sharky and George "
Oi that's what i said 🤣 |
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Saga Noren - if you know you know.
My favourite female detective of all time.  |
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"Saga Noren - if you know you know.
My favourite female detective of all time. "
Cagney and Lacey don't impress you then? |
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"Inspector Clouseau of course you stupid fools... "
The one and only |
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Ko Jack (Hope I spelt that correctly lol) Sucking his lolly. |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
I like inspector foyle |
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"Saga Noren - if you know you know.
My favourite female detective of all time.
Cagney and Lacey don't impress you then?"
I could be tempted but Saga has a Porsche and wears leather trousers. |
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Colombo, Poirot, Jack Regan are my faves |
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"Inspector Gadget’s niece "
Haha, Penny. Brilliant |
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"Saga Noren - if you know you know.
My favourite female detective of all time.
Cagney and Lacey don't impress you then?
I could be tempted but Saga has a Porsche and wears leather trousers. "
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"Got to be dangermouse"
Secret agent, not a detective
OP nailed it with Columbo |
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Van de Valk (original).
Because it was set in Amsterdam |
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By *sm265Woman 3 weeks ago
Perthshire |
Well I have a bit of a weakness for DI Perez. Oh and Morse of course. |
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Currently Carl Morck in Department Q |
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By *ild_oatsMan 3 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Detective Eddie Redcliffe (Deadloch) |
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frost is good but i know how to heat you up :P |
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Yep, it's good old Lt. Frank Columbo, coming from a longstanding fan after being introduced to the show by the Missus.
Two years ago, I did an insanely in-depth review of the blu-ray set, which ended up being around 45,000 words (I work for my free copies, dammit!! ) and was only possible to keep my sanity through being a fan.
OK, there are some turds (most of the 1989-2003 revival series were very average at best) but there are some absolute crackers. Anyone wanting to sample the great stuff should watch Prescription: Murder, Ransom For A Dead Man, Suitable For Framing, A Stitch In Crime or Murder By The Book (directed by Spielberg!) as their introduction.
Just one more thing: don't get started about how many of the cases would be either thrown out of court of defeated by a good lawyer (hint: it's a lot!). |
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"Yep, it's good old Lt. Frank Columbo, coming from a longstanding fan after being introduced to the show by the Missus.
Two years ago, I did an insanely in-depth review of the blu-ray set, which ended up being around 45,000 words (I work for my free copies, dammit!! ) and was only possible to keep my sanity through being a fan.
OK, there are some turds (most of the 1989-2003 revival series were very average at best) but there are some absolute crackers. Anyone wanting to sample the great stuff should watch Prescription: Murder, Ransom For A Dead Man, Suitable For Framing, A Stitch In Crime or Murder By The Book (directed by Spielberg!) as their introduction.
Just one more thing: don't get started about how many of the cases would be either thrown out of court of defeated by a good lawyer (hint: it's a lot!)."
My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh. |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 3 weeks ago
In a galaxy far far away |
"Yep, it's good old Lt. Frank Columbo, coming from a longstanding fan after being introduced to the show by the Missus.
Two years ago, I did an insanely in-depth review of the blu-ray set, which ended up being around 45,000 words (I work for my free copies, dammit!! ) and was only possible to keep my sanity through being a fan.
OK, there are some turds (most of the 1989-2003 revival series were very average at best) but there are some absolute crackers. Anyone wanting to sample the great stuff should watch Prescription: Murder, Ransom For A Dead Man, Suitable For Framing, A Stitch In Crime or Murder By The Book (directed by Spielberg!) as their introduction.
Just one more thing: don't get started about how many of the cases would be either thrown out of court of defeated by a good lawyer (hint: it's a lot!).
My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh."
That just added to the appeal of it.
