I'd be hoping for something that lasts for absolutely ages, with a reasonable tempo - so that's Bat out of hell and Song 2 off the list for different reasons

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By *reatBear!Man 2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

It’s throughly enjoyable.

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By *atteLover82Man 2 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

Can't say I've tried that

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By *ocialablechapMan 2 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

"Oh I've done that

What tune did you play 🤣🤣

I'm trying to think of a funny comeback, but I've got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be hoping for something that lasts for absolutely ages, with a reasonable tempo - so that's Bat out of hell and Song 2 off the list for different reasons

Hotel California.. ??? Such a lovely place

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By *verageHoesCouple 2 weeks ago

Bessacarr

Yep, absolutely. We're pretty good at the Jonny Briggs theme tune, now.

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By *ino200Man 2 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

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By *eximus MaximusMan 2 weeks ago

Up North

Play me

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Oh I've done that

What tune did you play 🤣🤣

I'm trying to think of a funny comeback, but I've got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be hoping for something that lasts for absolutely ages, with a reasonable tempo - so that's Bat out of hell and Song 2 off the list for different reasons

Hotel California.. ??? Such a lovely place"

It actually wasn't, but gotta try anything once!

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By *ohn 66Man 2 weeks ago

South Birmingham

Very pleasant

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By *asquatch43Man 2 weeks ago

manchester

"Oh I've done that

What tune did you play 🤣🤣

I'm trying to think of a funny comeback, but I've got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be hoping for something that lasts for absolutely ages, with a reasonable tempo - so that's Bat out of hell and Song 2 off the list for different reasons

Oh cum all ye faithfull

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By *runkOnLustMan 2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Oh yes please

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By *he MinionMan 2 weeks ago

Surrey

Something that starts with a slow tempo but builds.

Classical.

The Sourcerers Apprentice?

Flight of the Bumblebee ?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Something that starts with a slow tempo but builds.

Classical.

The Sourcerers Apprentice?

Flight of the Bumblehole ?"

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By *arlos 0511Man 2 weeks ago

Manchester

Yes please

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By *awtybikerMan 2 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

Not tried it, but would like to

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By *eyond PurityCouple 2 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Had it done on a meet once and it completely threw me as it was not spoken about. I didn’t enjoy it as I was wondering how long was it since I showered 😬

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman 2 weeks ago

Wirral

I call that Monday lol xx

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By *hamallamadingdongMan 2 weeks ago

London

Never tried it. Curious.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Oh I've done that

What tune did you play 🤣🤣

I'm trying to think of a funny comeback, but I've got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣"

It was the theme to Wallis and Gromit

Mr 🐺

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By *unguyagainMan 2 weeks ago

honiton

"Yes or no...."

Definitely

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By *mf123Man 2 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont like the bitty bits in a toblarone

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By *orkshire500Man 2 weeks ago

Hull

100% yes

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Oh I've done that

What tune did you play 🤣🤣

I'm trying to think of a funny comeback, but I've got nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was the theme to Wallis and Gromit

Mr 🐺 "

That works 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ampireWolvesMan 2 weeks ago

Essex

"I'm scared to google..

Being rimmed whilst wanked off.

Save your internet search history"

You saved me from googling too!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I thought this was going to be a cocktail !

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By *ampireWolvesMan 2 weeks ago

Essex

"I thought this was going to be a cocktail !"

I mean it does include cock and tail 😂

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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago

near Windsor

"I thought this was going to be a cocktail !

I mean it does include cock and tail 😂"

👀🤣🤣

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By *ora the explorerWoman 2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm scared to google..

Being rimmed whilst wanked off.

Save your internet search history

You saved me from googling too!"

Me too.

In answer to the question. No. I don’t do arses

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

I used to love doing it

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By *Effy-Woman 2 weeks ago

Scotland

I'm selective with it.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

I'd get confused, it's like patting your head and rubbing your stomach.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple 2 weeks ago

Round the bend

"I thought this was going to be a cocktail !"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *uperSalopian7Man 2 weeks ago

Parts Unknown

"Yes or no...."

Go on then if you're offering

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By *hickthighs26Woman 2 weeks ago

funky town

Thought this was about the drag queen

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By *abulincsCouple 2 weeks ago

near a bridge

If the lady in question wishes who am I to deny

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By *ools and the brainCouple 2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Life is about people. It's about connections.

Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Mooj: And butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

Andy Stitzer: Please stop.

Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop

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By *kphooey43Man 2 weeks ago

Barnet

No.

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Lick it, spit on it and stick something up it 👌

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By *ensual 2Couple 2 weeks ago

Blackpool

It has been known 😉

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