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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Not my ex per se, but my late wife...
Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.
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By *asoMan 2 weeks ago
Sheffield |
"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...
Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.
❤"
That’s lovely ❤️ |
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"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...
Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.
❤"
Beautiful 😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 |
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"4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before"
You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco  |
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4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before
You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco
Oh dear oh dear 😂😂 |
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"4 years ago and literally the best blowjob I have ever had nothing has come close since or before
You did what i did and didnt read the OP 🤣🤣 but good to know u had an amazing blowy. Good for you glen coco you go glen coco
Oh dear oh dear 😂😂"
🤣🤣 its great i love it ❤️ |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.
From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂"
That's putting it politely. |
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You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.
From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂
That's putting it politely.
Well I hope you find happiness one day! X |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Not my ex per se, but my late wife...
Like a Long Island Ice Tea - layered with a bit of everything, highly intoxicating, interesting, and a kick like a mule - you can never manage more than one.
❤"
Beautiful |
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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago
Scotland |
"You know all the drink that gets spilled on the beer mat? Tip that in a glass. Fucking disgusting.
From what I’ve read he must of been a cunt to be compared to that 😂
That's putting it politely.
Well I hope you find happiness one day! X"
I did! He's a very patient man who puts up with all of my nonsense 😍 |
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Full bodied. Voluptuous. Very spicy. Intoxicating. Easy on the eye. Addictive. Dangerous. Sweet and sour. A blend of world flavours. Proceed with caution. Not for the faint hearted. Potential to cause death, paralysis, depression and madness. Incredible taste. |
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Not my ex, but my late partner...
A mature cognac that if not treated with respect....think of an unexploded bomb. I'm joking. Would take hours or even weeks for the fuse to detonate the charge. But you wouldn't make the same mistake again. |
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By *aked beachMan 2 weeks ago
Just A Stranger In A Strange Land. |
There’s been a few! 4 that spring to mind
Ex-Wife, money fixated, lazy and entitled. But also my Kids Mum so 🤷
Last 2 GF, lovely people just damaged goods from previous abusive and disrespectful marriages.
The one before them, egotistical, disloyal cheating pile of 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
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"As a drink
Piss. Served on a thistle.
After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.
You still go to those scary pubs then?"
Can’t seem to stay away. I order what I think is strawberry milkshake but it turns out to be piss on a thistle. Then my face hurts and I find turds. |
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"As a drink
Piss. Served on a thistle.
After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.
Luton Wetherspoons? "
Oh you’ve had the misfortune of meeting my ex as well?! We should start a support group. |
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"As a drink
Piss. Served on a thistle.
After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.
Luton Wetherspoons?
Oh you’ve had the misfortune of meeting my ex as well?! We should start a support group."
Virtual hug Felix 🤗 big squeeze..oooh think I found your chewing gum |
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"As a drink
Piss. Served on a thistle.
After which the barman slaps you in the face and shits in your pocket.
Luton Wetherspoons? "
Don't knock The White House in Luton, you can get some real pints there at decent prices. |
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