Having guest stars and seeing the chemistry between them and Columbo makes it a great watch. |
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DCI Gene Hunt without a doubt ! |
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Cracker-Robbi Coltrane
Wire in the blood -Robson Green |
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Columbo was not great - he basically just badgered people until they cracked up and confessed |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 3 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
Morse,then Columbo |
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Jake Peratla
Rosa Diaz
Frost
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"Yep, it's good old Lt. Frank Columbo, coming from a longstanding fan after being introduced to the show by the Missus.
Two years ago, I did an insanely in-depth review of the blu-ray set, which ended up being around 45,000 words (I work for my free copies, dammit!! ) and was only possible to keep my sanity through being a fan.
OK, there are some turds (most of the 1989-2003 revival series were very average at best) but there are some absolute crackers. Anyone wanting to sample the great stuff should watch Prescription: Murder, Ransom For A Dead Man, Suitable For Framing, A Stitch In Crime or Murder By The Book (directed by Spielberg!) as their introduction.
Just one more thing: don't get started about how many of the cases would be either thrown out of court of defeated by a good lawyer (hint: it's a lot!).
My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh."
Didn't Colombo arrest McGoohan at least twice for different murders? Evil twin or doppelganger? |
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"Yep, it's good old Lt. Frank Columbo, coming from a longstanding fan after being introduced to the show by the Missus.
Two years ago, I did an insanely in-depth review of the blu-ray set, which ended up being around 45,000 words (I work for my free copies, dammit!! ) and was only possible to keep my sanity through being a fan.
OK, there are some turds (most of the 1989-2003 revival series were very average at best) but there are some absolute crackers. Anyone wanting to sample the great stuff should watch Prescription: Murder, Ransom For A Dead Man, Suitable For Framing, A Stitch In Crime or Murder By The Book (directed by Spielberg!) as their introduction.
Just one more thing: don't get started about how many of the cases would be either thrown out of court of defeated by a good lawyer (hint: it's a lot!).
My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh.
Didn't Colombo arrest McGoohan at least twice for different murders? Evil twin or doppelganger?"
4 times I think. Secret Agent, Military Academy officer, Funeral Director, Lawyer. He directed a few too. |
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"Columbo was not great - he basically just badgered people until they cracked up and confessed "
Not true, he came with the facts and then they unravelled. Though tbf, Im not sure why occasionally they didn't put a gun to his head and demand a helicopter, or some shit. |
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"Is Columbo "
There's a bronze statue of him and his dog in Budapest |
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" My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh."
Some great choices, but I'm shocked that Robert Culp didn't make the list!!  |
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Frank Burnside
Oh, just one more thing, Columbo next |
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"Didn't Colombo arrest McGoohan at least twice for different murders? Evil twin or doppelganger?"
McGoohan played four baddies and directed/wrote a few episodes. I watched Identity Crises again only last week, where he plays a variation on his character from The Prisoner, even saying "Be seeing you..." a few times! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Is me in a trenchcoat and fedora, saying "just ze facts, dahlink, just ze facts"...
🕵️♀️ |
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DCI Tennison , please arrest me ha . |
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Rebus- Ken Stott is a seriously underrated actor!
More recently, Strike (and his rather lovely partner in crime investigations) |
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"Is Columbo
You are correct "
Just one more thing what about Vera she shares my like of crumbled rain coats |
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" My fave villains were, in no order, Patrick McGoohan, Louis Jourdan, Ruth Gordon, Dick Van Dyke, Robert Vaughn, Donald Pleasence and Janet Leigh.
Some great choices, but I'm shocked that Robert Culp didn't make the list!! "
Fair comment, he was a repeat offender, and I could have added Ray Milland, Honor Blackman, Laurence Harvey and any number of others, its tough! |
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By *wcoMan 2 weeks ago
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I'm really disappointed at the lack of support for Jack Regan. People seem to forget that the mystery was always solved right at the start of the episode for Columbo. He's bound to have been on set, so he already knew who did it...every week.
He never had anyone to be physically scared of either, always the trim and elegant wife or the grandmother, driving a convertible. Neither of those 2 were ever going to throw Columbo down the stairs or be backed up by 3 lairy bouncers pouring out of a Ford Granada.
