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☕Kettles on. BH special ☕
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Gooood morning! The kitchen is open!
Please come in and make yourself comfy!
It's forecast to be another scorcher, so clothes are optional. There will be no frowning upon nakedness in this establishment!!
Again, it is just continental today, so please don't be giving me the full English BS, as I may offend.
Oh, and don't forget to tell us your Monday plans 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 |
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"Morning Mrswolf morning Mr.
Can I get a cold glass of orange juice please. Think I'll trole into town in a bit and grab some breakfast then have a nice chill out day. What you up to? X"
Morning you. Im hoping not to leave the house today and stay cool! I have interviews to prep for..a boring one today x |
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"Morning Mrswolf morning Mr.
Can I get a cold glass of orange juice please. Think I'll trole into town in a bit and grab some breakfast then have a nice chill out day. What you up to? X
Morning you. Im hoping not to leave the house today and stay cool! I have interviews to prep for..a boring one today x"
Good luck for tomorrow, sure you'll nail it 👍 x |
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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago
Sheffield |
Topless customer:
Good morning folks! How was your night?
The jusual please: Ice latte - double shot of Brazilian beans 🫘 if you’ve got it. Need the caffeine before I go to the gym this morning.
Might come back for the sunny spot on your lovely balcony (no moaning today) ☕️ |
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"Topless customer:
Good morning folks! How was your night?
The jusual please: Ice latte - double shot of Brazilian beans 🫘 if you’ve got it. Need the caffeine before I go to the gym this morning.
Might come back for the sunny spot on your lovely balcony (no moaning today) ☕️"
Good morning moany pants 🤪🤣
It was restless, sweaty and exhausting..for all the wrong reasons.
Here's your coffee...extra ice as always.
Ps the balcony is for nekkid people only .. |
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"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁
Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄"
Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
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"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁
Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄
Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework "
It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈 |
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"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese? "
What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot? |
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"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese?
What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot?"
I'd like it served naked except for an apron |
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"Coffee please, need to wake up and hydrate as lawn needs mowing and dog needs a bath today... also, pursuing holidays online at some point.
Hope OP and everyone else has a lovely Bank Holiday
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Ugh id get that grass mown asap. The temperatures are going to be through the roof!! Two coffees coming right up for you both! |
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"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁
Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄
Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework
It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈"
Oh I did read one of your comments yesterday..sounds like you've had a filthy weekend  |
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"Can I have an Americano with milk and a sweetener please. Plus a couple of croissants with some butter and have you got any cheese?
What kind of freak doesnt have cheese in the house. Of course you can. Would you like it served barefoot?
I'd like it served naked except for an apron "
Your wish is my command  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
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"Tea, croissants and jam please. I'll make bacon and eggs when I get up.😁
Today it's the housework I didn't do yesterday, followed by a small barbecue this evening. 😄
Anything for you ma'am. Sounds like a nice day if you take away the housework
It is. Unfortunately the balance of the universe means that shenanigans yesterday has to be balanced by vacuuming and laundry with achy muscles today. But it isn't too onerous. And i have a bottle of cheap and pleasant red wine and a steak at the end of it. 😄🌈
Oh I did read one of your comments yesterday..sounds like you've had a filthy weekend "
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It happens rarely enough that I have to celebrate it. 🤭 |
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Don't do breakfast but a quick cup of tea and then off to do some renovation work.
Us ladies can really excel when it comes to building renovation.
Stay till lunch time and back home for afternoon sun.
Hopefully, a bit of a tan before our trip to Cap D'Agde mid June. |
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Good morning.
If the kitchen is still open and the kettle still hot. Please may I have a coffee and some toastada con tomate.
If possible, as its hot, please do not serve it to me naked Mrs W as i am already hot enough |
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"My boobs are currently multicoloured and I'm hoping by the end of today I'll be golden all over.
An iced caramel latte to go with the zero I have planned on doing today would be perfect. 🩷"
Coming up lovely. I'm joining you with the doing zero |
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"Don't do breakfast but a quick cup of tea and then off to do some renovation work.
Us ladies can really excel when it comes to building renovation.
Stay till lunch time and back home for afternoon sun.
Hopefully, a bit of a tan before our trip to Cap D'Agde mid June."
Oh lovely. I might go out for ten minutes to see if I can top up my blotchiness |
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"Ive just come in from looking around the local car boot sale. Bought nothing and Im bloody boiling. Cool shower for me! "
Once you go out there it's impossible to cool down for the rest of the day. Even worse if you come back empty handed and you can't sit there sweating, looking at a bargain! |
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"Good morning.
If the kitchen is still open and the kettle still hot. Please may I have a coffee and some toastada con tomate.
If possible, as its hot, please do not serve it to me naked Mrs W as i am already hot enough "
Is that tomatoes on toast to us common folk?
And I hate to tell you but I ditched the clothes about 2 hours ago |
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"Mrs. & Mr. Wolves,
Back from the gym pumped up and stark naked. Can’t see any empty tables on the balcony. Not moaning just saying! I won’t be standing 🧍in the sun 🌞 xx"
Let me grab you another chair...just budge the riff raff out of the way |
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