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Who’s been drinking? Yeah ok, I have. Who’s up for a random pairing based on literally nothing but opinion!!?
Say you “in” and let the lovely people pair you up with someone else who is “in” based on whatever they like!
To be clear… the game is to pair people who are in with who you think would be good together. truples also accepted!
I’m in! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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I've had rum! |
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This sounds suitably ridiculous for a Friday night with wine. It’s like “You Match” without any attempt at matching.
Count. Me. In. |
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I'm Drinking o.p so count me in (prosecco at the min) |
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"This sounds suitably ridiculous for a Friday night with wine. It’s like “You Match” without any attempt at matching.
Count. Me. In."
It’s totally the lazy version! 😂😂 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
I'm not drinking, but I'll be in anyway. |
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Just shaking my knob at the piss stones |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Sober and in.... |
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Can I pair people without being in? |
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"Can I pair people without being in? "
Ride me like a pony  |
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Haven’t done one of these before. When in Rome
I am in! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Rex and Coyote "
Only if he promises not to send me anymore infected penis pics... |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Can I pair people without being in? "
Can you be in for just a second?
Effy and Mrs Redhead. |
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"I've had rum! "
I'd love a rub with you!! Oops, I meant rum... |
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"Can I pair people without being in? "
You’re in. We all know this ! 😂 |
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Well I'll say I'm in if anyone wants TV dong for the evening 😘 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Rex and Coyote
Only if he promises not to send me anymore infected penis pics..."
He's still not got that seen to🤢 |
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I’m sober, but I’ll still fuck anything! 🙄🤣 |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
Go on then. Do you worst |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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In |
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I'm not drinking 🤓 But I'll be in too! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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SpicyFox and CouoteUgly.
Animal MMA style sex. Who submits first! 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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I've been drinking and IN  |
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"Can I pair people without being in?
Can you be in for just a second?
Effy and Mrs Redhead."
Haha you can 5 seconds 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Cherrycola and _oebeans |
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Coyote and Vampire. I feel like the hair aesthetic makes you a good match 😄 |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
I've had some cock....tails so I'm in @  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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I'll be in
Not drinking but did have a few ciders earlier |
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Can't lie. Had a few shandy's. I'm in for a match. Xx |
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6 cans of lager in and just poured a wee Jack n Coke, so go on then. I’m in. |
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In this should be interesting x |
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"I'm not drinking 🤓 But I'll be in too!"
Joe and literally anyone as he annoyingly would look look with any of you ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Devilinyou and lafemme |
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Lfcman and Scotsrugbybuff because they both like balls. In sportsing. |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
Cherry cola and justaniceguy |
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Lancs and cherry cola as their combined username sounds like a marketable breverage! |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Diddle and Spicy Fox for the bums |
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Christ we will be busy lol |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
Joe beans and effy |
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Effy and Pumpkin because you both give off that Halloween kinda vibe 😄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Cherry cola and justaniceguy"
I'd definitely take that
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"I'm not drinking 🤓 But I'll be in too!
Joe and literally anyone as he annoyingly would look look with any of you ladies!"
Cheque's in the post 🙏😂 |
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"Fuck it, why not 🤷🏻♀️ "
JoeBeans and you! BeanDestruction! 🔥🔥😂😂 |
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"Rex and Coyote
Only if he promises not to send me anymore infected penis pics...
He's still not got that seen to🤢"
I’d shoot my infected sex piss in her eyes 🍆💦 |
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"Fuck it, why not 🤷🏻♀️
JoeBeans and you! BeanDestruction! 🔥🔥😂😂"
Bean destruction sounds like me after I've been using my toys  |
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"Lancs and cherry cola as their combined username sounds like a marketable breverage!"
I know they say never mix business with pleasure but you could be onto something here 🤣 |
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It's as good a method as any!
In! |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
DestructionDolly and JulieScurmptious. |
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"Oreo and TT"
I wouldnt say no |
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"Fuck it, why not 🤷🏻♀️
JoeBeans and you! BeanDestruction! 🔥🔥😂😂
Bean destruction sounds like me after I've been using my toys "
Make the match come true and the toys won't be doing that 😏😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Lancs and cherry cola as their combined username sounds like a marketable breverage!