Hard as my lawn right now and cool as the ice that'll be in my Kraken later, was Jack.
I'm taking this one to the tribunal if Frank 'should've been a traffic warden' Columbo gets any more votes. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Perry the Platypus"
Technically, he's a secret agent, not a detective. Nice fedora, though. |
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"I'm really disappointed at the lack of support for Jack Regan. People seem to forget that the mystery was always solved right at the start of the episode for Columbo. He's bound to have been on set, so he already knew who did it...every week.
He never had anyone to be physically scared of either, always the trim and elegant wife or the grandmother, driving a convertible. Neither of those 2 were ever going to throw Columbo down the stairs or be backed up by 3 lairy bouncers pouring out of a Ford Granada.
Hard as my lawn right now and cool as the ice that'll be in my Kraken later, was Jack.
I'm taking this one to the tribunal if Frank 'should've been a traffic warden' Columbo gets any more votes."
Jack is very much in my top 3, you could make an argument for The Sweeney being the greatest British crime show ever, and it still holds up now if you avoid the cut to shit repeats on ITV4. |
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"Fair comment, he was a repeat offender, and I could have added Ray Milland, Honor Blackman, Laurence Harvey and any number of others, its tough!"
It's odd to think that Laurence Harvey was dead six months after the episode was first broadcast. He's painfully thin in the episode, and was in the final stages of stomach cancer.
Johnny Cash was great, and in a really good story. OK, he plays himself (bad-boy rocker with an extensive prison record) but it's Johnny Cash, for gawd's sake!! |
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By *arand25Couple 2 weeks ago
Crowborough |
"Inspector Clouseau of course you stupid fools... "
This is so true lol |
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Anyone remember Baretta? Arms like popeye, and a white parrot?
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I hated Columbo and I hated the fact you always found out who it was at the beginning.
I think Monk and thought she wasn’t a detective Jessica fletcher. Also got to love a bit of kojak |
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"Inspector Clouseau of course you stupid fools...
This is so true lol "
Damn yesss how have i forgotten🤦🤦🤦..officer of the ler |
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"Jessica Fletcher "
" My pet hate is people who stick their noses in and solve crimes on behalf of the local constabulary without having official powers of arrest or a badge.
Jessica Fletcher being one of them...she's a bloody crime writer.
Miss flaming Marple....don't know how she's got away without being punched by a detective sergeant.
Quincy.....just do the fucking job you're paid to do
Rosemary and Thyme.....freaking gardeners. Just concentrate on trimming those bushes. Can't belive I'm dissing Felicity Kendal but hey ho, she bleeding deserves it for that role.
I could go on but I think you get the point. Off to watch back to back Morse. "
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Another one.....that grinning oaf Dick Van Dyke in Diagnosis murder. He's a medical doctor.... |
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"Another one.....that grinning oaf Dick Van Dyke in Diagnosis murder. He's a medical doctor...."
You leave our dick alone. You do realise with out the people you’ve mentioned the culprits would never have been caught 🤣 |
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" I reserve the right to flagitate dick when flagitation is called for Kinky.
Without these bumbling fools, the perps would have been caught much quicker therefore saving us having to watch an hour-long episode of toe-curling ineptness."
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BBC Miss Marple starring Joan Hickson
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Also remember Maggie Forbes (Jill Gascoine) in The Gentle Touch. |
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" I reserve the right to flagitate dick when flagitation is called for Kinky.
Without these bumbling fools, the perps would have been caught much quicker therefore saving us having to watch an hour-long episode of toe-curling ineptness."
We are going to have to fight this out with custard pies and rubber mallets because I completely disagree |
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" I reserve the right to flagitate dick when flagitation is called for Kinky.
Without these bumbling fools, the perps would have been caught much quicker therefore saving us having to watch an hour-long episode of toe-curling ineptness.
We are going to have to fight this out with custard pies and rubber mallets because I completely disagree "
" oooh I like the sound of that. Can I bring blancmange? 😉"
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" I reserve the right to flagitate dick when flagitation is called for Kinky.
