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☕ Kettles back on ☕
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Kettles back on again!
Unfortunately, due to the weather, we only have continental breakfast available, because it's too damn hot to put the imaginary grill on, plus my glamourous assistant has gone AWOL!
Get your orders in and tell us what Sunday is looking like for you! ☕ 🫖 🍓 🍏 🥣 🥐
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"Morning both,
I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.
Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?
I’m being good today x"
Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼 |
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"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.
There's a good wolvey x"
Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??
And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here  |
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"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.
There's a good wolvey x
Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??
And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here "
Bung us a Jaffa Cake then ! |
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"Irate customer here: Can I have some more ice please? Also, I can nearly taste the coffee in it? 😂"
I will let your rude manner slide this time, but anymore moaning and you're going to be the second guy made to wear a ball gag! 🤣 |
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"I'd like an Earl Grey ( leaves not bag ) with a slice of fresh orange on the side please and as it's almost 11 a.m. please serve it with a small slice of poppyseed cake.
There's a good wolvey x
Poppyseed cake? Do you think wim posh??
And yes I know...I was hoping it might get me a few tips! Bunch of tight fisted buggers here
Bung us a Jaffa Cake then !"
(Flings it like a Frisbee)
Catch! |
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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago
Sheffield |
"Irate customer here: Can I have some more ice please? Also, I can nearly taste the coffee in it? 😂
I will let your rude manner slide this time, but anymore moaning and you're going to be the second guy made to wear a ball gag! 🤣"
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"Morning both,
I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.
Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?
I’m being good today x
Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼"
Absolutely! I’m back on the road. Felt good to know I have a little more freedom again. Paddleboard at the ready. |
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"Morning both,
I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far and it’s relaxing.
Please can I just have OJ and wholemeal toast?
I’m being good today x
Morning gorgeous. Did you sort your licence out yesterday? Mr W is still in bed. Lazy bugger 🫶🏼
Absolutely! I’m back on the road. Felt good to know I have a little more freedom again. Paddleboard at the ready. "
Brilliant  there's no stopping you now! |
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"Cappuccino please Mrs Wolves
..and when you knock off, did you want to grab an imaginary flask and blank and go find an imaginary spot down by the river?"
That's the best offer I've had all morning. I'll just grab the imaginary stuff and will be with you shortly. Shall I bring something to feed the imaginary ducks ❤️ |
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"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.
And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏
Oh you most certainly can handsome.
Please don't eat me all at once  "
If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜 |
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"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.
And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏
Oh you most certainly can handsome.
Please don't eat me all at once
If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜"
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Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later |
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"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.
And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏
Oh you most certainly can handsome.
Please don't eat me all at once
If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜
Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.
The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over
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Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later "
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"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.
And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏
Oh you most certainly can handsome.
Please don't eat me all at once
If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜
Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later "
Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.
The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over
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"Can I have a Yorkshire cuppa please.
And will you pick what im having for breakfast 😋 😏
Oh you most certainly can handsome.
Please don't eat me all at once
If you are on the table I promise to take my time with you 😜
Where have you been? I think we'll be needing your bar services later
Ive been coming in the back gate you had open.
The bar will be open tonight only if I can play pool with you again, I definitely love it when you bend over
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Ohhhhh sneaky!! You're on |
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"Something hot a sweet please 😜
Ill be right there 
That reminds me. I've got a filthy pic to send you "
Ohhhh I'm intrigued, always love a filthy pic (though I hope it's not just a pic of all the washing up) |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Sorry I missed this. I did, however, have tea and a chocolate croissant for a quick breakfast before jumping in the bath, sorting out the bedroom, dressing and receiving my gentleman caller at midday for a sordid afternoon of fabulous rumpy pumpy! Yay! I'm absolutely buggered now... I mean, I'm totally shagged. Oh, whatever! I'm now sitting outside with a rum and , enjoying the evening.
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