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By *inaTitzTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Supporting villa"
Having watched ID too many times.
Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc |
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By *wcoMan 2 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Supporting villa
Having watched ID too many times.
Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc"
Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video. |
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"Supporting villa
Having watched ID too many times.
Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc
Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video."
For indecent exposure in a public area probably 🤣 |
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By *wcoMan 2 weeks ago
West Midlands |
"Supporting villa
Having watched ID too many times.
Incidentally, here's me with 4 members of the police:
https://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_inatitz/display/4e0ae1ad-c3bb-4b1b-81eb-780c5a6aaddc
Thought you was gonna be in the 'walking on the moon' video.
For indecent exposure in a public area probably 🤣"
Assault with a deadly ice lolly |
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By *inkShyWoman 2 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Impersonating a French person
Cattle russling
Handling bird cock. Oh burdock. Sorry. Nicked anyway. "
Being too sassy towards a shy police officer who panicked and arrested to escape their own blushes |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"Being too sexy for his shirt
Too sexy for his shirt
So sexy it hurts 
Awful singing 🤭
Gives Australian kisses to tall women. Down under her.
Having criminally good costumes!"
For skipping poster's  |
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking
Disturbing the peace and inciting riots
Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders
Welding someone's car to a phone box  "
Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun. |
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking
Disturbing the peace and inciting riots
Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders
Welding someone's car to a phone box
Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun."
Impersonating Spiderman... |
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"Exotic wildlife trafficking
Disturbing the peace and inciting riots
Unleashing his trouser snake on innocent bystanders
Welding someone's car to a phone box
Tits have caused more car crashes than a blind nun."
Watching TV without a licence  |
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket
Skipping leg day.
Stealing sunglasses from his local garage
Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law."
Concealing a weapon. |
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket
Skipping leg day.
Stealing sunglasses from his local garage
Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law.
Concealing a weapon."
Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required. |
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket
Skipping leg day.
Stealing sunglasses from his local garage
Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law.
Concealing a weapon.
Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required."
Well let’s face it !
Who wouldn’t arrest Spider-Man? |
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"Parking across the lines in a supermarket
Skipping leg day.
Stealing sunglasses from his local garage
Putting other soft drinks out of business. This is against competition law.
Concealing a weapon.
Penis is registered as a choking hazard. Warning label required.
Well let’s face it !
Who wouldn’t arrest Spider-Man? "
Practicing medicine without a license |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it!
You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)
Failure to cooperate "
For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣 |
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it!
You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)
Failure to cooperate
For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣"
Green eyed, red headed
“ sarky, cheeky, feisty ?
You’ve admitted it yourself!
You are under arrest! |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it!
You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)
Failure to cooperate
For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣
Green eyed, red headed
“ sarky, cheeky, feisty ?
You’ve admitted it yourself!
You are under arrest! "
OK holds out my hands,put the cuffs on |
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By *arylRMan 2 weeks ago
East Anglia |
"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it!
You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)
Failure to cooperate
For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣
Green eyed, red headed
“ sarky, cheeky, feisty ?
You’ve admitted it yourself!
You are under arrest! "
Anyone with a smile like that has got to be hiding something! |
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"I’m being blonde and thick! I don’t get it!
You would be arrested for knocking someone out when going for a run in the park and I don’t mean with your fists (.)(.)
Failure to cooperate
For not putting the devil in me mmmmm 🤣🤣
Green eyed, red headed
“ sarky, cheeky, feisty ?
You’ve admitted it yourself!
You are under arrest!
Anyone with a smile like that has got to be hiding something! "
Being a 1980s robot. 🤷♂️ |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"For confusing Shamallama when his door bell goes.
For looking to damn sexy in black
For flashing that cleavage in public 😱"
For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 2 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
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For flashing that cleavage in public 😱
For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped.
For selling counterfeit tartan rugs to old people "
For attempting to pass herself off as the Hindenburg. |
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By *oxy-RedWoman 2 weeks ago
pink panther territory |
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For flashing that cleavage in public 😱
For being the scourge of little old ladies on the high street with his moped.
For selling counterfeit tartan rugs to old people
For attempting to pass herself off as the Hindenburg."
For having much better hair than me |
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