Without these bumbling fools, the perps would have been caught much quicker therefore saving us having to watch an hour-long episode of toe-curling ineptness.
We are going to have to fight this out with custard pies and rubber mallets because I completely disagree
oooh I like the sound of that. Can I bring blancmange? 😉"
I haven’t had that in years, I think some of that may be eaten 😋 |
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" We could just settle it by who can eat the most blancmange???? Otherwise can we swap the mallets for rubber chickens? "
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" We could just settle it by who can eat the most blancmange???? Otherwise can we swap the mallets for rubber chickens? "
I will beat you on that for sure. Rubber chickens and rubber mallets? 🤔 |
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Who was the Italian one set on sciscly or sardinia..had a pad on the beach..
Inspector monte etc etc..?
One has to give a shout out to an Aussie detective from 80s/90s an overweight 20st guy called Bluey.. |
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" hmmmm....starting to feel a little afraid now. OK I retract everything I said about dick, but the other 4 NEVER........ please don't hit me 😳 "
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By *E2505Man 2 weeks ago
wirral |
Bunk from The Wire is up there for me! |
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"Sharky and George
Oi that's what i said 🤣"
great minds think alike |
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Frost or Monkfish ( fast show )  |
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Got to love a Columbo, turned the oeuvre on its head, a howdoneit, not who |
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" hmmmm....starting to feel a little afraid now. OK I retract everything I said about dick, but the other 4 NEVER........ please don't hit me 😳 "
Take back Jessica Fletcher and I will leave you alone |
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What about dci humphrey goodman from beyond paradise |
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" hmmmm....starting to feel a little afraid now. OK I retract everything I said about dick, but the other 4 NEVER........ please don't hit me 😳
Take back Jessica Fletcher and I will leave you alone "
" Can't do it. Didn't want to pull dick out but didn't fancy being pummelled with a mallet AND a chicken. I stand by my conviction. BTW...dick's back in the fold "
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" hmmmm....starting to feel a little afraid now. OK I retract everything I said about dick, but the other 4 NEVER........ please don't hit me 😳
Take back Jessica Fletcher and I will leave you alone
Can't do it. Didn't want to pull dick out but didn't fancy being pummelled with a mallet AND a chicken. I stand by my conviction. BTW...dick's back in the fold "
😳😠 now you are just playing dirty |
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" hmmmm....starting to feel a little afraid now. OK I retract everything I said about dick, but the other 4 NEVER........ please don't hit me 😳
Take back Jessica Fletcher and I will leave you alone
Can't do it. Didn't want to pull dick out but didn't fancy being pummelled with a mallet AND a chicken. I stand by my conviction. BTW...dick's back in the fold
😳😠 now you are just playing dirty "
" I've hardly got going. I tried to leave it as it was but you keep my poking my distance for these people.
Right....the whole cast of Scooby Doo. Fred and Daphne, get a room and post lots of vids on Fab. Velma, do some ads for Specsavers....you'll earn a fortune. Shaggy, good luck living up to that name and Scoob, open a scooby snack street food van.....everyone's gonna buy food fron dubiously articulate dog.....just let the cops solve the crimes.... pesky kids.
Gloves are off lady...go get the blancmange. "
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By *ddie1966Man 2 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Kojak...
Who loves ya baby. Have a lollipop. |
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The greatest super hero in the world.
Dangermouse, enough said. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 1 week ago
the land of saints & sinners |
Kurt Wallander - English and Swedish versions
Piet Van Der Valk - Old and new versions
Inspector Salvo Montalbano
Aurelio Zen
Captain Marleau …. I don’t think that this is available in the UK unless you have a VPN.
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Marcella
Ellis
Cagney and Lacey
Jane Tennison
Big up for the girls 😁 |
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By *erdyHolly OP TV/TS 1 week ago
In a galaxy far far away |
Sorry, but it's still Columbo |
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