I know they say never mix business with pleasure but you could be onto something here 🤣"
happy to try lol |
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"Joe beans and effy"
I like the thought of that 😈 |
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"Fuck it, why not 🤷🏻♀️
JoeBeans and you! BeanDestruction! 🔥🔥😂😂
Bean destruction sounds like me after I've been using my toys
Make the match come true and the toys won't be doing that 😏😂"
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Effy and Pumpkin because you both give off that Halloween kinda vibe 😄"
And i can get my hands on that lingerie collection! |
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Outoftheblue and justaniceguy |
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Just a nice guy & wolvescouple |
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"Effy and Pumpkin because you both give off that Halloween kinda vibe 😄
And i can get my hands on that lingerie collection! "
Be careful, there's a penis in there 🍆 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Effy and Pumpkin because you both give off that Halloween kinda vibe 😄
And i can get my hands on that lingerie collection!
Be careful, there's a penis in there 🍆"
I know my way around one of those! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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YOLO and Effy |
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"_111 & vamp "
Thank you! About time someone remembered OP 🤣🤣 feel sorry for _111 though ! |
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"Outoftheblue and justaniceguy "
Happy to share |
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This old OAP is most definitely in. |
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"YOLO and Effy"
No! YOLO and me 😅 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Nerdiecat and dolly |
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"Squirrel and Pink Shy "
I like! 😘😘 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Joe beans and effy"
I'll take it! And him 😏 |
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To be fair, the majority of women online are fit as hell … I’m fabbing crazy |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅"
Listen, I'm not a fighter but.... |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
"Oreo and TT
I wouldnt say no "
That's the spirit |
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So do we wait for a message or? 😅 |
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By *reoXMan 3 weeks ago
Between your legs |
Oreo and effy  |
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"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅
Listen, I'm not a fighter but...."
Listen, girls... You can both have him! |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Squirrel and Pink Shy
I like! 😘😘"
🐿 Been having a nose on your profile 😉 |
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"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅
Listen, I'm not a fighter but...."
En Garde! 🤺 |
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Thick thighs
Out if the blue
Effy
To name a few … |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Squirrel and Pink Shy
I like! 😘😘
🐿 Been having a nose on your profile 😉"
Invite me to the wedding guys 🥹 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Outoftheblue and justaniceguy "
this sounds amazing |
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"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅
Listen, I'm not a fighter but...."
Let me just get my baby oil and we'll sort this in the only way we can. |
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Holdyoudown and outoftheblue are not a match for legal implications 😂😂 |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Squirrel and Pink Shy
I like! 😘😘
🐿 Been having a nose on your profile 😉
Invite me to the wedding guys 🥹"
You can be Maid of Honour 👀 |
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"Nerdiecat and dolly "
Drop me a message Dolly!  |
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"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅
Listen, I'm not a fighter but....
Listen, girls... You can both have him!"
We already did  |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"YOLO and Effy
No! YOLO and me 😅
Listen, I'm not a fighter but....
Let me just get my baby oil and we'll sort this in the only way we can."
Massaging it into your naked body? I agree. |
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" Holdyoudown and outoftheblue are not a match for legal implications 😂😂"
Ya, I seen that too |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Vamp and Me because we can binge Friends 🤣 |
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Im in had a nice bottle of red wine and a few single malts. |
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_111 and Ryan123.
Numbers, numbers... |
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"Vamp and Me because we can binge Friends 🤣"
Yes! Let’s do it! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"YOLO and ThickThighs!"
Ill pay you later |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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This was really fun, but I'm out now guys. Enjoy yourselves! 😘 |
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Just checking matches are actual binding agreements, right? |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Vamp and Me because we can binge Friends 🤣
Yes! Let’s do it!"
Perfect 😘 |
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By *KS88Man 3 weeks ago
Lancaster |
With out doubt!
Them nightclubs in my early 20s = Ploughing the girls brains out from behind and her squirting all over my jeans.....slides her knickers back into position and goes back in to her boyfriend and friends 😜⛓️💋 |
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PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂) |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Im out now i have enough willy to last me a week 🤣😘 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"With out doubt!
Them nightclubs in my early 20s = Ploughing the girls brains out from behind and her squirting all over my jeans.....slides her knickers back into position and goes back in to her boyfriend and friends 😜⛓️💋"
Wrong thread? 👀 |
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"Squirrel and Pink Shy
I like! 😘😘
🐿 Been having a nose on your profile 😉
Invite me to the wedding guys 🥹"
You’re bridesmaid  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Just checking matches are actual binding agreements, right?"
I hope so
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"Just checking matches are actual binding agreements, right?"
You think people would do that? Just lie on the internet? 😮 |
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"Im out now i have enough willy to last me a week 🤣😘"
Just a week?! Work harder gents!!! 😂😂 |
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"Just checking matches are actual binding agreements, right?
