Don’t believe the Melanomics, a bit of currant bun is ok as long as you are sensible and/or aren’t Scottish, who as Billy Connolly said are pale blue & need a week of sunbathing to turn white.
As for burning the ol sausage that’s easy, just stick a sock on it. A football sock if you are suitably blessed  |
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"I am envious of anyone who can be naked in their garden. Enjoy while you can; you lucky devils. :  
Me too. Can't even wear a bikini without the dude next door painting the top of his shed. "
You can’t blame him! I did wonder why my hubby had repaired our shed roof so many times…always up there hammering away…well that’s what I assumed the arm action was! x |
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"I am envious of anyone who can be naked in their garden. Enjoy while you can; you lucky devils. :
Me too. Can't even wear a bikini without the dude next door painting the top of his shed.
You can’t blame him! I did wonder why my hubby had repaired our shed roof so many times…always up there hammering away…well that’s what I assumed the arm action was! x"
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It's really annoying..just want to enjoy the sun in my own back garden! |
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