Watch the episode of 'Big Mouth' where the character Andrew has a dick photo shoot to help create the best dick pic possible. Hope this helps.
P.S don't accidentally upload it to the cloud like he does and confuse his father who's wondering what all the pictures of mushrooms are |
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"Its the best profile pic ive ever seen. I hope those men folk with there shitty black and white abs take note!
Noted "
Jeez! Ive even had to add you to my hotlist to remember how much i hate them 🤣😉 |
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"I need a professional photographer really let’s be honest. Feedback is always welcome "
Why do you do it OP? I just don't understand the urge to take a pic of your dic and show it to an unsuspecting world. It really is just the equivalent of lashing!.
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Btw, I would go and get some cream for that inflamed 🔔🔚 |
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"I need a professional photographer really let’s be honest. Feedback is always welcome
Why do you do it OP? I just don't understand the urge to take a pic of your dic and show it to an unsuspecting world. It really is just the equivalent of lashing!**.
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Btw, I would go and get some cream for that inflamed 🔔🔚"
** flashing even!!
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"Flogging's to good for 'em!" |
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"I need a professional photographer really let’s be honest. Feedback is always welcome
Why do you do it OP? I just don't understand the urge to take a pic of your dic and show it to an unsuspecting world. It really is just the equivalent of lashing!**.
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Btw, I would go and get some cream for that inflamed 🔔🔚
** flashing even!!
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"Flogging's to good for 'em!""
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"I need a professional photographer really let’s be honest. Feedback is always welcome "
That was very brave to ask for feedback OP, but, given that you posted this two hours ago and have not been online since, I take it that you might be in for a bit of a shock should you return to read the responses.
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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago
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"Photos like that make me feel like I'm expected to give a speech, or sing a song. 🎤
Can you sing ‘let it Grow’ please"
I don't know that so here's my version
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
It's like fire, it's not delightful
And since we've a peen on show
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!
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"Photos like that make me feel like I'm expected to give a speech, or sing a song. 🎤
Can you sing ‘let it Grow’ please
I don't know that so here's my version
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
It's like fire, it's not delightful
And since we've a peen on show
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!
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Sung like a true star |
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Reminds me of Audrey from little shop of horrors 