You think people would do that? Just lie on the internet? 😮"
I can't imagine ANYONE would do that! |
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By *inkShyWoman 3 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂)"
🤣 She's a beaut of a lady, and lovely too ! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Im out now i have enough willy to last me a week 🤣😘
Just a week?! Work harder gents!!! 😂😂"
A willy a day keeps the dr away |
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"_111 & vamp
Thank you! About time someone remembered OP 🤣🤣 feel sorry for _111 though !"
Nah I reckon you'll be a dark horse 👍 |
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In, had 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 Guinness's |
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"PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂)
🤣 She's a beaut of a lady, and lovely too ! "
Now that I would live to see! |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"In, had 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 Guinness's "
give me 1 margarita
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"Who’s been drinking? Yeah ok, I have. Who’s up for a random pairing based on literally nothing but opinion!!?
Say you “in” and let the lovely people pair you up with someone else who is “in” based on whatever they like!
To be clear… the game is to pair people who are in with who you think would be good together. truples also accepted!
I’m in!"
I’m in |
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"With out doubt!
Them nightclubs in my early 20s = Ploughing the girls brains out from behind and her squirting all over my jeans.....slides her knickers back into position and goes back in to her boyfriend and friends 😜⛓️💋
Wrong thread? 👀"
Just any excuse to bring it up |
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"Just checking matches are actual binding agreements, right?
You think people would do that? Just lie on the internet? 😮
I can't imagine ANYONE would do that!"
People DONT lie on the internet! How naive of you to think that! |
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"PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂)
🤣 She's a beaut of a lady, and lovely too ! "
Best match ever 😘 |
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Which Dolly am I matched with? Can’t find them 😅 |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂)
🤣 She's a beaut of a lady, and lovely too !
Best match ever 😘"
I think our match is pretty good to be fair |
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Wow this thread went off fast! I’m in whilst enjoying a beer or two |
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"PinkShy and Outofrheblue. It would be colourful
Sex (and I’m a perv 😂)
🤣 She's a beaut of a lady, and lovely too !
Best match ever 😘
I think our match is pretty good to be fair"
Agree |
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In...been on the vanilla vodka |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Wow this thread went off fast! I’m in whilst enjoying a beer or two "
Destruction dolly |
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"With out doubt!
Them nightclubs in my early 20s = Ploughing the girls brains out from behind and her squirting all over my jeans.....slides her knickers back into position and goes back in to her boyfriend and friends 😜⛓️💋
Wrong thread? 👀
Just any excuse to bring it up "
Matched with Joe! How can you deny Perkybeans!?! |
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"Which Dolly am I matched with? Can’t find them 😅"
Dolly the sheep |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"Which Dolly am I matched with? Can’t find them 😅"
DestructionDolly. But it's not a legally binding contract that you'll get the sex. |
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By *111Woman 3 weeks ago
SW |
"_111 & vamp
Thank you! About time someone remembered OP 🤣🤣 feel sorry for _111 though !"
Why is that? 😂 |
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"Which Dolly am I matched with? Can’t find them 😅
DestructionDolly. But it's not a legally binding contract that you'll get the sex. "
I bloody knew it!
🤬 |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
I'm out and off to shag all my matches. Thanks everyone 👌 |
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"_111 & vamp
Thank you! About time someone remembered OP 🤣🤣 feel sorry for _111 though !
Why is that? 😂"
You’re stuck with me and if this thread gets closed, you’re starting part 2! 😂😂 |
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"I'm out and off to shag all my matches. Thanks everyone 👌"
Charming. Noted I wasn’t one of them 😂 |
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"_111 & vamp
Thank you! About time someone remembered OP 🤣🤣 feel sorry for _111 though !
Why is that? 😂
You’re stuck with me and if this thread gets closed, you’re starting part 2! 😂😂"
Also he's going to drag you into sports day participation 🤣 |
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I pair myself with Thickthighs haha |
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By *Effy-Woman 3 weeks ago
Scotland |
"I'm out and off to shag all my matches. Thanks everyone 👌
Charming. Noted I wasn’t one of them 😂"
You only have everyone else except me to blame! |
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Vampire and Effy. A parting gift 🤗 |
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"Wow this thread went off fast! I’m in whilst enjoying a beer or two
Destruction dolly "
I’m over the moon with that match, happy for Dolly to destroy me anytime she likes! x |
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Get ready people! _111 is taking over the thread while I got get drink, and watch how I was sabotaged during sports day! |
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